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Mrs Glockrunner
02-06-2012, 11:03
I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend
who this morning called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I
was still around.

We lost track of time, chatting about the wild,
romantic times we used to enjoy together.

I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested
in meeting up and rekindling a little of that ‘old magic
from the early seventies’.

Wow! I was stunned that she was still keen!

"I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I said,
"I'm 60 now and balder than when you last saw me.
Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have."

She just giggled and said, “My old soul mate, I’m sure
you will be able to rise to the challenge just like the old

"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a
waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to
mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is
sagging, my teeth are all over the joint and I am
developing jowls like a Staffy!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.

She teased me saying that chubby, bald, older men
were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great

Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few
pounds myself!"

So I told her to get lost.

02-06-2012, 12:58
:rofl:I need to clean my keyboard.