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okie
08-05-2011, 08:58
I came about 1 billionth of a nanosecond from shaving my head this morning, but I chickened out:embarassed::rofl:

G19Tony
08-05-2011, 09:01
Shoulda done it Mark. :wavey:

tous
08-05-2011, 09:01
If a nanosecond is one billionth of second (10e-9) then, what is one billionth of a nanosecond?

Please show your work.

69Charger
08-05-2011, 09:03
WHY?
Shave your head?
GOT LICE? LOL
Dave

Glock1963
08-05-2011, 09:04
I'd be willing to bet the ranch that if you decide to do it, you will wonder why you didn't do it sooner.

DaneA
08-05-2011, 09:04
Could you pass for Fester if you did? That would make work a lot of fun.

airmotive
08-05-2011, 09:15
You need a drinkin' buddy, mayor.

redbaron007
08-05-2011, 09:20
What stopped ya? Chicken? Come on!! Take a step to the wild side! :rofl:

Maybe next time, Oh Great Mayor! :supergrin:


:wavey:

red

byf43
08-05-2011, 09:23
Okie,

When I finally got my hair cut to a Flat-top, it took several days of decision making time.

My hair wasn't 'long', but, it was long enough.
I just got tired of it.

I've worn a Flat-top for almost 20 years, now.
Shaved slick on the sides and back. . . . real high!
Top, not short. Medium height.

It is COMFORTABLE!!!!!!!

BAILIFF
08-05-2011, 09:57
http://www.bartsystems.com/URLImageArchive/MY%20BIG%20ROOSTER.JPG

okie
08-05-2011, 10:09
Shoulda done it Mark. :wavey:

I'm a chicken, Tony:embarassed:

okie
08-05-2011, 10:11
If a nanosecond is one billionth of second (10e-9) then, what is one billionth of a nanosecond?

Please show your work.

Sorry, Doug but I'm not a great mathematician:embarassed:

okie
08-05-2011, 10:11
WHY?
Shave your head?
GOT LICE? LOL
Dave

So I could say been there done that:supergrin:

okie
08-05-2011, 10:12
I'd be willing to bet the ranch that if you decide to do it, you will wonder why you didn't do it sooner.

Well one day maybe I won't be a chicken:supergrin:

okie
08-05-2011, 10:12
What stopped ya? Chicken? Come on!! Take a step to the wild side! :rofl:

Maybe next time, Oh Great Mayor! :supergrin:


:wavey:

red

I said I was a chicken:embarassed::rofl:

okie
08-05-2011, 10:13
http://www.bartsystems.com/URLImageArchive/MY%20BIG%20ROOSTER.JPG

That's me:rofl::rofl:

kcb
08-05-2011, 10:27
Okie, I didn't want my hubby to do it for the longest time. BUT he was getting VERY thin on top.

FINALLY, I caved and let him do it!

NOW, I think it is VERY hawt!!! He looks GREAT with his hair cut very short!

I've even had several of my friends ask me if he has a brother, or we can clone him!

ESPECIALLY if a man is thinning on the top of his head...he should absolutely opt for this cut! (Of course, from the photos I've seen of you, this does NOT apply, but you'd still look good, I'm sure!)

It's just hair, and it will always grow back!

:hugs: :kiss: :supergrin:

(Oh and with a short goatee and mustache, even better! ;) )

BabyTaz
08-05-2011, 10:32
were you going to keep the beard??

oldsoldier
08-05-2011, 10:47
Go for it. What's it going to hurt? It's comfortable especially in this heat. I keep mine nearly shaved and even a slight breeze feels good.

DWARREN123
08-05-2011, 11:23
Don't rush it, do it when you are ready. Hair does cushion your head so be aware. :wavey:

ViperGlock
08-05-2011, 12:14
It’s best to give it some thought first.

kirgi08
08-05-2011, 13:26
Mark,I got a pony tail below my belt.I wanted ta cut my hair due ta the heat,H!!L no.My wife disagreed with my plan.'08.

kcb
08-05-2011, 15:01
Mark,I got a pony tail below my belt.I wanted ta cut my hair due ta the heat,H!!L no.My wife disagreed with my plan.'08.

Are you one of the River Hippies here in Western North Carolina, Kirgi08?

:supergrin:

There are a lot of men around here with long hair! A lot of men with very gray hair with long hair, too! My mom and I went to a health food store to pick up some things the end of last week and the guy running the store almost looked like the photos I've seen all my life of Jesus.


We talked about the "Willie Nelson" braid for my hubby for a while....even started working on growing it. But the guys at work gave him such a hard time about it, we went back to the original plan!

:rofl:

kirgi08
08-05-2011, 15:44
Me a hippie.'08. :faint:

kcb
08-05-2011, 16:35
Me a hippie.'08. :faint:

Just kidding with you!

We all joke around with our friends here about the "River Hippies" here in Black Mountain! Had to tease you when you said how long your hair is!

:supergrin: :hugs:

trcubed
08-05-2011, 18:24
It's just hair, Okie. Peel that noggin and post the pics!

tous
08-06-2011, 10:35
We have been hijacked, er, OAFjacked ... uh, hiOAFED! :scared:

:wavey:

MooseJaw
08-06-2011, 13:40
Okie,

Skin is In!!

Lose the hair, and you won't care..

Bald is Beautifull.. and cool.. really.. :cool:



But you'll need to wear a cap, or you'll burn your noggin.. :wow:



Don't be a Chicken.. :rofl::rofl::rofl:

Dinky
08-06-2011, 13:59
We have been hijacked, er, OAFjacked ... uh, hiOAFED! :scared:

:wavey:



Don't act like you have never been down here runnin amock and causin trouble....:wavey:

tous
08-06-2011, 15:51
Don't act like you have never been down here runnin amock and causin trouble....:wavey:

I'm innocent! :innocent:

Innocent, I tell ya! :innocent: :innocent:

You'll never take me alive, screws! :fist:

I blame this all on Dianetics.

Dinky
08-06-2011, 16:52
I'm innocent! :innocent:

Innocent, I tell ya! :innocent: :innocent:

You'll never take me alive, screws! :fist:

I blame this all on Dianetics.



You and L. Ron :wow:

tous
08-06-2011, 17:17
You and L. Ron :wow:

The Mullah is wise. :notworthy:

He is like a cosmic Mystery Eight Ball that always has the right answer, never a maybe.

Dinky
08-06-2011, 17:28
The Mullah is wise. :notworthy:

He is like a cosmic Mystery Eight Ball that always has the right answer, never a maybe.




Sort of like the little piece of paper in the cookies you get at China Express??

tous
08-06-2011, 17:50
Sort of like the little piece of paper in the cookies you get at China Express??

Who do you think writes all of the fortunes?

The Mullah.
He has powers beyond a mere human's ability to grasp.

<--- has tried to grasp El Ron

Dinky
08-06-2011, 17:54
Who do you think writes all of the fortunes?

The Mullah.
He has powers beyond a mere human's ability to grasp.

<--- has tried to grasp El Ron



So it seems that this Mullah is a know it all :rofl:

OSSI
08-06-2011, 18:03
If a nanosecond is one billionth of second (10e-9) then, what is one billionth of a nanosecond?

Please show your work.

I trust you Mate :)

tous
08-06-2011, 18:14
So it seems that this Mullah is a know it all :rofl:

El Ron knows answers to questions that haven't been thought of yet. :wow:

Just an example, 65 million years ago, he showed and told the dinosaurs to get off the planet.

Do not doubt the power of the Mullah.

tous
08-06-2011, 18:15
I trust you Mate :)

10e-18. :supergrin:

:wavey:

Dinky
08-06-2011, 19:34
El Ron knows answers to questions that haven't been thought of yet. :wow:

Just an example, 65 million years ago, he showed and told the dinosaurs to get off the planet.

Do not doubt the power of the Mullah.



I doubt all :cool:

trcubed
08-06-2011, 19:40
So...Okster...you skinnin' that noodle or not?? :dunno:

alphacat
08-06-2011, 19:51
We need a vote or poll on this...

kirgi08
08-06-2011, 20:26
I doubt all :cool:

A result of being a flatlander.'08. :whistling:

Kaybe
08-06-2011, 22:40
Go ahead and shave it. I was wondering about that for years. I shaved it about a year ago and love it. Balding is not a choice but bald is. If you don't like it, it will grow back. I don't wear hats anymore and don't pay the barber. But, I do buy razors. Do it!! I felt the same way about the polar bear club..but love doing that now.

Blast
08-06-2011, 23:01
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fpfiItDyNog/RxrRJgqemnI/AAAAAAAAA7A/gR4ZKzq1Abc/s320/mr_clean2.jpg

okie
08-07-2011, 05:33
were you going to keep the beard??

Yes Ma'am I am. no chance of it going away:kiss::hugs:

okie
08-07-2011, 05:35
Mark,I got a pony tail below my belt.I wanted ta cut my hair due ta the heat,H!!L no.My wife disagreed with my plan.'08.

I didn't want to cut my hair, Roger but the longer it got the curlier it got:crying:

okie
08-07-2011, 05:35
Don't rush it, do it when you are ready. Hair does cushion your head so be aware. :wavey:

Good advice my friend:supergrin:

okie
08-07-2011, 05:37
So...Okster...you skinnin' that noodle or not?? :dunno:

Not yet:embarassed::supergrin:

ancient_serpent
08-07-2011, 06:12
I say go for it. Cut it! If you end up hating how it looks, wear a hat till it grows back.

Dinky
08-07-2011, 06:13
A result of being a flatlander.'08. :whistling:


That is mean :tongueout:

Blast
08-11-2011, 10:17
You could paint funny faces.:supergrin:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_AYwY74fDryU/SuQTyoFEWqI/AAAAAAAAXbA/mYfAwXPr7h8/s400/funny+bald_head_tattoos+14.jpg

And even rent it out for ads.:wavey:

http://cdn.trendhunterstatic.com/thumbs/bald-head-billboard-ads-new-zealand-airlines-seeks-shaven-heads-for-ad-tatt.jpeg

kirgi08
08-11-2011, 10:37
:animlol:

Blast
08-12-2011, 21:19
Hey okie... are you still wimpin'?:tongueout::rofl:



Shave that coconut
http://i667.photobucket.com/albums/vv32/mh93/austin_powers_in_goldmember_verne_t.jpg

kcb
08-12-2011, 21:39
Okie, you are NOT a chicken because you are hesitant to cut your hair.

Trust me!

There are those amongst us that are MUCH bigger chickens for MUCH more significant reasons! :shocked:


:hugs: :kiss:

If you don't want to cut your hair, it's your call! I like it both ways!
;) Very short and long!

Blast
08-12-2011, 22:10
Okie, you are NOT a chicken because you are hesitant to cut your hair.

Trust me!

There are those amongst us that are MUCH bigger chickens for MUCH more significant reasons!


If you don't want to cut your hair, it's your call! I like it both ways!
;) Very short and long!

Oh, he's chicken alright. He admitted it. He went out of his way to say he contemplated a head shave and then wimped out.:eyebrow:
You can't be easy on folks like that. :shame:
It's the brick for him.:okie::rofl:

kcb
08-12-2011, 22:19
Oh, he's chicken alright. He admitted it. He went out of his way to say he contemplated a head shave and then wimped out.:eyebrow:
You can't be easy on folks like that. :shame:
It's the brick for him.:okie::rofl :

:rofl:


I've had LONG hair most of my life....

Do you know how many times I've contemplated cutting it short short? But then I remember, everytime in my life that I cut it really short, the minute I got home from the Salon, I started growing it long again!

Besides, there are bigger things in life that make men a chicken! :rofl:

:zipmouth: