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....and the world is still here. No rapture today.
I wonder of the whack jobs ever get tired of being wrong. :dunno:
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msu_grad_121
05-21-2011, 18:23
What if God operates on Pacific Time?
I hope there's a rapture today, otherwise I'll have to call my credit cards and claim identity theft... :whistling:
What if God operates on Pacific Time?
I hope there's a rapture today, otherwise I'll have to call my credit cards and claim identity theft... :whistling:
It was supposed to be EST.... Of course my wife has made me take her to see a chick flick for her birthday, so there's a distinct possibility the world really did end, and I'm in hell. :dunno:
blueiron
05-21-2011, 18:36
Jerusalem, Israel is the spiritual center of the world for Judaism and Christianity. As such, the 6:00 time would be applicable to the time zone in which Jerusalem is in.
As of 1735 MST, it is now 22 May / 0335 local Jerusalem time. World - 1 / Millerites 2.0 - ZERO.
msu_grad_121
05-21-2011, 18:42
It was supposed to be EST.... Of course my wife has made me take her to see a chick flick for her birthday, so there's a distinct possibility the world really did end, and I'm in hell. :dunno:
Ooooh, that stinks! Enjoy the Joy Luck Traveling Pants Magnolia Club, I hear it's good! :tequila:
As for the time zone thing, I just keep thinking of Gremilns 2 when they're debating how the rules work. Ha!
It was supposed to be EST.... Of course my wife has made me take her to see a chick flick for her birthday, so there's a distinct possibility the world really did end, and I'm in hell. :dunno:
:rofl::rofl:
Dragoon44
05-21-2011, 18:58
....and the world is still here. No rapture today.
I wonder of the whack jobs ever get tired of being wrong. :dunno:
You are still here, obviously you have been a very bad bad man.
:tongueout::rofl:
Misfire... Darn iPhone. Thing has a mind of it's own.
I felt much better once I heard that it was Sunday in New Zealand.......:rofl:
I felt much better once I heard that it was Sunday in New Zealand.......:rofl:
I read that it would start there and do whatever. Got home Saturday at 5am and googled what time it was there. It was 1045pm May 21, almost sunday. I laughed and went to bed.
Napalm561
05-22-2011, 06:05
If you can't think of a good rapture joke, dont worry, it's not the end of the world.
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