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ronduke
10-17-2011, 00:11
Probably the worst sketch I've ever seen, or else the suspect is a cartoon character.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chi-sketch-released-for-suspect-in-north-aurora-home-invasion-20111015,0,3805457.story

3Speedyfish3
10-17-2011, 00:24
I think that one abducted me to space and did terrrrible things to me!

cowboywannabe
10-17-2011, 00:32
this guy might be in for a surprise after work........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iVlH5X7L2g

Trigger Finger
10-17-2011, 00:42
In my younger days I used to have a girlfriend that looked just like that!!

collim1
10-17-2011, 02:04
this guy might be in for a surprise after work........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iVlH5X7L2g

:rofl:

On a serious note in a few instances I was flat out amazed at how close the composite sketch was when the suspect was identified.

However, 95% of the time they are garbage and not helpful to the case.

BailRecoveryAgent
10-17-2011, 08:33
http://i1108.photobucket.com/albums/h420/SBR2340/failed-1.jpg

fran m
10-17-2011, 17:37
I think that's Racer X without his helmet.

DustyJacket
10-17-2011, 17:42
I think this one competes well:

http://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2011/07/4e29960cd5540.jpg

righteoushoot
10-17-2011, 17:47
I think that one abducted me to space and did terrrrible things to me!

Sexual things? :shocked:



And then they never called? :rofl:

msu_grad_121
10-17-2011, 17:52
Sexual things? :shocked:



And then they never called? :rofl:

In my book, that's what I call a "perfect date." :supergrin:

Vigilant
10-17-2011, 18:16
Now how much do you want to bet that there was some 'social justice' enacted when said sketch artist was hired?

To be sure, they evaluate someone's talents pretty thoroughly before they hand out a job of that importance. If that's the best this 'sketch artist' can do, I say, send the bastard back to McDonald's.

volsbear
10-18-2011, 19:40
I got that one in a criitcal reach e-mail today. Good stuff.

evilwill
10-19-2011, 20:12
several years ago, at roll call, flyers were being passed out re: a rapist. The sgt stated "m/b/20's the picture is kinda bad we'll work on getting a better one." When I got the flyer i couldn't help but laugh at how bad the picture really was. Underneath large the red "wanted" was a grainy black 4x6 rectangle. a lot of laughing and finger pointing after that.

Glockdude1
10-19-2011, 20:13
http://i1108.photobucket.com/albums/h420/SBR2340/failed-1.jpg

:rofl:

jolly roger
10-21-2011, 21:00
That is just plain stupid...It's been my experience that most composites suck bigtime. Only about 2 have been spot on.