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Ship A'Hoy
01-31-2012, 05:25
I heard a report on national TV news this morning that he used one of the light-sabers to break a wire while being tazed.

http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/01/30/20120130oregon-light-sabers-attack-sentence.html

3Speedyfish3
01-31-2012, 08:31
I guess he doesn't understand that if he strikes me down, I will become more powerful than he can possibly imagine.

Randall

razdog76
01-31-2012, 09:09
Nobody in the store picked up an aluminum or wood bat in the next aisle to put that padawan in his place?:tbo:

Patchman
01-31-2012, 17:40
When we've advance to light sabers, does anyone think Glock will still capture 65-percent of the light sabers sales to the Jedi market?

And would a polymer base/handle be better than a metal base/handle?

cpelliott
01-31-2012, 19:30
Away put your weapon. I mean you no harm.

steveksux
01-31-2012, 21:27
They should really put orange tips on them so you know they're not real.

Randy

lawman800
02-01-2012, 01:18
When we've advance to light sabers, does anyone think Glock will still capture 65-percent of the light sabers sales to the Jedi market?

And would a polymer base/handle be better than a metal base/handle?

The polymer base absorbs impacts better for less hand felt vibration and shock. The polymer is also lighter and can hold a longer lightsaber than comparable steel or alloy framed handles.

Glock will also make their own extended lightsaber attachments that will almost double the length of the lightsaber from 17+1" to 33" in the LS17 model, which will also fit the LS19 compact handle and LS26 subcompact handle... even though it will look a bit unwieldy.

rpadgett2
02-01-2012, 07:14
I'am not the crack dealer you're looking for. :duel:

Foxtrotx1
02-01-2012, 07:17
hahaha, the judge's last name is "walker".

lawman800
02-01-2012, 09:46
Maybe they just needed a protocol droid to translate for them.