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Zombie Steve
09-11-2011, 00:06
I can't even begin to tell you how well I handled this today. Because of work, I had to be in Pee-eblo West today. Don't worry, I washed my hands. I also had to take a lead thermometer back to Little Stevie. I arranged it so my appointment was 10 minutes away and timed it just right so I didn't have to watch him measure or screw up anything. Just showed up and handed it over, then left. No discussion about powder burn rates, rounds per hour... no nothing. Didn't have to watch anyone struggle with a progressive for three hours to be able to do 100 rounds in 20 minutes... just said hi to him and Tracy. In and out. Reloading takes strategy and tactics, peoples.

Also: I'd like to add - I may be a monkey man, but Jack is a lizard. Not the Lizard, but a cold blooded, crazy eye-talian lizard.

There it is.

Zombie Steve
09-11-2011, 00:15
It should be noted that Jack was passing out hits of black blotter acid at our last meeting and kept running around with a nitrous balloon screaming "Powerful Rats, Gentlemen!" and training his German Shepard to attack the scrotum using the command word "Nixon".


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09-11-2011, 06:05

Zombie Steve
09-11-2011, 09:06
What happened last night? Bad keyboard.

09-11-2011, 09:46
While dancing at a club Friday night I met a new lady, (a former Marine which actually makes her a better man than me)... there's not a damn thing you can do that can upset me. Until she invariably dumps me of course... then I'm gonna kill ya, slow.


09-11-2011, 17:26
Gotta admire a man who keeps going back for more !!!!