Glockdude1
06-24-2011, 10:44
"Rodney Dangerfield"
- A girl phoned me & said, ‘Come on over.
There’s nobody home.’ I went over. Nobody was home!
- A hooker once told me she had a headache.
- I went to a massage parlor. It was self-service.
- If it weren’t for pickpockets, I’d have no sex life at all.
- I was making love to this girl & she started crying I said,
‘Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?’
She said, ‘No, I hate myself now.’
- I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger.
That’s when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her
head comes off.
- I knew a girl so ugly... They use her in prisons
to cure sex offenders.
- I’m so ugly I stuck my head out the window &
got arrested for mooning.
- The other day I came home & a guy was jogging, naked.
I asked him, ‘Why?’ He said, ‘Because you came home early.’
- My wife only has sex with me for a purpose.
Last night she used me to time an egg.
- My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in
the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.
- My wife is such a bad cook, in my house
we pray after the meal.
- My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex.
She called me from Chicago last night.
- Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing
a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home.
- My family was so poor that if I hadn’t been born a boy,
I wouldn’t have had anything to play with......
:supergrin:
- A girl phoned me & said, ‘Come on over.
There’s nobody home.’ I went over. Nobody was home!
- A hooker once told me she had a headache.
- I went to a massage parlor. It was self-service.
- If it weren’t for pickpockets, I’d have no sex life at all.
- I was making love to this girl & she started crying I said,
‘Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?’
She said, ‘No, I hate myself now.’
- I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger.
That’s when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her
head comes off.
- I knew a girl so ugly... They use her in prisons
to cure sex offenders.
- I’m so ugly I stuck my head out the window &
got arrested for mooning.
- The other day I came home & a guy was jogging, naked.
I asked him, ‘Why?’ He said, ‘Because you came home early.’
- My wife only has sex with me for a purpose.
Last night she used me to time an egg.
- My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in
the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.
- My wife is such a bad cook, in my house
we pray after the meal.
- My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex.
She called me from Chicago last night.
- Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing
a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home.
- My family was so poor that if I hadn’t been born a boy,
I wouldn’t have had anything to play with......
:supergrin: