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Dinky
09-01-2011, 14:39
Get a new seat for my bicycle or stop riding :crying:



so I just orderd one of these
Easyseat II (http://hobsonseats.com/new/2011/02/easyseat-ii/) :wow:

BabyTaz
09-01-2011, 14:46
Not gonna ask. Not gonna ask. Not gonna ask.


:scared:

rhans405
09-01-2011, 14:47
Doctor's orders? Getting saddle sores.

I've had the easy seat before and it's good for the ischial tuberosities but you don't have a lot of butt control on the bike. I ended up putting a velo saddle and covering it with a gel seat cover.

tous
09-01-2011, 15:17
Toughen up your butt, you wimp!

Dinky
09-01-2011, 16:08
Not gonna ask. Not gonna ask. Not gonna ask.


:scared:

It's a guy thing.

Angry Fist
09-01-2011, 16:13
Banana seat ain't doing it fer ya?

El_Ron1
09-01-2011, 16:16
Oh dear!

http://xinfinitum.com/dtamp/images/drsmith-thepain.jpg

Gunshine
09-01-2011, 16:57
I watched the vid. Basically Mr Wiggly and the twins are flying loose. Is that the point?

G33
09-01-2011, 17:04
He had no seat before!!
:wow::whistling:

Dinky
09-01-2011, 17:06
Doctor's orders? Getting saddle sores.

I've had the easy seat before and it's good for the ischial tuberosities but you don't have a lot of butt control on the bike. I ended up putting a velo saddle and covering it with a gel seat cover.



Need to relieve pressure on the old enlarged prostate. Have had a bloody discharge when engaged in intimate relations. Was in again for a PSA and blood work today, test for infection was negative and will know more next week after the blood and discharge sample are tested.

Have tried a gel seat and did not like it..

Dinky
09-01-2011, 17:07
Toughen up your butt, you wimp!



Spanking:supergrin:

Dinky
09-01-2011, 17:07
Banana seat ain't doing it fer ya?



Too much banana....:whistling:

Dinky
09-01-2011, 17:08
I watched the vid. Basically Mr Wiggly and the twins are flying loose. Is that the point?



Yep :rofl:

Dinky
09-01-2011, 17:08
He had no seat before!!
:wow::whistling:


:shocked:

Dinky
09-01-2011, 17:10
Oh dear!

http://xinfinitum.com/dtamp/images/drsmith-thepain.jpg


Not so much pain as numbness

Davegrave
09-01-2011, 17:13
Have had a bloody discharge when engaged in intimate relations. .

:faint:

also may I add

:crying:


not to mention


:wow:




and



last


but



not




least




:puking:

Dinky
09-01-2011, 17:19
:faint:

also may I add

:crying:


not to mention


:wow:




and



last


but



not




least




:puking:


Not a very pleasant experience....

tous
09-01-2011, 17:53
Not so much pain as numbness

So, yer admittin' to bein' a numbass? :ack:

kcb
09-01-2011, 18:13
Not a very pleasant experience....

I knew what "Dr. Orders" had to be about when I saw the seat in th OP. Not unusual. A good friend of mine's husband just went through all of that.

You will be in my thoughts and prayers, Dinky, that the test results will be negative!

:angel: :hugs:

ChuteTheMall
09-01-2011, 18:19
Try not to get anything important stuck between those seat-halves.:alex:


:nutcheck:

Dinky
09-01-2011, 18:25
So, yer admittin' to bein' a numbass? :ack:



Yep, that's me Dinky numbass :rofl:

Dinky
09-01-2011, 18:26
I knew what "Dr. Orders" had to be about when I saw the seat in th OP. Not unusual. A good friend of mine's husband just went through all of that.

You will be in my thoughts and prayers, Dinky, that the test results will be negative!

:angel: :hugs:


Thank you...

Dinky
09-01-2011, 18:27
Try not to get anything important stuck between those seat-halves.:alex:


:nutcheck:




:crying:

El_Ron1
09-01-2011, 19:20
Not so much pain as numbness

http://pub.kevininscoe.com/Dr.%20Smith.jpg

tous
09-02-2011, 05:43
I alwasy suspected that Dr. Smith was The Mullah's role model.

Bullman
09-02-2011, 09:57
Need to relieve pressure on the old enlarged prostate. Have had a bloody discharge when engaged in intimate relations. Was in again for a PSA and blood work today, test for infection was negative and will know more next week after the blood and discharge sample are tested.

Have tried a gel seat and did not like it..

Spanking:supergrin:

Is that what they are calling it these days?:whistling:

Dinky
09-02-2011, 14:50
Is that what they are calling it these days?:whistling:



Lets put it this way------I got layed------:tongueout:

tous
09-02-2011, 17:14
You take care of yourself, amigo. :hugs:

Don't make me send Chiefy out there to make you stay healthy.

Dinky
09-02-2011, 18:27
You take care of yourself, amigo. :hugs:

Don't make me send Chiefy out there to make you stay healthy.





Will do....:supergrin:

Bullman
09-02-2011, 21:04
Spanking:supergrin:

Lets put it this way------I got layed------:tongueout:

Perhaps you didn't understand me the first time..... Is that what they are calling it these days????? I guess it would help if we still had that monkey smilie around :rofl:

tous
09-03-2011, 00:23
Lets put it this way------I got layed------:tongueout:

That anything remotely close to laid? :headscratch:

HiddenEyes
09-03-2011, 01:06
tous, I think he got a potato chip.

Throw in the new seat on doctors orders and I'm not sure what he's been up to. :shocked:



Mr. HE:cool:

tous
09-03-2011, 01:24
tous, I think he got a potato chip.

Throw in the new seat on doctors orders and I'm not sure what he's been up to. :shocked:



Mr. HE:cool:

:supergrin:

Dinky
09-03-2011, 07:27
Perhaps you didn't understand me the first time..... Is that what they are calling it these days????? I guess it would help if we still had that monkey smilie around :rofl:

That anything remotely close to laid? :headscratch:

tous, I think he got a potato chip.

Throw in the new seat on doctors orders and I'm not sure what he's been up to. :shocked:



Mr. HE:cool:

:supergrin:


Smart asses, every last one of you!!!! :rofl:

Bullman
09-03-2011, 08:35
Better than being a dumb ass, lol

HiddenEyes
09-03-2011, 09:16
Smart asses, every last one of you!!!! :rofl:



You know we'll deliver, anywhere, anytime, anyplace there is an internet connection.:rofl:



Mr. HE:cool:

Dinky
09-03-2011, 15:28
Better than being a dumb ass, lol

You know we'll deliver, anywhere, anytime, anyplace there is an internet connection.:rofl:



Mr. HE:cool:



Such is the OAF :wavey:

tous
09-03-2011, 16:44
Such is the OAF :wavey:

You love it and you know it. :whip:

Dinky
09-03-2011, 17:28
You love it and you know it. :whip:



No other place I would rather be.........:faint:

ChuteTheMall
09-03-2011, 18:51
I guess it would help if we still had that monkey smilie around :rofl:

:lv::lv::lv:

tous
09-03-2011, 19:13
Mullah!

Bring back the angry monkey!

El_Ron1
09-03-2011, 23:11
http://angrywhitedude.com/wp-content/uploads2/2009/12/charlie-sheen-300x205.jpg

Zonny
09-04-2011, 10:03
Ball neutrality.

Dinky
09-04-2011, 10:38
Ball neutrality.




:rofl:

ChuteTheMall
09-04-2011, 20:59
http://i54.tinypic.com/6hrjts.gif

Dinky
09-06-2011, 18:28
Need to relieve pressure on the old enlarged prostate. Have had a bloody discharge when engaged in intimate relations. Was in again for a PSA and blood work today, test for infection was negative and will know more next week after the blood and discharge sample are tested.

Have tried a gel seat and did not like it..


Blood work and discharge sample results are back:

PSA is fine
White blood cell count a little low.

And I have unspecified bacteria in the discharge sample.

My Dr. started me, on the day of the test, on 500mg of Cipro, twice a day for 14 days. We will see how that goes.

For the OAF wimmins, I now know how you feel about telling a male doctor about certain things as my Dr. is female and I was embarrassed to talk about this problem with her..:embarassed:

BabyTaz
09-06-2011, 18:57
Eat lots of yougert so that the antibiotic doesn't give you a yeast infection!

oh wait..........................









Nevermind!:embarassed:

Dinky
09-06-2011, 19:03
Eat lots of yougert so that the antibiotic doesn't give you a yeast infection!

oh wait..........................









Nevermind!:embarassed:




:whistling:

tous
09-07-2011, 01:20
Eat lots of yougert so that the antibiotic doesn't give you a yeast infection!

oh wait..........................









Nevermind!:embarassed:


Yeast runs in terror from Dinky.

kirgi08
09-07-2011, 13:28
How does he enjoy his beer then.'08. :dunno:

Dinky
09-07-2011, 13:31
How does he enjoy his beer then.'08. :dunno:


Runs right thru me....:whistling:

kirgi08
09-07-2011, 14:36
I hate ta think of which end.'08. :scared:

tous
09-07-2011, 14:56
Runs right thru me....:whistling:

Doctor order that, did he?

ChuteTheMall
09-07-2011, 15:33
That's why his doctor ordered that funny looking self-draining bicycle seat.

HiddenEyes
09-07-2011, 16:10
That's why his doctor ordered that funny looking self-draining bicycle seat.



Hope that bike has fenders.:wow:



I'm going to go wash my mind and try to get rid of that mental picture.:shocked:



Mr. HE:cool:

tous
09-07-2011, 16:23
I'm going to go wash my mind and try to get rid of that mental picture.:shocked:



Mr. HE:cool:

Have the G waterboard it a little.

Dinky
09-07-2011, 16:58
Doctor order that, did he?



she:upeyes:

Dinky
09-07-2011, 16:59
That's why his doctor ordered that funny looking self-draining bicycle seat.



Still not released for riding yet...

Dinky
09-07-2011, 17:00
Hope that bike has fenders.:wow:



I'm going to go wash my mind and try to get rid of that mental picture.:shocked:



Mr. HE:cool:



Straight bleach should work just fine....:whistling:

ChuteTheMall
09-07-2011, 17:40
she:upeyes:

Your urologist is a female?

That reminds me of a joke.
This guy went to the doctor, and it turned out to be a very hot young female urologist, and she













ah, nevermind.:whistling:

Dinky
09-07-2011, 17:46
Your urologist is a female?

That reminds me of a joke.
This guy went to the doctor, and it turned out to be a very hot young female urologist, and she













ah, nevermind.:whistling:


General practitioner...She has been my sisters doc for several years and because I have no insurance, her doctering is free and all I pay for are tests....but I pay her extra when I can..

HiddenEyes
09-07-2011, 19:12
Have the G waterboard it a little.


She probably won't want me to confess to it.:rofl:




Mr. HE:cool:

tous
09-12-2011, 05:31
This thread has more comedy potential.

Participate, people. Participate.

If you can't be funny, at least be OAFy.
Make Dinky feel da lub! :grouphug:

:supergrin:

Bullman
09-12-2011, 06:42
I was gone, but I is back.

tous
09-12-2011, 07:45
Let the games begin! :elephant:

ChuteTheMall
09-12-2011, 07:48
General practitioner...She has been my sisters doc for several years and because I have no insurance, her doctering is free and all I pay for are tests....but I pay her extra when I can..

Soon as the vet is done fixing steers I'll have him take a look at you....probably an easy fix.

:shocked:

tous
09-12-2011, 07:50
Soon as the vet is done fixing steers I'll have him take a look at you....probably an easy fix.

:shocked:

Uh, you don't fix a steer, city boy.
You fix a bull to make a steer. :cowboy:

:tease:

Dinky
09-12-2011, 07:52
This thread has more comedy potential.

Participate, people. Participate.

If you can't be funny, at least be OAFy.
Make Dinky feel da lub! :grouphug:

:supergrin:



I feel da lub but the Cipro is kickin myass....

Dinky
09-12-2011, 07:53
Uh, you don't fix a steer, city boy.
You fix a bull to make a steer. :cowboy:

:tease:



"City boy"-------that says it all

tous
09-12-2011, 07:59
I feel da lub but the Cipro is kickin myass....

Now you gots da lub and STATUS.

kirgi08
09-12-2011, 08:06
Soon as the vet is done fixing steers I'll have him take a look at you....probably an easy fix.

:shocked: :rofl:

Uh, you don't fix a steer, city boy.
You fix a bull to make a steer. :cowboy:

:tease:

Game/set/match. :animlol:

"City boy"-------that says it all

From you,a E/NC flat lander.'08. :faint:

Dinky
09-12-2011, 08:45
:rofl:



Game/set/match. :animlol:



From you,a E/NC flat lander.'08. :faint:



Done my fair share of sniping and clipping

kirgi08
09-12-2011, 09:12
Self inflicted.'08. :wow: :faint:

Sorry Mike.























































not really. :wavey:

Dinky
09-12-2011, 10:35
Self inflicted.'08. :wow: :faint:

Sorry Mike.





not really. :wavey:




:tongueout:

tous
09-12-2011, 11:24
I have little to add but :poke:

BabyTaz
09-12-2011, 11:54
Uh, you don't fix a steer, city boy.
You fix a bull to make a steer. :cowboy:

:tease:

maybe the steer was broken?

tous
09-12-2011, 12:02
maybe the steer was broken?

I hear tell that Dinky is a steer mechanic.

Dinky
09-12-2011, 12:05
I have little to add but :poke:



Very little:wow:

ChuteTheMall
09-12-2011, 12:08
There ain't no fixed bulls, them's is suddenly steers.

You can gonna be fix a bull, but then it ain't a bull no more, so when you are done, you got steers not bulls.

You can't be done fixing bulls because now you ain't got no bulls, just steers.

But you can be done fixing steers, because that's what you done got when you done got done with the fixin'.

I wouldn't steer you wrong on this; no bull.

:tongueout:

PS: watch out, don't step in the obama.

Dinky
09-12-2011, 12:15
This is what you steer them with.....


http://www.castrator.com/5_Reasons_why_you_MUST_delay_castrate_with_the_Eze_castrator_files/xl1.jpg

kirgi08
09-12-2011, 12:42
Your handle bars.'08. :faint:

Dinky
09-12-2011, 16:39
Your handle bars.'08. :faint:



:rofl:

HiddenEyes
09-12-2011, 21:17
This is what you steer them with.....


http://www.castrator.com/5_Reasons_why_you_MUST_delay_castrate_with_the_Eze_castrator_files/xl1.jpg



That looks really familiar. I might have to take another look at the picture of the new bike seat...




Mr. HE:cool:

Dinky
09-13-2011, 00:42
That looks really familiar. I might have to take another look at the picture of the new bike seat...




Mr. HE:cool:

One wrong move and it`s -------

ArtCrafter
09-13-2011, 00:58
This is what you steer them with.....


http://www.castrator.com/5_Reasons_why_you_MUST_delay_castrate_with_the_Eze_castrator_files/xl1.jpg


It could be worse..

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_oxKyRY4vA70/Sqmvla1tZiI/AAAAAAAAAGo/IC9sL4LE61Q/s400/ringers2.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0NcBGxUdREs/Sv8cRa8c26I/AAAAAAAAAFA/vnN6eos_ew4/s400/77348603_9da8e9c007_o.jpg

:devilish: :shocked:

tous
09-13-2011, 04:30
This is what you steer them with.....


http://www.castrator.com/5_Reasons_why_you_MUST_delay_castrate_with_the_Eze_castrator_files/xl1.jpg

I'm bettin' G has a custom-made set of those. :ack:

ChuteTheMall
09-13-2011, 04:37
I'm bettin' G has a custom-made set of those. :ack:




:supergrin:jes:supergrin:





http://i51.tinypic.com/2eekdnc.gif

:nailbiting:

ArtCrafter
09-13-2011, 04:42
http://www.castrator.com/5_Reasons_why_you_MUST_delay_castrate_with_the_Eze_castrator_files/xl1.jpg

I'm bettin' G has a custom-made set of those. :ack:


I'm bettin' you wish you had inside information...knew.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

tous
09-13-2011, 04:51
I'm bettin' you wish you had inside information...knew.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

:innocent:

ArtCrafter
09-13-2011, 04:59
:innocent:




http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/8/23/64a6cd03-3d9b-4896-9e71-0fe42447903a.jpg

tous
09-13-2011, 05:05
I'm innocent!

Innocent, I tells ya!

Ask Dinky. He was there ... uh ... wait ... That didn't come out quite right. :whistling:

:wavey: