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scooterbear
02-26-2003, 22:06
NEVER TICK OFF A NURSE

A bigshot business man had to spend a couple of
days in the hospital.

He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed
them around just like he did his employees. None of
the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with
him. The head nurse was the only one who could stand
up to him.

One morning she came into his room and announced,
"I have to take your temperature." After complaining for
several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed his arms
and opened his mouth. "No, I'm sorry, the nurse stated,
"but for this reading, I can't use an oral thermometer.
This started another round of complaining, but eventually
he rolled over and bared his behind.

After feeling the nurse make the insertion, he heard her
announce, "I have to get something. Now you stay
JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!" She leaves the door to
his room open on her way out. He curses under his breath
as he hears people walking past his door, laughing.

After a half hour, the man's doctor comes into the room.
"What's going on here?" asked the doctor.

Angrily, the man answers, "What's the matter, Doc?
Haven't you ever seen someone having their temperature
taken?"

After a pause, the doctor confesses, "Not with a carnation."