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HotRoderX
09-06-2011, 19:21
**Rrriiiiinnnnggg, Rrriiiinnnngg,**







**'Hello?'**









**'Hi honey.**
**This is Daddy.**
**Is Mommy near the phone?'**








**'No, Daddy.**
**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Gabe.'**








**After a brief pause,**








**Daddy says,**
**'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Gabe.'**








**'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,**
**Right now..'**








Brief Pause.







**'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**
**Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
**And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**
**That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'**







**'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**






**A few minutes later**
**The little girl comes back to the phone.**






**'I did it, Daddy.'**







**'And what happened, honey?' **






'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.**






**Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**
**And now she isn't moving at all!'**






**'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Gabe?'**






**'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too..**







**He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**
**And into the swimming pool..**
**But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**
**Last week to clean it.**








**He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'**








*****Long Pause*****








*****Longer Pause*****








*****Even Longer Pause*****






**Then Daddy says,**








**'Swimming pool? .............**





**Is this 486-5731?'*






**No, I think you have the wrong number.........*


Email I got today thought it was funny figured I share :wavey:

BabyTaz
09-06-2011, 19:54
:rofl::rofl::rofl:


Ok, but someone was still apparently doing something they were not supposed to!!

HiddenEyes
09-07-2011, 01:05
:rofl::rofl::rofl:


Ok, but someone was still apparently doing something they were not supposed to!!



Yep, daddy is an angel.:rofl:




Mr. HE:cool:

Gunshine
09-07-2011, 04:59
Karma is Karma.

Dinky
09-07-2011, 07:01
:rofl:

kirgi08
09-07-2011, 13:13
:animlol:

OSSI
09-07-2011, 15:43
:animlol:

tous
09-07-2011, 16:03
I LOLed. :supergrin: