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okie
08-21-2011, 13:02
Chairs ain't ladders, that's all I have to say about that:whistling::embarassed:

tous
08-21-2011, 13:03
No, the chair tried to kill you.

okie fall down go boom?

:wavey:

Brian Lee
08-21-2011, 13:03
Glad you decided suicide wasn't the answer! Falling off a chair is an agonizing death.

GlockPride
08-21-2011, 13:04
Only the good die young...

okie
08-21-2011, 13:04
No, the chair tried to kill you.

okie fall down go boom?

:wavey:

Yes:embarassed:

okie
08-21-2011, 13:05
Glad you decided suicide wasn't the answer! Falling off a chair is an agonizing death.

It's not fun for sure:embarassed:

okie
08-21-2011, 13:06
Only the good die young...

I guess I'm not good then:shocked::supergrin:

G33
08-21-2011, 13:08
:ambulance::courtsie:

Detectorist
08-21-2011, 13:12
The title of your post is not funny.

okie
08-21-2011, 13:15
:ambulance::courtsie:

Thank you sweetie pie:kiss::hugs:

Berto
08-21-2011, 13:15
I'll still take a milk crate anyday over a foot stool.

snubfan
08-21-2011, 13:17
I'm no good standing on chairs either Okie! My usual dismount off a chair is a pathetic Layout Tsukahara with a half twist but I have been known to use some sort of a bastardized Triple Lindy as well.:wavey:

W420Hunter
08-21-2011, 13:18
Next time remember to duck tape them together, then you will be fine lol.

69Charger
08-21-2011, 13:20
The title of your post is not funny.

Bad choice of words.
I agree. Not to funny there Mr O. :(

Dave

okie
08-21-2011, 13:21
I'm no good standing on chairs either Okie! My usual dismount off a chair is a pathetic Layout Sukahara with a half twist but I have been known to use some sort of a bastardized Triple Lindy as well.:wavey:

I'm glad you lived too tell about it my friend:phew:

M&P Shooter
08-21-2011, 13:21
Chairs hate humans:whistling:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ENxURrb8Bw&feature=related

okie
08-21-2011, 13:22
Bad choice of words.
I agree. Not to funny there Mr O. :(

Dave

Bad choice of words true, at least I lived to tell about it:phew:

JudgeRoyBean
08-21-2011, 13:22
Chairs ain't ladders, that's all I have to say about that:whistling::embarassed:

I fell off a bar stool once.......Didn't feel a thing.......:rofl:

okie
08-21-2011, 13:25
Chairs hate humans:whistling:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ENxURrb8Bw&feature=related

Chairs seem to be the Debbil for sure:shocked::faint:

okie
08-21-2011, 13:25
I fell off a bar stool once.......Didn't feel a thing.......:rofl:

I bet not:whistling:

MooseJaw
08-21-2011, 13:29
Worker's Comp??

Didn't WalMart provide you with a suitable ladder?? :faint:

BAILIFF
08-21-2011, 13:35
I've seen pics of you Okster....


http://www.littlegiantladder.com/safety-step-ladder.html

robin303
08-21-2011, 13:52
Crap don't feel Bad Okie. I got on a bar stool to change out a light bulb and fell and broke my arm. I was out for 5 weeks. I felt like a double dumb *** for sure. :embarassed:

Glockdude1
08-21-2011, 13:57
Chairs ain't ladders, that's all I have to say about that:whistling::embarassed:

Glad you are still with us Okie!!

We would hate, to have to elect a new Mayor.

:wavey:

sixgun2
08-21-2011, 13:58
First signifigent thought that crosses your mind in the morning as your feet hit the floor Okie is that your bones don't heal so good anymore.:wavey:

UtahIrishman
08-21-2011, 13:58
http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q66/calistoga54/forklift.jpg

Alchemy
08-21-2011, 13:59
I guess I'm not good then:shocked::supergrin:



You're good okie, but you aren't young. :tongueout:

itisbruno
08-21-2011, 14:07
I thought you were gonna say you slept with Tonya Harding


:nailbiting:

Glad you survived the fall.

NM Mountainman
08-21-2011, 14:31
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NM Mountainman
08-21-2011, 14:38
People who do it or try to do it are often in awful pain, and they can't see a solution. I gave CPR to a friend who tried it once, and she survived. Her insurance quit paying for her therapy after a certain number of visits. For her second attempt, she planned a little better, and we all had to say good-bye. That was almost five years ago. I still think about her sometimes.

I've been to funerals for 3 different high school students who did themselves in. At the last one, the parents asked me to speak because everyone in the family was in so much pain, none of them could stand up and talk about it. Only a few close friends of the family attended. It wasn't the family's fault, but they still felt an incredible amount of shame. After the minister spoke, I stood in an almost empty church. I spoke for them and for him, but my voice wasn't always clear and even. I looked down a lot. Afterwards, we all hugged each other and wept.

I once sat across a picnic table from a young man and talked to him while he sat there crying with a cocked and loaded .357 pointed at his head. I kept talking with him for almost 30 minutes trying to convince him to give me the revolver. First I convinced him to take his finger off the trigger and out of the trigger guard. Later, he agreed to allow me to place my thumb gently between the hammer and the frame and for me to wrap my hand around his as he held the gun. Finally, he allowed me to remove it from his hand. I said, "Thank you."

Two years later, he died in Vietnam. I never learned how it happened.

Glockdude1
08-21-2011, 14:41
I thought you were gonna say you slept with Tonya Harding

:nailbiting:

Glad you survived the fall.

If that had been the case, Okie's knees would have been damaged!!

:rofl:

okie
08-21-2011, 16:52
If that had been the case, Okie's knees would have been damaged!!

:rofl:

I see what you did there:rofl::rofl:

okie
08-21-2011, 16:53
Worker's Comp??

Didn't WalMart provide you with a suitable ladder?? :faint:

This was at home, I'm to cheap to pay myself workman's comp:shocked::rofl:

okie
08-21-2011, 16:54
You're good okie, but you aren't young. :tongueout:

I'm not young for sure:fred:

okie
08-21-2011, 16:55
I've seen pics of you Okster....


http://www.littlegiantladder.com/safety-step-ladder.html

I need one of them for sure:supergrin:

okie
08-21-2011, 16:56
Crap don't feel Bad Okie. I got on a bar stool to change out a light bulb and fell and broke my arm. I was out for 5 weeks. I felt like a double dumb *** for sure. :embarassed:

I hope you healed up quickly my friend:supergrin:

okie
08-21-2011, 16:56
Glad you are still with us Okie!!

We would hate, to have to elect a new Mayor.

:wavey:

I'm glad also:phew:

okie
08-21-2011, 16:57
First signifigent thought that crosses your mind in the morning as your feet hit the floor Okie is that your bones don't heal so good anymore.:wavey:

I need to remember that for sure:supergrin:

Never Nervous
08-21-2011, 16:59
When I saw the title I thought, "Mr. Mayor finally had one taco too many.":supergrin:
Glad you are ok.

NN

JuneyBooney
08-21-2011, 17:00
It's not fun for sure:embarassed:

Did it hurt and did you get a booboo?:wow:Man, I hate falling down and chairs are culprits and little step stools are bad.

Altaris
08-21-2011, 17:01
Ban Chairs!!!!!


Its for the children....... and Okie :supergrin:

okie
08-21-2011, 17:03
When I saw the title I thought, "Mr. Mayor finally had one taco too many.":supergrin:
Glad you are ok.

NN

I'm glad I am alright also my friend:supergrin:

okie
08-21-2011, 17:05
Did it hurt and did you get a booboo?:wow:Man, I hate falling down and chairs are culprits and little step stools are bad.

I banged my knee but I am OK:supergrin:

okie
08-21-2011, 17:05
Ban Chairs!!!!!


Its for the children....... and Okie :supergrin:

Damn straight:supergrin:

G30SF/F-250
08-21-2011, 17:06
I thought you were gonna say you slept with Tonya Harding


:nailbiting:

Glad you survived the fall.

His next thread will be "I got hit with a hubcap".:supergrin:

Lone_Wolfe
08-21-2011, 17:10
okie, what are we gonna do with you? :shakehead:

:smootchie:

slhfarm
08-21-2011, 18:04
You're not supposed to use the ones with wheels.:poke: :tongueout:

pal2511
08-21-2011, 18:19
I agree poor choice of words

kcb
08-21-2011, 18:36
This must have been one of those threads that were moved!

OKIE!!! I'm glad you are okay!!! :hugs: :kiss:

I'm one who is also blessed by God.

One of my "favorite" klutzy things to do, is climb up on a step ladder to do something. DO the job I set out to do.

FORGET that I'm on the step ladder. Take a step back. ALL the way to the floor!!!

OUCH.

I already have a very bad back and neck from a car accident in college.

<---a walking miracle! Everyday! My husband will not allow me to climb ANY ladders any longer...AT ALL! They are NOT where I can get to them when I'm home alone. Because, I'm a work-a-holic, and he loves me!

okie
08-22-2011, 07:23
okie, what are we gonna do with you? :shakehead:

:smootchie:

Guess I need a spanking:smootchie:

okie
08-22-2011, 07:24
You're not supposed to use the ones with wheels.:poke: :tongueout:

It didn't have wheels:embarassed::rofl:

Lone_Wolfe
08-22-2011, 08:25
Guess I need a spanking:smootchie:

That can be arranged, you know. :whistling: :whip:

:smootchie:

tous
08-22-2011, 10:31
That can be arranged, you know. :whistling: :whip:

:smootchie:

Dinky will pay for video.

G33
08-22-2011, 14:01
Pay-Per-View.
:supergrin:

Lone_Wolfe
08-22-2011, 14:59
Dinky will pay for video.

Only Dinky? You folks disappoint me. :faint:

G33
08-22-2011, 15:46
Only Dinky? You folks disappoint me. :faint:

I get 39% of the Pay-Per-View fees!
Sign up now.
:wavey::wavey:

trcubed
08-22-2011, 18:04
Only Dinky? You folks disappoint me. :faint:


I think he meant Dinky would pay to have it filmed...

tous
08-23-2011, 10:57
I think he meant Dinky would pay to have it filmed...

And then the rest of us would watch it free.
:popcorn:

trcubed
08-23-2011, 11:03
And then the rest of us would watch it free.
:popcorn:

That dinky is a heckuva guy, ain't he?

tous
08-23-2011, 11:16
The man shares. :thumbsup:

trcubed
08-23-2011, 16:36
The man shares. :thumbsup:

And...he's being uncharacteristically quiet...

tous
08-23-2011, 16:43
He's filming Tink's spankin'

Lone_Wolfe
08-23-2011, 16:51
I think he meant Dinky would pay to have it filmed...

Now that I can deal with, if he pays well. :supergrin:



And then the rest of us would watch it free.
:popcorn:

I think G33 might have something to say about that. :whistling:

tous
08-23-2011, 17:22
I think G33 might have something to say about that. :whistling:

We ain't a-skeered of no girl.

Lone_Wolfe
08-23-2011, 17:32
We ain't a-skeered of no girl.

Been nice knowing you, tous. You'll be missed. :sad:

tous
08-23-2011, 18:54
Been nice knowing you, tous. You'll be missed. :sad:

You don't think G saw that last bit, do you? :shocked:

G30SF/F-250
08-23-2011, 18:59
I am in.

kirgi08
08-24-2011, 01:44
We ain't a-skeered of no girl.

You don't think G saw that last bit, do you? :shocked:

I call dibs on your hat.'08. :whistling: