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scooterbear
02-18-2003, 18:43
Subject: FW: Terrorism Debate


The Difference Between The Liberals, Conservatives and Texans in the
"Debate" Over The War On Terrorism:

Question: You're walking down a deserted street with
your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with
a huge knife comes around the corner and is running at you while half
naked & screaming obscenities. In your hand is a Glock .40 and you are
an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your
family. What do you do?
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Liberal Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man
look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that is
inspiring him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Is it possible
he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me
or would he just be content to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and
hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? This is all
so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days to
try to come to a conclusion.
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Conservative Answer:

BANG! ___________________________________________________________
Texan's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! click... (sounds of clip being ejected and fresh clip installed)
Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving,
what do you kids think?"
Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it too..."
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! click
Daughter: "Nice grouping Daddy!"


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