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lethal tupperwa
02-26-2003, 09:58
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would
like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. She hurried home and dyed
her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy
this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

"Darn, he recognized me," she thought. She went for a complete disguise this
time -- haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few
days before she again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this
TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"




"Because that's a microwave." he replied.