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Dan
06-04-2011, 05:40
A SEAL walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a bin Laden. Bartender asks, "What the hell is that?"

The SEAL replies, "Two shots and a splash of water."

method
06-04-2011, 06:25
That joke got pretty old about a month ago.

Dan
06-04-2011, 06:37
I don't get on here a lot with my schedule.

Davegrave
06-04-2011, 07:27
Monica Lewinski walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy, "I've got another dress for you to clean."

Slightly hard of hearing, the clerk replies, "Come again?"

"No," says Monica. "Mustard."

<---loves the topical humors!!!

hpracing007
06-04-2011, 07:30
Monica Lewinski walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy, "I've got another dress for you to clean."

Slightly hard of hearing, the clerk replies, "Come again?"

"No," says Monica. "Mustard."

<---loves the topical humors!!!

:rofl:

okie
06-04-2011, 07:30
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

okie
06-04-2011, 07:30
Monica Lewinski walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy, "I've got another dress for you to clean."

Slightly hard of hearing, the clerk replies, "Come again?"

"No," says Monica. "Mustard."

<---loves the topical humors!!!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

JBnTX
06-04-2011, 08:47
Donald Trump and Barack Obama were urinating in the White House restroom.

Obama peeks over at Trump and says, "wow that's a big one you've got there,
how do you get it so big"?

Trump replies, "every night before getting into bed I slap it on the bedpost
10 times".

Later that night, just before getting into bed, Obama pulls it out and start
slapping it on the bedpost.

Michelle rolls over and asks, "is that you Donald"?

VOID G20
06-04-2011, 08:52
:rofl::rofl::rofl: nice ones!

Ol Timer
06-04-2011, 12:50
Nice save, guys. :rofl:

jtull7
06-04-2011, 18:25
JBnTX:

The original of that joke was about Tom Landry and Too Tall Jones.

Mrs. Landry said: "Is that you, Too Tall?"

Folsom_Prison
06-04-2011, 18:49
Monica Lewinski walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy, "I've got another dress for you to clean."

Slightly hard of hearing, the clerk replies, "Come again?"

"No," says Monica. "Mustard."

<---loves the topical humors!!!

Damn :rofl::rofl:

BailRecoveryAgent
06-04-2011, 19:03
3 guys walk into a Catholic church and go to the confession booth.
First one tells the priest, "Father I've sinned, I stole someones watch today."
Priest says "My son, take a drink of the holy water and your sins will be forgiven."
The next one says, "Father I've sinned, I lied to my wife about where I was last night."
Priest says, "My son, take a drink of the holy water and your sins will be forgiven."
Third one says, "Father I've sinned. I pee'd in the holy water.

Mayhem like Me
06-04-2011, 19:39
I don't get on here a lot with my schedule.

You should search DEA agent and professional

Dennis in MA
06-04-2011, 19:42
Aaaaaaand we're closed. Lol

John Galt
06-04-2011, 19:55
Yeah, abused women jokes are just soooo funny. :upeyes:

bobelk99
06-04-2011, 21:08
Love the Monica one.

Angry Fist
06-04-2011, 21:20
I'm in....

*ASH*
06-04-2011, 21:27
in like flint .

Retseh
06-04-2011, 22:26
I'm not getting the splash of water reference.

Angry Fist
06-04-2011, 22:27
I'm not getting the splash of water reference.
Dumped at sea.

JW1178
06-04-2011, 23:47
Pedophiles aren't all bad, when driving they do slow down in school zones, bus stops, and by daycare centers.

Don H
06-05-2011, 02:03
Monica Lewinski walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy, "I've got another dress for you to clean."

Slightly hard of hearing, the clerk replies, "Come again?"

"No," says Monica. "Mustard."

<---loves the topical humors!!!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

emopunker2004
06-05-2011, 02:52
Donald Trump and Barack Obama were urinating in the White House restroom.

Obama peeks over at Trump and says, "wow that's a big one you've got there,
how do you get it so big"?

Trump replies, "every night before getting into bed I slap it on the bedpost
10 times".

Later that night, just before getting into bed, Obama pulls it out and start
slapping it on the bedpost.

Michelle rolls over and asks, "is that you Donald"?

I reckon Mr. Trump has better taste than that...

emopunker2004
06-05-2011, 02:52
what do you tell a woman who comes into work with two black eyes?

Nothin, she's already been told twice.


http://www.nintendoage.com/forum/messageview.cfm?go=i&id=43495

Geeorge
06-05-2011, 03:22
http://i729.photobucket.com/albums/ww295/geeorge1/img039.jpg

IndyGunFreak
06-05-2011, 05:47
So a guy walks into a bar and says.. "Gimme a Jambog"... Bartender says "Whats that"... he says "Oh it doesn't matter, just give it to me over and over"... :)

IGF

wavetrain75
06-05-2011, 07:52
.....

Dennis in MA
06-05-2011, 08:01
So a guy walks into a bar and says.. "Gimme a Jambog"... Bartender says "Whats that"... he says "Oh it doesn't matter, just give it to me over and over"... :)

IGF

Ironically, I've not heard that one before. Lol

Davegrave
06-05-2011, 12:14
So a guy walks into a bar and says.. "Gimme a Jambog"... Bartender says "Whats that"... he says "Oh it doesn't matter, just give it to me over and over"... :)

IGF

Fan-freakin-wait for it....TASTIC!!! :rofl:

John Galt
06-05-2011, 13:11
A seal walks into a bar. Bartender says "What'll you have?" Seal says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

Angry Fist
06-05-2011, 14:08
A seal walks into a bar. Bartender says "What'll you have?" Seal says "Anything but a Canadian Club."
That's what I was expecting the first time.

IndyGunFreak
06-05-2011, 14:09
Ironically, I've not heard that one before. Lol

I have to take credit for it, I made it up... (or at least I've never read it anywhere before)...

IGF

Rizzo
06-05-2011, 14:17
A rabbi, a bald gorilla, and a republican congressman walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Dandapani
06-05-2011, 18:40
Horse trots into a bar and sits down on a stool. Bartender walks over and says...

FireGuy
06-10-2011, 17:25
:crying:Why the long face? :tongueout: