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ArtCrafter
09-23-2011, 16:20
Making fun of:

(a) Others.

(b) Yourself.

(c) Neither. I spend all my free time ____________ .




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tous
09-23-2011, 16:50
(c) I spend all of my free time teasing the tiny alien spacemen that landed in my soup last month.

Dinky
09-23-2011, 18:06
(c) Neither. I spend all my free time in the OAF, answering stupid questions and then telling APRIL that people are asking stupid questions.

G33
09-23-2011, 18:07
See sig line.
:tongueout:

Manthings are funny too.
:wow::supergrin:

tous
09-23-2011, 18:09
I am so glad that we amuse you. :miff:

:tease: :wavey:

ArtCrafter
09-23-2011, 18:36
<----- Still searching for the 'deeper meaning' in this one.

:headscratch:

(c) Neither. I spend all my free time in the OAF, answering stupid questions and then telling APRIL that people are asking stupid questions.

ArtCrafter
09-23-2011, 18:40
...

Manthings are funny too.
:wow::supergrin:


Skewered again!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_lz-A9GRSHIE/SIic0GMgoBI/AAAAAAAAAGI/wM48pcc7qLM/s640/boiledrat.jpg

tous
09-23-2011, 18:40
<----- Still searching for the 'deeper meaning' in this one.

:headscratch:

Don't look in Dinky's pants.
No meaning in there, deeper or otherwise.


<--- has not personally looked
<--- was advised of the absence of meaning in Dinky's pants by a third party that wishes to remain anonymous

NMG26
09-23-2011, 18:45
I'm going with B)

And when it is not B) I am defending myself against my wife making fun of..............B)

Lifes a hoot!

ArtCrafter
09-23-2011, 19:56
^^^ A carefully considered answer, to be sure. :supergrin:

ArtCrafter
09-23-2011, 19:58
Don't look in Dinky's pants.
No meaning in there, deeper or otherwise.



What can I tell you?

Never take a weenie to a marshmallow roast.

Dinky
09-23-2011, 21:07
Don't look in Dinky's pants.
No meaning in there, deeper or otherwise.


<--- has not personally looked
<--- was advised of the absence of meaning in Dinky's pants by a third party that wishes to remain anonymous

What can I tell you?

Never take a weenie to a marshmallow roast.



tous, AC looked........:whistling:

ArtCrafter
09-23-2011, 23:57
tous, AC looked........:whistling:


Not a chance.

First of all, 'I'm stupid in the streets, and I can't socialize.' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_3zmwbiPfI)

Second, even a sideways glance would be WAY 'out-of-bounds' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxjgjgPEK2E) for this kid.

The obvious conclusion?

Looks aside, it must be your lucky day.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Dinky
09-24-2011, 05:12
I like lucky days....or is that Lucky Charms I like....:supergrin:

tous
09-24-2011, 06:27
They're magically delicious.

Gunshine
09-24-2011, 06:39
b) There's so much material.

tous
09-24-2011, 16:59
I'm still smartin' over bein' called a manthing. :sigh:

Them wimmins kin be right mean, they can.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to have a good cry and a bubble bath. :crying:

Dinky
09-24-2011, 17:30
I'm still smartin' over bein' called a manthing. :sigh:

Them wimmins kin be right mean, they can.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to have a good cry and a bubble bath. :crying:



Don't forget the scented candles.....:whistling:

tous
09-24-2011, 18:02
And I'm puttin' me on a Julio Iglesias CD.

smith10
09-24-2011, 19:28
And I'm puttin' me on a Julio Iglesias CD.

BACK AWAY FROM THE CD, tous. it's for your own good.:wow:

tous
09-24-2011, 20:26
Too late.
I already painted my toenails and pumiced my heels. :ack:

kcb
09-24-2011, 20:41
being with my husband....

our children and their spouses...

our families....

and our special friends.

We are so blessed!

I enjoy my husband and my family the most!

COWBOYSHOOTER
09-25-2011, 05:55
Too late.
I already painted my toenails and pumiced my heels. :ack:

Do we need a intervention? If ya run outside and shoot somethin with a Smith & Wesson , that'll make it all better. But it wont unpaint yer toenails :shocked:

smith10
09-25-2011, 06:12
Do we need a intervention? If ya run outside and shoot somethin with a Smith & Wesson , that'll make it all better. But it wont unpaint yer toenails :shocked:

If he uses his 1006 it will. :supergrin:

COWBOYSHOOTER
09-25-2011, 06:19
I was hopinhe wouldnt go that far! :wow:

tous
09-25-2011, 07:17
Do we need a intervention? If ya run outside and shoot somethin with a Smith & Wesson , that'll make it all better. But it wont unpaint yer toenails :shocked:

Might could be too late. :ack:

Lyrics to I Fell Pretty and other assorted West Side Story tunes are runnin' through my head. :eyelashes:

This'll surely require a 10mm or .44 Magnum.

COWBOYSHOOTER
09-25-2011, 07:23
Alas, poor Tous. :crying::crying: