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Some advice for burglars.
Don't drive down the shoulder with the hood of your car sticking out of your windshield, all while having stolen stuff from the burglaries you did a couple of days ago in the back of your car, with drug paraphernalia in plain view.
steveksux
08-24-2011, 20:47
Hmmm... you know what they say about hindsight....
Hindsight is all you got when your head is up your hind end... :rofl:
Randy
trifecta
08-24-2011, 21:29
But officer, that isn't my hood.
Some advice for burglars.
Don't drive down the shoulder with the hood of your car sticking out of your windshield, all while having stolen stuff from the burglaries you did a couple of days ago in the back of your car, with drug paraphernalia in plain view.
I guess it worked. They got your attention....Gotta love it.....:rofl:
So did you write him the ticket for driving on the shoulder and for the cracked/obstructed windshield? ;)
Caught a burglar once he after fled the scene in his car. I found him a half mile away out of gas pushing the car from behind. When I pulled up he said "thank god you're here, I could really use a hand". Property in plain view inside the car.
Benzo's will make a man do some stupid things.
msu_grad_121
08-25-2011, 09:00
But officer, that isn't my hood.
Win! :rofl::rofl::rofl:
Benzo's will make a man do some stupid things.
Amen to that.
But officer, that isn't my hood.
But officer, this isn't my car.....:rofl::rofl:
So did you write him the ticket for driving on the shoulder and for the cracked/obstructed windshield? ;)
cited for no seatbelt and I was spent.:supergrin:
smokeross
08-25-2011, 20:25
"But officer, I was just headed to the police station to turn this stuff in."
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