barstoolguru
06-27-2011, 08:58
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The Candy With The Little Hole
The teacher wanted to play a game so she gave all the kids a lifesaver and asked them to indentify each one by their flavor and The children began :
Red.....................Cherry
Yellow...............Lemon
Green.................Lime
Orange ..............Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers.
None of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said, "I will give you all a clue. It's what your
Mother may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and<o:p></o:p>
yelled, "Oh my God! spit them out.... They're *****-holes!"
The teacher had to leave the room. </SPAN>
The Candy With The Little Hole
The teacher wanted to play a game so she gave all the kids a lifesaver and asked them to indentify each one by their flavor and The children began :
Red.....................Cherry
Yellow...............Lemon
Green.................Lime
Orange ..............Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers.
None of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said, "I will give you all a clue. It's what your
Mother may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and<o:p></o:p>
yelled, "Oh my God! spit them out.... They're *****-holes!"
The teacher had to leave the room. </SPAN>