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ArtCrafter
09-18-2011, 21:48
When using Listerine® -- FOR ITS INTENDED PURPOSE -- you should rinse until:
(a) The cows come home
(b) Your mouth goes numb
(c) Your entire head goes numb
(d) You go into shock
(e) You go into therapy
(f) You 'graduate' from treatment, finally
(g) Clam futures start to rise
(h) Dinky says you can quit
(i) It flat out kills you
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.

While we're at it, let's cover the obligatory bases:
(w) All of the above
(x) None of the above
(y) All possible permutations of the above
(z) I dunno, I just work here
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.
.

What's that?...Um, no, we won't be grading on a curve; G33 is busy enough as it is.

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Berto
09-18-2011, 21:54
'Y' because it's flexible.

Now, I'm going to bed. Good Night, GT.

Angry Fist
09-18-2011, 21:55
I just throw my dentures in it and call it a night.

Angry Fist
09-18-2011, 21:56
Where the hell is j thru v?

ArtCrafter
09-19-2011, 00:07
Where the hell is j thru v?


You may choose from A-I, W-Z, or you can even ad lib.


Example: (J) Until you see Elvis

http://idynamo.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/andy-warhol-elvis-poster-c101366792.jpg
'I have am two guns, one for each of ya.'

tous
09-19-2011, 02:33
I choose ... ®

smith10
09-19-2011, 03:55
Until the bacteria in yer mouth give in, and send you an email sayin' "We quit!!!"

ArtCrafter
09-19-2011, 04:42
I choose ... ®

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Bullman
09-19-2011, 06:40
Until the bacteria in yer mouth give in, and send you an email sayin' "We quit!!!"

What if they send you an e mail that says "nuts"?



You step up from Listerine® and go to Bastognerine©:supergrin:

Bullman
09-19-2011, 06:42
On another note....... On my recent trip to Oklahoma I was using the bathroom that dad used to use. There was a bottle of Scope™ in there that had been "aging" for about 3 years. I tried some and it liked to set my mouth on fire.
Don't know what was up with that.

Angry Fist
09-19-2011, 06:51
On another note....... On my recent trip to Oklahoma I was using the bathroom that dad used to use. There was a bottle of Scope™ in there that had been "aging" for about 3 years. I tried some and it liked to set my mouth on fire.
Don't know what was up with that.
So that's where he hid the moonshine from mom....

Bullman
09-19-2011, 07:00
So that's where he hid the moonshine from mom....

hmmmmmmmmmm. You know, that was an old college trick of mine so I could have liquor in the dorm. Buy a thing of mint schnapps of some kind and put it in a scope bottle and drop some food coloring in it.

Angry Fist
09-19-2011, 07:03
Wouldn't have made it through high school any other way.

ArtCrafter
09-19-2011, 07:16
On another note....... On my recent trip to Oklahoma I was using the bathroom that dad used to use. There was a bottle of Scope™ in there that had been "aging" for about 3 years. I tried some and it liked to set my mouth on fire.
Don't know what was up with that.


Scope™ + Plastic Bottle + Ambient Light + Time ---> Hypertonic Solution of Benzene + FD&C Green No. 3 + Fairy Dust (!)


You're lucky you didn't suck blow whatevah! your bleeping head off!

Not that anyone would've noticed...


:whistling:

kirgi08
09-19-2011, 07:19
:popcorn:

Gunshine
09-19-2011, 07:26
So.....um.....Listerene? Next thing they'll be want'n me to wear pants.

Bullman
09-19-2011, 08:29
Scope™ + Plastic Bottle + Ambient Light + Time ---> Hypertonic Solution of Benzene + FD&C Green No. 3 + Fairy Dust (!)


You're lucky you didn't suck blow whatevah! your bleeping head off!

Not that anyone would've noticed...


:whistling:

So your saying I could blow stuff up with that? I should stock pile some of that:supergrin:

ArtCrafter
09-19-2011, 08:46
Let's just say I 'disavow any knowledge of your...'

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-18_sXQce_6M/Tc54yoZshLI/AAAAAAAAALk/jwmEmvgCWHY/s1600/mission+impossible.jpg

:supergrin:

Dinky
09-19-2011, 10:16
HHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHH:rofl:

kirgi08
09-19-2011, 11:09
So your saying I could blow stuff up with that? I should stock pile some of that:supergrin:

With the "BFR",you ought not stock flammables.'08. :whistling:


Mike may disagree with my above. :shocked:

G33
09-19-2011, 11:17
:tongueout::wavey:

Dinky
09-19-2011, 13:35
With the "BFR",you ought not stock flammables.'08. :whistling:


Mike may disagree with my above. :shocked:


Should only stock pile mint schnapps and Vodka...:whistling:

BabyTaz
09-19-2011, 14:28
hmmmmmmmmmm. You know, that was an old college trick of mine so I could have liquor in the dorm. Buy a thing of mint schnapps of some kind and put it in a scope bottle and drop some food coloring in it.

Mint schnapps, Vodka, and I think Creme de Menth ( isn't that the green stuff?)

ArtCrafter
09-19-2011, 14:29
<--- Mispelled Listerine®. TWICE.* :embarassed:














* Once corrected. :homer:

trcubed
09-19-2011, 15:28
Did a demonstration with the local po-lice a while back. Swished a mouthful of Listerine around, spit it out, and 5 minutes later, still blew a 0.06 on a PBT.

No wonder alki's drink that stuff.

Angry Fist
09-19-2011, 17:56
:tongueout::wavey:
Where's the hawt chick? :whistling:

HiddenEyes
09-19-2011, 23:57
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Mr. HE:cool: