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WiskyT
12-17-2011, 15:13
What do you get the man who has everything?

https://www.orderforeverlazy.com/
http://blogs.villagegreen.com/minneapolis/files/2011/01/Forever-Lazy.jpg

I figure pink would be good as it will make him easy to find when he wonders off.

The deep side pockets will accommodate several FCD's.

Three-Five-Seven
12-17-2011, 15:37
Has that woman actually met Jack???

Hogpauls
12-17-2011, 17:50
http://i766.photobucket.com/albums/xx308/Hogpauls/viagra-bottle.jpg

Glock XIX
12-17-2011, 19:19
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dkf
12-17-2011, 20:08
http://i766.photobucket.com/albums/xx308/Hogpauls/viagra-bottle.jpg

Kroil would be more fitting than Vaseline and the Dillon chick should be around 80.:whistling:

GioaJack
12-17-2011, 22:09
That's it, my GTR Christmas card list is now officially at zero. And here I'd been saving all year to put a few hundred dollar bills in each card.

Guess I'll have to find another use for the money... the Bunny Ranch comes to mind.


Jack

steve4102
12-17-2011, 23:25
Merry Christmas Jack.

rpgman
12-18-2011, 07:25
I was thinking maybe we should get him one of those inflatable girls so he has someone to accompany him to the range n help him 'load' at home.

WiskyT
12-18-2011, 09:05
That's it, my GTR Christmas card list is now officially at zero. And here I'd been saving all year to put a few hundred dollar bills in each card.

Guess I'll have to find another use for the money... the Bunny Ranch comes to mind.


Jack

Hanukka gelt.

Hoser
12-18-2011, 11:03
And to think I was going to get him another 1050 so he could be like the cool kids.

Shadyscott69
12-18-2011, 11:13
http://www.storesonline.com/members/999468/uploaded/Depend_Protective_Underwear-sm.JPG

:whistling:

ursoboostd
12-18-2011, 13:34
We should buy him one of those plastic guns we've been hearin so much about.

EL_NinO619
12-18-2011, 13:58
Jack pick one, its one me...:rofl:

http://i893.photobucket.com/albums/ac135/Justin_Moreau/fleshlight-hp.gif

Or.....

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web03/2010/7/26/19/justin-bieber-fleshlight-7735-1280188491-0.jpg

GioaJack
12-18-2011, 14:14
While you slugs were sitting around tolerating marital boredom I was at the Denver Stampede two-stepping the night away... as I am wont to do several times a week.

Whilst displaying dance moves comparable to a cowboy Fred Astair two very attractive nurses, one 36, the other 39 took an interest in me,and no, not in a professional way... although it turns out that they were very versed in anatomy. (Thank God they paid attention in nurses school.)

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go drink a case of Red Bull and a double dose of my heart medication... Wednesday dance night will be here before you know it.


Jack

norton
12-18-2011, 15:39
What do you get the man who has everything?

https://www.orderforeverlazy.com/
http://blogs.villagegreen.com/minneapolis/files/2011/01/Forever-Lazy.jpg

I figure pink would be good as it will make him easy to find when he wonders off.

The deep side pockets will accommodate several FCD's.


Ah, at long last. A uniform for depression.

jmorris
12-18-2011, 19:22
El_nino has the only suggestion that could be seen as a reloading post...