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02-22-2012, 15:27
Speaking German in Texas
In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels , where there is a large German-speaking population. One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.

The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen " which means: "Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have **** in it."

The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama's health care plan. I can't understand you. Please speak in English."

The rancher replied: "Use both hands!"

02-22-2012, 16:21
Ha Ha Heh heh heh!!!!!!!

02-23-2012, 02:02
Ich glaube das habe ich hier schon 2-3x gelesen.

02-23-2012, 02:27
Haha good one!

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Deployment Solu
02-23-2012, 12:20
That was funny!!!

Ringo S.
02-25-2012, 11:53
Funny scene in german (with english subtitles)

02-25-2012, 20:44
I went to school with a girl, I met her grandfather and he did not speak a word of English, only German. This was in the hill country in 1997-98. Their family lived on the same ranch for 100+ years. Pretty amazing. I think this is very unusual, but still just jaw dropping to me. Spanish unfortunately is an every day occurrence for me here in the Alamo city.

Boot Stomper
02-25-2012, 20:46
Das ist sehr gut. Danke viel spass damit.

02-25-2012, 21:07
I need to learn to speak German one day

02-26-2012, 16:13
Love it!!!

02-26-2012, 18:39
Funny scene in german (with english subtitles)

That's Russian Ringo S. not German.

Ringo S.
02-27-2012, 21:12
That's Russian Ringo S. not German.
They speak german in this video and subtitles in english.