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02-01-2012, 16:52
Why Muslims Are So Quick To Commit Suicide.

Letís have a look at the evidence:

- No Christmas?

- No television?

- No nude women!?!

- No football?

- No pork chops?

- No hot dogs?

- No burgers?

- No beer!?!

- No bacon?

- Rags for clothes?

- Towels for hats?

- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower?

- More than one wife to contend with?

- More than one mother in law!?! (OH! MY! GOD!)

- You can't shave?

- Your wife can't shave?

- You can't wash off the smell of donkey?

- You wipe your butt with your hand?

- You cook over burning camel dung?

- Your wife is picked by someone else for you?

- and your wife smells worse than your donkey??

Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"??

Well, No [bleep], Sherlock! It's not like it could get much worse!

02-01-2012, 17:07
It could get worse.