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02-06-2012, 17:07
As many of you know, Dave is a fairly wealthy guy but a bit forgetful, an absent minded genius if you will. And as many of you know, Dave's wife, Carol, can be a bit demanding.

Now Carol has a birthday coming up and she demands a special gift or else. She says, "On my birthday I want to find a present in the driveway that will go from zero to two-hundred in 6.9 seconds or less."

Dave leaves for work and gives a honk as he leaves - which gets his wife's attention. Sure enough, there is a 24" x 24" x 12" box in the driveway with a big red bow and a prancing horse on the side.

Carol eagerly brings the box into he house expecting to find the keys to a new Ferrari. Instead she finds a........

......bathroom scale.

Please pray for Dave, he hasn't been heard from in a week.