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4bricksShy
02-20-2003, 23:03
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country....we don't speak aloud in pubic places about our sex lives.........

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."


I BET YOU READ THIS AGAIN!!!

pizzaaguy
02-21-2003, 08:44
The same guy refers to the location of Canada as UPPA U. S. ;f

MooseJaw
02-21-2003, 19:18
And-a..

His-a sister..

Her name is-a Virinia Pip-e-lin-e..



(anybody remember her??) ;)

wayne5plus1
02-22-2003, 05:32
;Y ;i

David_G17
02-24-2003, 13:18
... and i thought i'd heard every Mississippi joke.