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dango
02-27-2012, 12:18
Like most of us (sixty-ish),I never had time to catch up on technology. Well,I figure now is the time.


I really should a bought a new gun!:shocked: Help !

tous
02-27-2012, 12:38
You bought a slide rule! :dancingbanana:

dango
02-27-2012, 12:51
Nope,way dummer,a new I-pad. Took 15 minutes to turn it on. Now what ?:shocked:

tous
02-27-2012, 12:53
Send text messages like a 14-year-old girl?

dango
02-27-2012, 12:57
I,m not as smart as 14 year old girl.

No buttons--thats a problem--no bottons--nowhere!:shocked:

Also just noticed , no manual(book)nothing.They obviously
give me way to much "SAVY" !

tous
02-27-2012, 14:14
Find a fourteen-year-old girl to 'splain it to ya?
Or her six-year-old brother. :sigh:

dango
02-27-2012, 14:19
Tried that five years ago when I bought my new Mac,she didn't talk to me for a year.:crying:

Bullman
02-28-2012, 04:06
Fortunately for me when I got my new kindle fire, I was training a 20 something rook, and he "enlightened" me on it's operation and uses. :supergrin:

dango
02-28-2012, 09:17
Fortunately for me when I got my new kindle fire, I was training a 20 something rook, and he "enlightened" me on it's operation and uses. :supergrin:

Duck tape him and send him to me NOW!

I will PM you my address(SHHHH) UPS ?:supergrin:

kirgi08
02-28-2012, 10:14
How do ya feel about that Kevin? My kid just showed me howta get eggs from my chickens,without p/o ing them.'08. :sad:

Bullman
02-28-2012, 11:52
Duck tape him and send him to me NOW!

I will PM you my address(SHHHH) UPS ?:supergrin:

If I was a single man and I thought I might get his girlfriend in the bargain, I just might take you up on that :whistling:



Roger, I am not sure what you are talking about, but an angry bird thought just jumped in my head when I read it. That is pretty much what I do with my Kindle.

kirgi08
02-28-2012, 12:18
I tried ta gather eggs and the hens were not feeling it.Kat said "I'll" help and my child said "I" got it.

Dinky did it. :mad:

Really though,my ex is causing waves.REAL waves.

Kevin youse seen this.

dango
02-28-2012, 12:33
Progress! I---I have just video chatted with my son 3000 miles away,maybe I'll make a fine 14 year old girl.:supergrin:


PS--Found a magical button,MENU !

Angry Fist
02-28-2012, 16:35
Progress! I---I have just video chatted with my son 3000 miles away,maybe I'll make a fine 14 year old girl.:supergrin:


PS--Found a magical button,MENU !
Gawd, I hope not.... :faint:

Well, Roger? You got the hang of keeping them chickens happy yet?

dango
02-28-2012, 16:52
Shall I curtsy ?

ArtCrafter
02-28-2012, 17:27
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll7a6pPdzo1qhwmnpo1_500.jpg

ArtCrafter
02-28-2012, 17:31
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz7bs0OzMZ1qz759k.jpg

dango
02-28-2012, 17:40
You saying your CAT is smarter than me?

Let me borrow it.:dunno:

ArtCrafter
02-28-2012, 18:02
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyoch6mtr81qi63q8.gif

dango
02-28-2012, 18:20
God ! she is!!!!!!


PS-You don't talk much,cat got your tounge ?

kirgi08
02-29-2012, 07:11
Gawd, I hope not.... :faint:

Well, Roger? You got the hang of keeping them chickens happy yet?

Yep,carry a box of shake and bake.'08. :supergrin: :eat:

CJStudent
02-29-2012, 07:43
Fortunately for me when I got my new kindle fire, I was training a 20 something rook, and he "enlightened" me on it's operation and uses. :supergrin:

If I hadn't bought an Android phone back over the summer, I probably would have been lost trying to figure out the Kindle Fire I got for Christmas this past year. No manual or nothin! :shocked:

dango
02-29-2012, 09:56
I want to post pictures ! Nekked pictures !
What I have to work with:

1-HP desk top.

1-Mac G-5 desk top.

I-I-pad

They all look stunning on my desk,sitting there.

Any suggestions ?

dango
02-29-2012, 10:46
Ok, so it's come to this ? Ok.


1-roll of duck tape-camo :supergrin:

1-pair of hand-cuffs.

1-G-17 or 36 ? Hmmm ! She about 19 now,my neighbor.

Better take the .45 just in case. :supergrin:

Yo , just kidding , no finatics please!

Bullman
02-29-2012, 11:05
Yep,carry a box of shake and bake.'08. :supergrin: :eat:

:rofl: You go dude, when is supper? :eat:

dango
03-01-2012, 11:17
Again , progress ! Had to down load Chrome to I-Pad to post.

Only took TWO HOURS !What is this (CHROME) ?!

PC. ain't no shinee-yer ?

Bullman
03-01-2012, 11:59
Wouldn't dipping it in a chrome vat hurt the electronics a little?

dango
03-01-2012, 12:01
Wouldn't dipping it in a chrome vat hurt the electronics a little?

I'll get back to you on that one , see-ya !

dango
03-01-2012, 12:09
Wouldn't dipping it in a chrome vat hurt the electronics a little?

Back at you and yes very harmful to little thingies in there.

Looks like a shiny pizza , but it's ok , it werntt my PC.

Angry Fist
03-01-2012, 16:32
I'll get back to you on that one , see-ya !
You too old to watch Terminator? :poke:

And that would be iron or steel, not chrome.

dango
03-01-2012, 17:40
You too old to watch Terminator? :poke:

And that would be iron or steel, not chrome.

Bro , If you saw the x-rays of my spine , I am the Terminator,
I got scrap value Pal !:tongueout: Iron,steel,surely you jest.
Titanium $$$$$$$$$$ !:supergrin: and will settle for nickel.

Angry Fist
03-01-2012, 18:41
Bro , If you saw the x-rays of my spine , I am the Terminator,
I got scrap value Pal !:tongueout: Iron,steel,surely you jest.
Titanium $$$$$$$$$$ !:supergrin: and will settle for nickel.
How much for the titanium, and what's your pain tolerance? :whistling:

dango
03-01-2012, 19:34
How much for the titanium, and what's your pain tolerance? :whistling:

No one can see this right? I come from a very abusive father he would try to make me cry .Wouldn't give him the pleaaure.
My pain level is 1o my tolerance level is 12 , thanks Dad .
No sob story here bro. I'm nothing like him thank God.

Titanium--how much you got ?:tongueout: