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02-07-2012, 15:32
One beautiful autumn day, a Park Ranger discovered a man sitting
in the woods chewing away on a dead Bald Eagle.

"Hey mister, the Bald Eagle is a protected species, and killing
one is punishable offence", said the Park Ranger.

The man was swiftly arrested, and ushered before the judge.

In court, he pleaded innocent to the charges against him,
claiming that if he didn't eat the bald eagle he would have died
from starvation.

"I was so hungry," complained the defensive camper, "the Bald
Eagle was the only food I could find!"

To everyone's amazement, the judge ruled in his favour.

In the judge's closing statement he said to the man, "I would
like you to ask you something before I let you go. I have never
eaten a bald eagle, nor ever plan on it. But I'd like to know:
What did it taste like?"

The man answered, "Well, it tasted like a cross between a
Whooping Crane and a Spotted Owl."

02-07-2012, 15:38
..then the Bailiff took the man to meet his new roommate, Bob. I would have said, chicken! Minus the BBQ sauce. :supergrin: