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jacquejet
12-17-2011, 07:53
Seven of the 16 were sentenced and the other 9 were sent home.

The twist was that the smugglees were disguised as cheerleaders attending a competition in the US.

At least they were hot ( ok-not Dallas Cowboy cheerleader hot, but not bad).


http://interested-participant.blogspot.com/2011/12/smuggling-cheerleaders-miami-florida.html

nikerret
12-17-2011, 08:16
At least they were hot ( ok-not Dallas Cowboy cheerleader hot, but not bad).


http://interested-participant.blogspot.com/2011/12/smuggling-cheerleaders-miami-florida.html

Yeah; I've done way worse. A few times.

Vigilant
12-17-2011, 09:43
Yeah; I've done way worse. A few times.



:needspics:

A6Gator
12-17-2011, 14:30
The twist was that the smugglees were disguised as cheerleaders attending a competition in the US.
At least they were hot ( ok-not Dallas Cowboy cheerleader hot, but not bad).


I guess ICE will be all over the Brazilian bikini team, eh? :supergrin:

Davegrave
12-17-2011, 14:31
I'd smuggle any one of 'em.

Trigger Finger
12-17-2011, 17:53
"Evidently the prosecutors exercised leniency after considering the creativity and originality of the smuggling attempt. An ICE spokesman contributed (http://************/79ntkb5) that the scheme was "definitely unique."

This sounds like CRAP. You don't let smugglers off because they are imaginative and creative in their attempts! They probably didn't have that good of a case against them and decided to just take them into custody temporarily to end this type of smuggling.

One of them looked just like my old girlfriend. I wondered where she went!

rhikdavis
12-17-2011, 17:55
I'll "sponsor" a few!!

acpd541
12-17-2011, 20:04
They're Third World Hot! :supergrin:
They at least make it on my B-Team lineup.

Agent6-3/8
12-17-2011, 20:59
You guys need to have your eyes checked...they're ugly even by WV standards! :rofl::rofl:

Detectorist
12-17-2011, 21:29
The two on the left are very smuggable.

Andy123
12-17-2011, 22:10
Send us your poor, tired, HOT masses, yearning to be my . . .

nikerret
12-18-2011, 07:53
You guys need to have your eyes checked...they're ugly even by WV standards! :rofl::rofl:

I'm going to West Virginia. West Virginia, here I come!

itstime
12-18-2011, 08:02
Some pretty high standards here. Or mine is that low. LOL

steveksux
12-18-2011, 08:45
"Evidently the prosecutors exercised leniency after considering the creativity and originality of the smuggling attempt. "

This sounds like CRAP. You don't let smugglers off because they are imaginative and creative in their attempts! +1000 Creativity and originality my ass... I thought they only awarded extra credit for "degree of difficulty"... :whistling:

Are they sure that wasn't a human snuggling ring???

And after watching Columbiana, i ain't sponsoring any of them, I don't care how hot they are...

Randy

lawman800
12-18-2011, 11:25
DOJ is just getting stupider by the minute... let them off because they were clever? Last time I checked the federal sentencing guidelines... the level of sophistication of a criminal act is worth some points toward more time in prison. I think Eric Hold-Ur-Nose is about ripe for a pink slip.

lawman800
12-18-2011, 11:26
http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/6181/colombiancheerleaders.jpg

Newcop761
12-18-2011, 15:04
Pretty typical to keep the smuggler and a few material witnesses. The rest can be administratively removed.

I say they're hot enough. Let them stay...for a while ... or until they get fat and chunky...then deport them.

:tbo:

scottydl
12-18-2011, 16:55
That is original to say the least.

I'm guessing they lost the competition... maybe their lack of cheerleading ability was the first clue that something was... wrong.

Angry Fist
12-18-2011, 16:57
I'll take the two on the left. Y'all can have the other butterfaces.

razdog76
12-18-2011, 19:16
Pretty typical to keep the smuggler and a few material witnesses. The rest can be administratively removed.

I say they're hot enough. Let them stay...for a while ... or until they get fat and chunky...then deport them.

:tbo:

So deport them after they have had a few kids?:whistling:

Newcop761
12-18-2011, 19:55
So deport them after they have had a few kids?:whistling:

Obviously I didn't think that through...

Deport them as soon as they get knocked up. Plenty of time before they squeeze out a little anchor baby.

razdog76
12-18-2011, 20:54
Obviously I didn't think that through...


That's okay, I'm from the government, and here to help.:supergrin:

lawman800
12-19-2011, 11:45
Obviously I didn't think that through...

Deport them as soon as they get knocked up. Plenty of time before they squeeze out a little anchor baby.

I was just about to say that... because if you did the knocking... you would also be on the hook for child support... unless she is out of the country and could not avail herself to our lovely court system... or sham you into appearing on Maury Povich and having a DNA test done!

Fred Hansen
12-19-2011, 12:05
You guys need to have your eyes checked...they're ugly even by WV standards! :rofl::rofl:My wise old--he had to be at least 36 LOL-Senior Chief always said "Wrap a flag around her head and **** her for your country boy!"

If only I had been able to recognize the genius that man possessed when I was a bit younger. :supergrin: :rofl:

Hack
12-19-2011, 12:07
Next administration, maybe things will be different. :dunno:

lawman800
12-19-2011, 12:18
My wise old--he had to be at least 36 LOL-Senior Chief always said "Wrap a flag around her head and **** her for your country boy!"

I am sooooooo using that next time!:whistling::supergrin:

Angry Fist
12-19-2011, 17:31
I am sooooooo using that next time!:whistling::supergrin:
Never heard of "bag it and flag it"? :supergrin:

razdog76
12-19-2011, 18:08
I was just about to say that... because if you did the knocking... you would also be on the hook for child support... unless she is out of the country and could not avail herself to our lovely court system... or sham you into appearing on Maury Povich and having a DNA test done!

Hey, nothing is like being in a direct supervision jail, watching Jerry Springer with a bunch of inmates, and everyone in the module knows the guy trying to prove he isn't baby-daddy.:supergrin: