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ronduke
11-16-2011, 00:37
Most know what the mile high club is-but what is it when it is in a cop car?
While cuffed, with their hands behind their backs??
http://montgomerycountypolicereporter.com/?p=35393

Goldendog Redux
11-16-2011, 00:45
Thats a pretty rad story

Dalton Wayne
11-16-2011, 01:05
Man that a cool story bro

CAcop
11-16-2011, 06:11
That takes talent. She probably charges $20 for that.

GlockinNJ
11-16-2011, 06:36
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Gotta love the tenacity of human will.

Kadetklapp
11-16-2011, 06:53
http://thumbnails.hulu.com/7/1023/20088_512x288_manicured__5PceaRN-DEC4OEStaQqAiw.jpg

Morris
11-16-2011, 07:10
Reason #102 why we separate the sexes into different parts of the transport van.

MeefZah
11-16-2011, 08:17
Hose both heads with OC, that'll put a damper on their fellatiating.

HoldHard
11-16-2011, 09:32
http://thumbnails.hulu.com/7/1023/20088_512x288_manicured__5PceaRN-DEC4OEStaQqAiw.jpg


http://montgomerycountypolicereporter.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/ARIE.TINA_thumb.jpg

'Nuff said....

HH

ChuteTheMall
11-16-2011, 10:18
That article would have been better without any pictures.

Morris
11-16-2011, 10:49
Sooooo,

"This thread is worthless WITH pictures"

Roadkill_751
11-16-2011, 10:59
I just hope that the officer got that smell out of his car before he went home, or his significant other will be jealous!!!:whistling: PHEW

Anyone got Clorox and Pine-sol?

Patchman
11-16-2011, 15:23
If given a choice in choosing assignments, I think I would have pick the assignment transporting that drunken stripper from a few days ago. :whistling:

After the transport, did this LEO at least hose down the back of the police car? At least a courtesy hose down?

Mayhem like Me
11-16-2011, 18:25
Most know what the mile high club is-but what is it when it is in a cop car?
While cuffed, with their hands behind their backs??
http://montgomerycountypolicereporter.com/?p=35393

I will go with Stanky leg.....

DustyJacket
11-16-2011, 19:31
Well, the picture at the end of the article was like a bucket of ice water to my inner vision of what happened.

Ugh

Vigilant
11-16-2011, 20:09
I'll take Skank **** for $10, Alex.

Vigilant
11-16-2011, 20:10
Darn it, Eric! :supergrin:

nikerret
11-17-2011, 02:05
"Windham’s pants were unfastened and Arie was servicing his exposed genitalia."

Bullman
11-17-2011, 04:16
Reason #102 why we separate the sexes into different parts of the transport van.
I was thinking that very thing when I read it, should have called for additional transport. I see a "dear Sheriff" letter in that deputy's future.

http://montgomerycountypolicereporter.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/ARIE.TINA_thumb.jpg

'Nuff said....

HH

Ewwwwwwwww

That article would have been better without any pictures.


You could say that again, but you don't have to :supergrin:

Patchman
11-17-2011, 08:16
I was thinking that very thing when I read it, should have called for additional transport. I see a "dear Sheriff" letter in that deputy's future.

Based on the photo, an argument (weak argument) can be made by the Deputy that he mistakenly thought both were males. :supergrin:

sappy13
11-17-2011, 11:41
her pic makes me feel bad for the guy, lol

Mayhem like Me
11-17-2011, 12:27
her pic makes me feel bad for the guy, lol

He can close his eyes and it's Christina Hendricks...in the world of make believe....

lawman800
11-19-2011, 03:57
I would have made the trustees in the jails thoroughly delouse, sanitize, and probably irradiate the whole car to make sure it was completely cleaned. On second thought, screw it, just replace the whole interior.

(Realistically though, I would probably just swap out the removable backseat with my beat partner while he was eating.)

Bullman
11-19-2011, 06:22
I would have made the trustees in the jails thoroughly delouse, sanitize, and probably irradiate the whole car to make sure it was completely cleaned. On second thought, screw it, just replace the whole interior.

(Realistically though, I would probably just swap out the removable backseat with my beat partner while he was eating.)

Which is my argument for not having cars keyed the same:whistling:

steveksux
11-19-2011, 09:22
Reason #102 why we separate the sexes into different parts of the transport van.Absolutely 100% correct.

Should have put the woman in the front seat. :whistling:

Randy

steveksux
11-19-2011, 09:23
"Windham’s pants were unfastened and Arie was servicing his exposed genitalia."Can't blame him with the labor rates the dealer charges for servicing.

Randy

lawman800
11-19-2011, 11:36
Those must be some good drugs for him to be excited enough for her to service him. I wonder how whacked out of your mind you have to be to want that... Thing... To service you.

steveksux
11-19-2011, 14:20
Thats a pretty rad storyBut alas, not a story that's going to have a happy ending... :whistling:

Most know what the mile high club is-but what is it when it is in a cop car?
While cuffed, with their hands behind their backs??
http://montgomerycountypolicereporter.com/?p=35393

Based on the picture, I'm thinking that's pretty much the only way can get a date anyways. The ones that aren't restrained either run away or manage to fight her off and THEN run away.

Randy

Patchman
11-19-2011, 15:07
Absolutely 100% correct.

Should have put the woman in the front seat. :whistling:

Randy

Bad idea. It's much harder to hose down the front seats.

Should have just called for a second car to transport the guy.

lawman800
11-19-2011, 17:02
But alas, not a story that's going to have a happy ending... :whistling:

He might not have a happy ending but his cellmate will soon enough!:whistling:

Agent6-3/8
11-20-2011, 01:30
Those must be some good drugs for him to be excited enough for her to service him. I wonder how whacked out of your mind you have to be to want that... Thing... To service you.

I'm prety sure we all have worked with someone who would have hit that... :puking:

lawman800
11-20-2011, 02:02
Yes, we have.

361cop
11-20-2011, 03:49
What's there to hose down if she swallowed? :drinkie:

Bullman
11-20-2011, 06:01
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

ChuteTheMall
11-20-2011, 06:27
Can't blame him with the labor rates the dealer charges for servicing.

Randy

In before someone suggests doing it yourself.

:whistling:

lawman800
11-20-2011, 11:23
What's there to hose down if she swallowed? :drinkie:

Pouring bleach into my ears to wash my brain will not get rid of the image... Thanks.