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Bullman
09-11-2011, 23:23
I flew on a commercial plane on the tenth anniversery of 9/11 and I didn't even get cavity searched once.

I was a shocked, almost a little dissappointed.

smith10
09-12-2011, 00:25
Where did you go?

AA#5
09-12-2011, 00:34
And frustrated too.

HiddenEyes
09-12-2011, 00:47
The blue flame of righteousness has not yet touched the long arm of the law. :rofl:



Mr. HE:cool:

G33
09-12-2011, 02:58
I seldom travel without a Trooper or SA now.
Got tired of the strip searches.
:tongueout::tongueout:

tous
09-12-2011, 03:56
Y'all feel that bad about it, I'm sure Chiefy will give you a courtesy strip and cavity search.

Gunshine
09-12-2011, 04:00
I flew on a commercial plane on the tenth anniversery of 9/11 and I didn't even get cavity searched once.

I was a shocked, almost a little dissappointed.

In the Oaf be careful what you wish for.

tous
09-12-2011, 05:11
In the Oaf be careful what you wish for.

We have a large supply of industrial-strength rubber gloves.

Bullman
09-12-2011, 06:46
Where did you go?

Went to Oklahoma for a funeral.

smith10
09-12-2011, 06:47
Went to Oklahoma for a funeral.

Sorry bro.

Bullman
09-12-2011, 07:00
Well, we are happy he isn't suffering here anymore. Brain tumors suck. He was too young but now he has it going on in heaven

tous
09-12-2011, 07:18
Went to Oklahoma for a funeral.

Condolences and best wishes to the family. :angel:

Gunshine
09-12-2011, 08:12
Went to Oklahoma for a funeral.

Sorry Bull. If I'd have known I would have skipped the joke.

Bullman
09-12-2011, 14:29
Oh hey, don't let it bother you all, I sorta started this out as a OAFy thread anyway by talking about cavity searches. Jeff would have gotten a laugh out of it. You may return to your regularly scheduled oafing. :supergrin:

Historian
09-12-2011, 15:40
Wow. Two months ago I went to Texas and not only got scanned but was searched because my "groin was suspicious."

The guy should have bought me dinner for what he did next. Rubber gloves or not...

I darn near yelled at him, "Look pal! There's nothing there you're not jealous of!"

Bullman
09-12-2011, 16:55
I was really kind of surprised that didn't happen to me, but it was just walk through the metal detector and send my luggage through the thing. They scanned my phone for nitrates in bristol. That's all.

El_Ron1
09-12-2011, 17:29
How much bacon breath it take to set that test off?

Historian
09-12-2011, 18:15
I was really kind of surprised that didn't happen to me, but it was just walk through the metal detector and send my luggage through the thing. They scanned my phone for nitrates in bristol. That's all.

I'm still not sure if I like my crotch being declared a national security interest...that could be good or bad.

BabyTaz
09-12-2011, 18:21
I'm still not sure if I like my crotch being declared a national security interest...that could be good or bad.

HEY! Where the heck have you been??

:wavey:

Historian
09-12-2011, 18:23
HEY! Where the heck have you been??

:wavey:

Covert, ma'am...covert. :supergrin:

NMG26
09-12-2011, 18:26
.......you should have flashed them you bull.........man.

tous
09-12-2011, 18:47
Covert, ma'am...covert. :supergrin:

I hear there's an ointment for that.

Historian
09-12-2011, 18:53
I hear there's an ointment for that.

Yea the last time I used an ointment there I had an allergic reaction with massive swelling...and I'm not joking.

HiddenEyes
09-12-2011, 21:06
Yea the last time I used an ointment there I had an allergic reaction with massive swelling...and I'm not joking.



That tends to happen when you smear that stuff on the airport scanners and TSA people.:rofl:



Mr. HE:cool: