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Cope's Distributing
07-26-2011, 13:00
Tactical Bleeding Zombie Target (CHRIS)
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During his time working in our testing facility, fellow colleagues reported strange activity by Chris. Some feared he was researching the alteration of human genotypes and possibly phenotypes. When questioned about his suspicious activity, Chris mumbled something about human mutations and a possible cure. Some thought he lost his mind, but others feared he was testing on himself or even worse when the Feds came in and put the entire testing facility on lock down… Chris went missing the next day and hasn’t been seen since.

Each Chris Zombie is cloned in our San Diego, California facility and is hand painted to accurately resemble an infected human that just finished gnawing on your neighbor Zed’s leg, to give you that realistic look so you genuinely feel the hate. What makes our Zombie’s so special? They’re filled with biodegradable matter, which makes clean-up so much easier… (are you happy, mom?) …and oh yah, let’s not forget, they ooze and burst into little pieces of blood soaked Zombie matter when you shoot them!

Features.

■Life-sized Zombie target BLEEDS when you shoot it!!!
■Zombies can be shot more than 1000+ rounds of assorted calibers.
■Biodegradable Zombie matter keeps tree huggers off your back.
■Zombie can be reused to finish off another day.
■Includes wood stake to mount the Zombie.
■Printed Box with a standard shaded scoring line target on both sides to help sight in your weapon.
■Made in the USA by non-infected workers!!!

$79.99

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