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okie
08-10-2011, 06:44
You are a big time movie director and you have unlimited bucks, what kind of movies are you going to make? I am going to do cop movies, modern day war movies, movies like, The Substitute series. Also movies like Beverly Hills cop and car movies like Gone in 60 seconds and Used cars. There will be lots of shootin, and nudity in my movies. I would come up with some awsome movies for sure:supergrin:

blownhemi
08-10-2011, 06:46
Sci Fi

So many good books out there that would make excellent movies.

Bilbo Bagins
08-10-2011, 06:55
I'm thinking like Okie. Exotic locations, action, sexy women, fast cars, probably some comedy.

James Bond meets the Hangover

medic2258
08-10-2011, 06:57
Epic porn with the setting at a gun store / range.

Chad Landry
08-10-2011, 07:01
Science Fiction and Westerns. Though I'd love to do an oilfield drama, complete with the dangers and heartbreaks that go along with the business.

okie
08-10-2011, 07:04
Though I'd love to do an oilfield drama, complete with the dangers and heartbreaks that go along with the business.
That would be an awesome movie for sure, Chad:thumbsup:

okie
08-10-2011, 07:06
I would do a Western comedy and all the actors would carry 1911's instead of six shooters:rofl::rofl:

Cheytac
08-10-2011, 07:13
Epic porn with the setting at a gun store / range.


Suppressors are good for a couple of things... :whistling:

Chad Landry
08-10-2011, 07:14
I would do a Western comedy and all the actors would carry 1911's instead of six shooters:rofl::rofl:

Joe Kidd used a broomhandle Mauser. That was kinda cool.

inthefrey
08-10-2011, 07:15
Anything that involves high-speed flight and a good soundtrack.

I think "animated" movies have just about had their run and live-action movies will return soon.

However, the flying scene across the water in How To Train Your Dragon is rather awesome. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbZtfznQb-Y

Cheytac
08-10-2011, 07:19
I would do; War, Cops, Porn, but only after I did a movie along the lines of The Equalizer... :supergrin:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Equalizer

I loved that series

Jay9928
08-10-2011, 07:41
I would be more like the Quentin Tarantino type like Pulp Fiction, or Inglorious Basterds.

Bilbo Bagins
08-10-2011, 08:06
Epic porn with the setting at a gun store / range.


Sexy woman walks into the store. "I like to see your Magnum with the LONG Barrel"

Que music.....BBBaaaa Chicka Bow Bow

tous
08-10-2011, 08:44
The life and times of Dinky.

First release is guaranteed blockbuster, many sequels to follow.
Bigger than Harry Potter.

Blast
08-10-2011, 09:16
Probably war, disaster, and fantasy epics with awesome special effects and intense storylines.

War on a galactic scale, weapons capable of vaporizing planets; giant alien monsters and robots trampling cities; exploding stars; gamma ray bursts; etc.

Goblins, elves, demons, fairies, witches, and wizards raising hell and such.

Plus a fair share of hawt ass-kicking female heroes.:whistling:

Fun stuff.:supergrin:

okie
08-10-2011, 11:54
The life and times of Dinky.

First release is guaranteed blockbuster, many sequels to follow.
Bigger than Harry Potter.

I can see that, Doug:supergrin::wavey:

G33
08-10-2011, 13:48
Firefly!



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Tom Selleck movies.
:wow::faint::supergrin:

fx77
08-10-2011, 14:52
Non PC America is great Movies

tous
08-10-2011, 16:15
I can see that, Doug:supergrin::wavey:

Y'all be OAFjacked ag'in.

blownhemi
08-10-2011, 16:28
I would do; War, Cops, Porn, but only after I did a movie along the lines of The Equalizer... :supergrin:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Equalizer

I loved that series

Funny you should mention that. They've just started showing reruns on Australian TV again, only found out yesterday.

Davegrave
08-10-2011, 16:55
I would make a movie about a fat lonely guy who's whole life fell apart so he seeks solace and relief from boredom through an online gun forum. In the process he learns a lot about himself and his destiny.

Then he goes on a drug fueled hooker killing rampage, never using guns so as not to hurt the 2A cause. 100's are slain mercilessly. It's filled with brutal violence and graphic sex acts. Some snappy dialogue thrown in here and there.
Then in the shocking final scene he spares the life of a 16 year old call girl that begs for mercy, and in that moment both he, and the audience, know that everything is gonna turn out OK.

kcb
08-10-2011, 17:40
Firefly!



And...









Lots....





and.....







lots.....






of.....








Tom Selleck movies.
:wow::faint::supergrin:

:thumbsup: :agree:

RyanSBHF
08-10-2011, 17:49
I would direct a lot of those black & white art house movies that critics love but the public doesn't understand.

scratchy wilson
08-10-2011, 21:57
Something MHI based...