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Eddie C.
02-18-2003, 19:03
The Perfect Dress
An ex girlfriend sent this to me today and I thought it was funny so I'd share with the gals of GT. They'll appreciate it:

Subject: the PERFECT Dress
> The wedding day was fast approaching. Everything was ready,
> > and nothing could dampen Jennifer's excitement, not even her parents'
> > nasty divorce.
> > Her mother Sheila finally found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be
> > the best dressed mother of the bride EVER!
> > A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn her new young
> > stepmother, Barbie, had purchased the same dress.
> > She asked Barbie to exchange the dress, but Barbie refused,
> > "Absolutely not! I'm going to wear this dress; I'll look like a
>million in it!"
> > Jennifer told her mother, who graciously replied, "Never mind dear.
> > I'll get another dress, after all it's YOUR special day, not hers."
> > Two weeks later, another dress was finally found. When they stopped for
> > lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, "What are you going to do with the
> > first dress? Maybe you should return it. You don't have any place to
>wear it."
> > Sheila grinned and replied, "Of course I do, dear! I'm wearing it to
> > the rehearsal dinner!"
> > Now what woman wouldn't like this story?!