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GioaJack
08-17-2011, 14:49
After 8 days of no internet the ISP company finally came out, updated all the equipment and aimed it at a new tower.

I was so weary from internet withdrawal that it took me four shots to hit the technician after he had completed to work but I finally managed to shoot him just a little.

I shall now scribble forum names on scraps of paper and draw one from a chicken grease stained paper bag to determine my first forum victim.

I'm giddy with excitement... even though I'm out of scotch!

Oh, yeah, load something, or whatever it is we do around here. I think I've forgotten.


Jack

Zombie Steve
08-17-2011, 14:56
Thaaaat's why it's been so fun around here the last few days.

Gunshine
08-17-2011, 14:57
Welcome back Jack. Eight days with no internet,wow! I'm glad your back. I haven't seen Doc Holiday or TBO in a while either. I hope all is well with them.

Bogey
08-17-2011, 15:15
You were gone?

Hoser
08-17-2011, 15:16
Who are you again?

IndyGunFreak
08-17-2011, 15:39
It was painfully quiet the last week or so... (I've been very busy myself this last month.. had some other projects taking my time).

IGF

fredj338
08-17-2011, 16:43
I thought it had been awful quiet aroudn here. Glad you are doing well.

RustyFN
08-17-2011, 19:02
Welcome back Jack.

unclebob
08-17-2011, 19:06
Who in the hell is Jack?

n2extrm
08-17-2011, 19:13
ISP down for 8 days! That is what happens when you own 2 red presses and a LFC die.......:whistling:

Jerry
08-17-2011, 20:20
HI JACK!!!! Oh no did I just say that. Thank goodness I’m not at the airport. :rofl: :tongueout:

PCJim
08-17-2011, 21:19
I think he's trying to pull one over on us.

No internet access? Ha! I'd bet he just refilled his blue pill Rx and was mustering all his energy in other areas of interest. :supergrin:

ChrisJn
08-17-2011, 21:25
I've quite enjoyed the peace and solitude:wavey:

njl
08-17-2011, 22:05
I want a refund.

For what I slipped your ISP's admin, they were supposed to keep you offline at least two weeks and feed you some BS about solar flares and gamma radiation blocking your signal.

GioaJack
08-17-2011, 22:29
It would appear that we're going to be involved in a 'targets of opportunity' situation... multiple, multiple, multiple targets of opportunity.

Not only do I look a lot like an elephant, I have a memory like one. :whistling:


Jack

Zombie Steve
08-17-2011, 22:33
For those of you who have never met Jack, it's a similar smell too.

GioaJack
08-17-2011, 22:35
There's another one for the list.


Jack

Zombie Steve
08-17-2011, 22:45
Sono davvero allergico alle anguille sotto aceto.

labdwakin
08-17-2011, 22:49
He's also got coarse hair and terrible table manners like an elephant.

Glad yer back on the air, Jack!

TheRogue
08-18-2011, 02:16
Welcome back.

New youtube video coming soon..? I hope.

G21FAN
08-18-2011, 06:51
Good to have you back! I was wondering if you were OK.

We need characters here!

Cheytac
08-18-2011, 06:56
Thaaaat's why it's been so quiet around here the last few days.



Fixed that for you... :supergrin:

SigFTW
08-18-2011, 06:58
He must have run-out of little blue pills, that's why he is back.:whistling:

ustate
08-18-2011, 07:00
Welcome back, was starting to have Jack post withdrawals.

unclebob
08-18-2011, 07:28
There's another one for the list.


Jack

:worried::nailbiting::rofl:

Gunshine
08-18-2011, 09:37
For those of you who have never met Jack, it's a similar smell too.

Sorry Jack. But that is funny.:rofl:

GioaJack
08-18-2011, 09:45
Welcome back.

New youtube video coming soon..? I hope.


Currently in production, another two or three weeks, certainly before my next trip to Texas the end of next month.

It's gonna be pay-back time. :whistling:


Jack

Tpro
08-18-2011, 10:36
Currently in production, another two or three weeks, certainly before my next trip to Texas the end of next month.

It's gonna be pay-back time. :whistling:


Jack

Leave no doubt Jack while filming the vid.......:supergrin:

WiskyT
08-18-2011, 16:08
Jack, you missed a lot while the ISP waited for your check to clear. Fred sold all of his powders and bought an 8# jug of Tightgroup, Uncle Bob got a Pro1000 (and loves it), and C4W bought a hammer to repair his bench and it worked right out of the box.

Tpro
08-18-2011, 18:05
Jack, you missed a lot while the ISP waited for your check to clear. Fred sold all of his powders and bought an 8# jug of Tightgroup, Uncle Bob got a Pro1000 (and loves it), and C4W bought a hammer to repair his bench and it worked right out of the box.


^^^^^^^Nice^^^^^^^

Angry Fist
08-18-2011, 18:09
Currently in production, another two or three weeks, certainly before my next trip to Texas the end of next month.

It's gonna be pay-back time. :whistling:


Jack
I'm sure.



ISP my ass.... the V ran out, didn't it? :wedgie:

Glock XIX
08-19-2011, 12:58
I think he was just upset because Heather Locklear, announced her engagement to some dude named Jack Wagner. Can't say that I blame him.