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barstoolguru
06-17-2011, 10:57
There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>
Sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said<o:p></o:p>
To his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years."<o:p></o:p>
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"Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting<o:p></o:p>
Here at This breakfast table together."<o:p></o:p>
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"I know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as<o:p></o:p>
Jaybirds fifty years ago."<o:p></o:p>
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"Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say...should we get naked?"<o:p></o:p>
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He agreed, so the two old folks stripped to the buff and sat back<o:p></o:p>
down at the table. "You know, honey," the little old lady<o:p></o:p>
breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago!"
"I'm not surprised," grinned Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the<o:p></o:p>
other's in your oatmeal!!!" :rofl:<o:p></o:p>