Dr. Orders

[Dinky]

Get a new seat for my bicycle or stop riding :crying:



so I just orderd one of these
Easyseat II (http://hobsonseats.com/new/2011/02/easyseat-ii/) :wow:

[BabyTaz]

Not gonna ask. Not gonna ask. Not gonna ask.


:scared:

[rhans405]

Doctor's orders? Getting saddle sores.

I've had the easy seat before and it's good for the ischial tuberosities but you don't have a lot of butt control on the bike. I ended up putting a velo saddle and covering it with a gel seat cover.

[tous]

Toughen up your butt, you wimp!

[Dinky]

Not gonna ask. Not gonna ask. Not gonna ask.


:scared:

It's a guy thing.

[Angry Fist]

Banana seat ain't doing it fer ya?

[El_Ron1]

Oh dear!

http://xinfinitum.com/dtamp/images/drsmith-thepain.jpg

[Gunshine]

I watched the vid. Basically Mr Wiggly and the twins are flying loose. Is that the point?

[G33]

He had no seat before!!
:wow::whistling:

[Dinky]

Doctor's orders? Getting saddle sores.

I've had the easy seat before and it's good for the ischial tuberosities but you don't have a lot of butt control on the bike. I ended up putting a velo saddle and covering it with a gel seat cover.



Need to relieve pressure on the old enlarged prostate. Have had a bloody discharge when engaged in intimate relations. Was in again for a PSA and blood work today, test for infection was negative and will know more next week after the blood and discharge sample are tested.

Have tried a gel seat and did not like it..

[Dinky]

Toughen up your butt, you wimp!



Spanking:supergrin:

[Dinky]

Banana seat ain't doing it fer ya?



Too much banana....:whistling:

[Dinky]

I watched the vid. Basically Mr Wiggly and the twins are flying loose. Is that the point?



Yep :rofl:

[Dinky]

He had no seat before!!
:wow::whistling:


:shocked:

[Dinky]

Oh dear!

http://xinfinitum.com/dtamp/images/drsmith-thepain.jpg


Not so much pain as numbness

[Davegrave]

Have had a bloody discharge when engaged in intimate relations. .

:faint:

also may I add

:crying:


not to mention


:wow:




and



last


but



not




least




:puking:

[Dinky]

:faint:

also may I add

:crying:


not to mention


:wow:




and



last


but



not




least




:puking:


Not a very pleasant experience....

[tous]

Not so much pain as numbness

So, yer admittin' to bein' a numbass? :ack:

[kcb]

Not a very pleasant experience....

I knew what "Dr. Orders" had to be about when I saw the seat in th OP. Not unusual. A good friend of mine's husband just went through all of that.

You will be in my thoughts and prayers, Dinky, that the test results will be negative!

:angel: :hugs:

[ChuteTheMall]

Try not to get anything important stuck between those seat-halves.:alex:


:nutcheck:

[Dinky]

So, yer admittin' to bein' a numbass? :ack:



Yep, that's me Dinky numbass :rofl:

[Dinky]

I knew what "Dr. Orders" had to be about when I saw the seat in th OP. Not unusual. A good friend of mine's husband just went through all of that.

You will be in my thoughts and prayers, Dinky, that the test results will be negative!

:angel: :hugs:


Thank you...

[Dinky]

Try not to get anything important stuck between those seat-halves.:alex:


:nutcheck:




:crying:

[El_Ron1]

Not so much pain as numbness

http://pub.kevininscoe.com/Dr.%20Smith.jpg

[tous]

I alwasy suspected that Dr. Smith was The Mullah's role model.

[Bullman]

Need to relieve pressure on the old enlarged prostate. Have had a bloody discharge when engaged in intimate relations. Was in again for a PSA and blood work today, test for infection was negative and will know more next week after the blood and discharge sample are tested.

Have tried a gel seat and did not like it..

Spanking:supergrin:

Is that what they are calling it these days?:whistling:

[Dinky]

Is that what they are calling it these days?:whistling:



Lets put it this way------I got layed------:tongueout:

[tous]

You take care of yourself, amigo. :hugs:

Don't make me send Chiefy out there to make you stay healthy.

[Dinky]

You take care of yourself, amigo. :hugs:

Don't make me send Chiefy out there to make you stay healthy.





Will do....:supergrin:

[Bullman]

Spanking:supergrin:

Lets put it this way------I got layed------:tongueout:

Perhaps you didn't understand me the first time..... Is that what they are calling it these days????? I guess it would help if we still had that monkey smilie around :rofl:

[tous]

Lets put it this way------I got layed------:tongueout:

That anything remotely close to laid? :headscratch:

[HiddenEyes]

tous, I think he got a potato chip.

Throw in the new seat on doctors orders and I'm not sure what he's been up to. :shocked:



Mr. HE:cool:

[tous]

tous, I think he got a potato chip.

Throw in the new seat on doctors orders and I'm not sure what he's been up to. :shocked:



Mr. HE:cool:

:supergrin:

[Dinky]

Perhaps you didn't understand me the first time..... Is that what they are calling it these days????? I guess it would help if we still had that monkey smilie around :rofl:

That anything remotely close to laid? :headscratch:

tous, I think he got a potato chip.

Throw in the new seat on doctors orders and I'm not sure what he's been up to. :shocked:



Mr. HE:cool:

:supergrin:


Smart asses, every last one of you!!!! :rofl:

[Bullman]

Better than being a dumb ass, lol

[HiddenEyes]

Smart asses, every last one of you!!!! :rofl:



You know we'll deliver, anywhere, anytime, anyplace there is an internet connection.:rofl:



Mr. HE:cool:

[Dinky]

Better than being a dumb ass, lol

You know we'll deliver, anywhere, anytime, anyplace there is an internet connection.:rofl:



Mr. HE:cool:



Such is the OAF :wavey:

[tous]

Such is the OAF :wavey:

You love it and you know it. :whip:

[Dinky]

You love it and you know it. :whip:



No other place I would rather be.........:faint:

[ChuteTheMall]

I guess it would help if we still had that monkey smilie around :rofl:

:lv::lv::lv:

[tous]

Mullah!

Bring back the angry monkey!

[El_Ron1]

http://angrywhitedude.com/wp-content/uploads2/2009/12/charlie-sheen-300x205.jpg

[Zonny]

Ball neutrality.

[Dinky]

Ball neutrality.




:rofl:

[ChuteTheMall]

http://i54.tinypic.com/6hrjts.gif

[Dinky]

Need to relieve pressure on the old enlarged prostate. Have had a bloody discharge when engaged in intimate relations. Was in again for a PSA and blood work today, test for infection was negative and will know more next week after the blood and discharge sample are tested.

Have tried a gel seat and did not like it..


Blood work and discharge sample results are back:

PSA is fine
White blood cell count a little low.

And I have unspecified bacteria in the discharge sample.

My Dr. started me, on the day of the test, on 500mg of Cipro, twice a day for 14 days. We will see how that goes.

For the OAF wimmins, I now know how you feel about telling a male doctor about certain things as my Dr. is female and I was embarrassed to talk about this problem with her..:embarassed:

[BabyTaz]

Eat lots of yougert so that the antibiotic doesn't give you a yeast infection!

oh wait..........................









Nevermind!:embarassed:

[Dinky]

Eat lots of yougert so that the antibiotic doesn't give you a yeast infection!

oh wait..........................









Nevermind!:embarassed:




:whistling:

[tous]

Eat lots of yougert so that the antibiotic doesn't give you a yeast infection!

oh wait..........................









Nevermind!:embarassed:


Yeast runs in terror from Dinky.

[kirgi08]

How does he enjoy his beer then.'08. :dunno:

[Dinky]

How does he enjoy his beer then.'08. :dunno:


Runs right thru me....:whistling:

[kirgi08]

I hate ta think of which end.'08. :scared:

[tous]

Runs right thru me....:whistling:

Doctor order that, did he?

[ChuteTheMall]

That's why his doctor ordered that funny looking self-draining bicycle seat.

[HiddenEyes]

That's why his doctor ordered that funny looking self-draining bicycle seat.



Hope that bike has fenders.:wow:



I'm going to go wash my mind and try to get rid of that mental picture.:shocked:



Mr. HE:cool:

[tous]

I'm going to go wash my mind and try to get rid of that mental picture.:shocked:



Mr. HE:cool:

Have the G waterboard it a little.

[Dinky]

Doctor order that, did he?



she:upeyes:

[Dinky]

That's why his doctor ordered that funny looking self-draining bicycle seat.



Still not released for riding yet...

[Dinky]

Hope that bike has fenders.:wow:



I'm going to go wash my mind and try to get rid of that mental picture.:shocked:



Mr. HE:cool:



Straight bleach should work just fine....:whistling:

[ChuteTheMall]

she:upeyes:

Your urologist is a female?

That reminds me of a joke.
This guy went to the doctor, and it turned out to be a very hot young female urologist, and she













ah, nevermind.:whistling:

[Dinky]

Your urologist is a female?

That reminds me of a joke.
This guy went to the doctor, and it turned out to be a very hot young female urologist, and she













ah, nevermind.:whistling:


General practitioner...She has been my sisters doc for several years and because I have no insurance, her doctering is free and all I pay for are tests....but I pay her extra when I can..

[HiddenEyes]

Have the G waterboard it a little.


She probably won't want me to confess to it.:rofl:




Mr. HE:cool:

[tous]

This thread has more comedy potential.

Participate, people. Participate.

If you can't be funny, at least be OAFy.
Make Dinky feel da lub! :grouphug:

:supergrin:

[Bullman]

I was gone, but I is back.

[tous]

Let the games begin! :elephant:

[ChuteTheMall]

General practitioner...She has been my sisters doc for several years and because I have no insurance, her doctering is free and all I pay for are tests....but I pay her extra when I can..

Soon as the vet is done fixing steers I'll have him take a look at you....probably an easy fix.

:shocked:

[tous]

Soon as the vet is done fixing steers I'll have him take a look at you....probably an easy fix.

:shocked:

Uh, you don't fix a steer, city boy.
You fix a bull to make a steer. :cowboy:

:tease:

[Dinky]

This thread has more comedy potential.

Participate, people. Participate.

If you can't be funny, at least be OAFy.
Make Dinky feel da lub! :grouphug:

:supergrin:



I feel da lub but the Cipro is kickin myass....

[Dinky]

Uh, you don't fix a steer, city boy.
You fix a bull to make a steer. :cowboy:

:tease:



"City boy"-------that says it all

[tous]

I feel da lub but the Cipro is kickin myass....

Now you gots da lub and STATUS.

[kirgi08]

Soon as the vet is done fixing steers I'll have him take a look at you....probably an easy fix.

:shocked: :rofl:

Uh, you don't fix a steer, city boy.
You fix a bull to make a steer. :cowboy:

:tease:

Game/set/match. :animlol:

"City boy"-------that says it all

From you,a E/NC flat lander.'08. :faint:

[Dinky]

:rofl:



Game/set/match. :animlol:



From you,a E/NC flat lander.'08. :faint:



Done my fair share of sniping and clipping

[kirgi08]

Self inflicted.'08. :wow: :faint:

Sorry Mike.























































not really. :wavey:

[Dinky]

Self inflicted.'08. :wow: :faint:

Sorry Mike.





not really. :wavey:




:tongueout:

[tous]

I have little to add but :poke:

[BabyTaz]

Uh, you don't fix a steer, city boy.
You fix a bull to make a steer. :cowboy:

:tease:

maybe the steer was broken?

[tous]

maybe the steer was broken?

I hear tell that Dinky is a steer mechanic.

[Dinky]

I have little to add but :poke:



Very little:wow:

[ChuteTheMall]

There ain't no fixed bulls, them's is suddenly steers.

You can gonna be fix a bull, but then it ain't a bull no more, so when you are done, you got steers not bulls.

You can't be done fixing bulls because now you ain't got no bulls, just steers.

But you can be done fixing steers, because that's what you done got when you done got done with the fixin'.

I wouldn't steer you wrong on this; no bull.

:tongueout:

PS: watch out, don't step in the obama.

[Dinky]

This is what you steer them with.....


http://www.castrator.com/5_Reasons_why_you_MUST_delay_castrate_with_the_Eze_castrator_files/xl1.jpg

[kirgi08]

Your handle bars.'08. :faint:

[Dinky]

Your handle bars.'08. :faint:



:rofl:

[HiddenEyes]

This is what you steer them with.....


http://www.castrator.com/5_Reasons_why_you_MUST_delay_castrate_with_the_Eze_castrator_files/xl1.jpg



That looks really familiar. I might have to take another look at the picture of the new bike seat...




Mr. HE:cool:

[Dinky]

That looks really familiar. I might have to take another look at the picture of the new bike seat...




Mr. HE:cool:

One wrong move and it`s -------

[ArtCrafter]

This is what you steer them with.....


http://www.castrator.com/5_Reasons_why_you_MUST_delay_castrate_with_the_Eze_castrator_files/xl1.jpg


It could be worse..

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_oxKyRY4vA70/Sqmvla1tZiI/AAAAAAAAAGo/IC9sL4LE61Q/s400/ringers2.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0NcBGxUdREs/Sv8cRa8c26I/AAAAAAAAAFA/vnN6eos_ew4/s400/77348603_9da8e9c007_o.jpg

:devilish: :shocked:

[tous]

This is what you steer them with.....


http://www.castrator.com/5_Reasons_why_you_MUST_delay_castrate_with_the_Eze_castrator_files/xl1.jpg

I'm bettin' G has a custom-made set of those. :ack:

[ChuteTheMall]

I'm bettin' G has a custom-made set of those. :ack:




:supergrin:jes:supergrin:





http://i51.tinypic.com/2eekdnc.gif

:nailbiting:

[ArtCrafter]

http://www.castrator.com/5_Reasons_why_you_MUST_delay_castrate_with_the_Eze_castrator_files/xl1.jpg

I'm bettin' G has a custom-made set of those. :ack:


I'm bettin' you wish you had inside information...knew.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[tous]

I'm bettin' you wish you had inside information...knew.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

:innocent:

[ArtCrafter]

:innocent:




http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/8/23/64a6cd03-3d9b-4896-9e71-0fe42447903a.jpg

[tous]

I'm innocent!

Innocent, I tells ya!

Ask Dinky. He was there ... uh ... wait ... That didn't come out quite right. :whistling:

:wavey: