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Mrs Glockrunner
02-22-2012, 06:53
Ole vas vorking at da fish plant up nort in Dulut
vhen he accidentally cut off all ten of his finkers.

He vent to da emergency room in the Clinik and
vhen he got dar da Norsky doctor looked at Ole
and said, "Okie dokie, let's have da finkers and
I'll see vhat I can do."

Ole said, "I haven't got da finkers."

"Vhat do you mean, you hafen't got da finkers?"
he said. "Lordy- it's 2012 and Ive's got
microsurgery and all kinds of incredible surgery
techniques. I could hafe put dem back on and
made you like new again! Vhy didn't you brink
da finkers?"

Ole says........."How da heck vas I suppose to
pick dem up?"