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southernshooter
06-03-2011, 15:56
An old guy in the gym sees a young chick he would like to impress. He asks the nearest trainer "what machine should I use to best impress that young lady" Trainer says "atm machine"

IndyGunFreak
06-03-2011, 16:00
An old guy in the gym sees a young chick he would like to impress. He asks the nearest trainer "what machine should I use to best impress that young lady" Trainer says "atm machine"

:rofl:

Genesis
06-03-2011, 16:03
An old guy in the gym sees a young chick he would like to impress. He asks the nearest trainer "what machine should I use to best impress that young lady" Trainer says "atm machine":rofl::rofl:Getting too close to home!:whistling:

sappy13
06-03-2011, 19:39
lol, awesome

itisbruno
06-03-2011, 19:55
:supergrin:

GotGlock1917
06-03-2011, 19:58
Story of my life.

goldenlight
06-04-2011, 01:20
Wise trainer.:supergrin:

JuneyBooney
06-04-2011, 01:23
That is a good one. I asked my bro if I should get a Mercedes or a Jag convertible....he told me that older women liked the Mercedes but young hotties would like the Jag...:rofl:Then on the way home I saw a hottie driving in her old man's Mercedes...he must have used the ATM. :whistling:

Minnow
06-04-2011, 01:53
Never met a man who lost women chasing money, but have met many men who lost money chasing women!

tous
06-04-2011, 02:17
There ya go, laughing at us old carps again. :crying:

And you wonder why we get ahead of you on the street and go 25 MPH? It's not that we're bad drivers. It's PAYBACK!

:tease:

okie
06-04-2011, 03:50
An old guy in the gym sees a young chick he would like to impress. He asks the nearest trainer "what machine should I use to best impress that young lady" Trainer says "atm machine"

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

okie
06-04-2011, 03:50
There ya go, laughing at us old carps again. :crying:

And you wonder why we get ahead of you on the street and go 25 MPH? It's not that we're bad drivers. It's PAYBACK!

:tease:

That's awesome, Doug:rofl::rofl:

Dan
06-04-2011, 05:34
:rofl:

vikingsoftpaw
06-04-2011, 13:47
An old guy in the gym sees a young chick he would like to impress. He asks the nearest trainer "what machine should I use to best impress that young lady" Trainer says "atm machine"


Too True...

The flip side is also just as true.

Chicks better bring their 'A' game, plus some money.

bobelk99
06-04-2011, 13:51
I would love to hear some opinions on how many years of age 'old' is.

No foul, just curious.

CitizenOfDreams
06-04-2011, 14:49
Gymbog.

http://glocktalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1346902

Pierre!
06-04-2011, 14:50
I would love to hear some opinions on how many years of age 'old' is.

No foul, just curious.

I'm thinking 100 or more... All the years before 100 are just practice for the Real Deal.... :cool:

Folsom_Prison
06-04-2011, 15:04
:rofl::rofl:

bobelk99
06-04-2011, 15:20
So how many of you supposedly 'old guys' are over 100:tongueout:

Rick C
06-04-2011, 15:21
I would love to hear some opinions on how many years of age 'old' is.

No foul, just curious.

Are those crickets I hear chirping or tinnitus in response to your question?

Diesel_Bomber
06-04-2011, 16:50
I would love to hear some opinions on how many years of age 'old' is.

No foul, just curious.

It's a sliding scale. When I was 10, I thought 15 was old. When I was 20, I thought 35 was old. Now I'm 30 and I DON'T think 50 is old. Figure I'll make 80 and figure somewhere around 150 is old.

GLWyandotte
06-04-2011, 16:52
Mandelbaum, MANDELBAUM!!