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1955mercury
02-17-2012, 15:51
The Psychiatrist and Proctologist



Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.



Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist; they put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors". The town council was livid and insisted they change it.



So, the docs changed it to read: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids". This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign.



"Catatonics and High Colonics" - No go.



Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives" - thumbs down again..



Then came "Minds and Behinds" - still no good.



Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes" - unacceptable again!



So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts" - not a chance.



"Nuts and Butts" - no way.



"Freaks and Cheeks" - still no good.



"Loons and Moons" - forget it.



Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends".



Everyone loved it.