Twisted Steel
02-17-2003, 21:37
A man sat at a local bar savoring a double martini when an attractive woman sat down next to him. The bartender served her a glass of vodka and orange juice. The man turned to her and said, "This is a special day. I'm celebrating."
"What a coincidence. I'm celebrating too," she replied, clinking glasses with him. "What are you celebrating?" she asked.
"As it happens, I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile."
"What a coincidence," she said. "For years my husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!
How did your chickens become fertile?" she asked
"Oh, I switched cocks," he replied.
"What a coincidence” she said.
"What a coincidence. I'm celebrating too," she replied, clinking glasses with him. "What are you celebrating?" she asked.
"As it happens, I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile."
"What a coincidence," she said. "For years my husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!
How did your chickens become fertile?" she asked
"Oh, I switched cocks," he replied.
"What a coincidence” she said.