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1955mercury
03-11-2012, 15:01
I went to a local bar last night. I woke up this morning with company in my bed.

http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm239/1955mercury/Abigbabe.jpg

I'm still trying to find my truck. I think she ate it.

JackMac
03-11-2012, 17:13
My goodness! That is a big woman.

TSAX
03-11-2012, 17:19
:wow:, someone call Dr. Drew :whistling:






:50cal:

USMCsilver
03-11-2012, 18:30
She looks kinda angry at her pants.

birda40
03-11-2012, 18:46
Hefers need lovin to ! ;)

NEOH212
03-12-2012, 05:00
If your doing belly shots on that, somebody is getting drunk fast!

:supergrin:

NEOH212
03-12-2012, 05:01
Hefers need lovin to ! ;)

I was always told there is nothing wrong with fat women.

1. You have shade in the summer.

2. You have heat in the winter.

3. If you get them tattoos, you have moving pictures all year around!

:rofl:

NEOH212
03-12-2012, 05:04
She looks kinda angry at her pants.

You would be angry with your pants too if you needed two shoe horns and a can a crisco to get into them.

At least blaming her pants made her feel better about herself.

Come to think of it, I think I saw her at Walmart. She was riding one of those scooters and had it stacked with cake, ice cream, potato chips and candy bars. She did however have a two liter of diet coke to wash it all down with as she wanted to watch her girlish figure. :whistling:

:rofl:

Chuche2
03-12-2012, 09:49
Her midnight snack: A pan of drippins and a loaf of bread.

FM12
03-12-2012, 12:29
My eyes hurt now. Bet she has to use a bookmarker to find her girl stuff. YAK!

usmc4641
03-12-2012, 13:18
After seeing that I need to start

eracer
03-12-2012, 13:22
After seeing that I need to startGuzzling tequila?

Brian Lee
03-12-2012, 16:12
"A friend of mine quit drinking because his doctor said it was gonna kill him. A week later he got ran over by a beer truck."

-- Archie Bunker

LASTRESORT20
03-12-2012, 16:15
My Goodness! Thats a Hefty women....!

robin303
03-12-2012, 17:30
I'm bleaching my eyes now. :puking:

manbearpig
03-12-2012, 18:48
Now that I found a forum I'm allowed to post on; I'm at a loss for words.

robin303
03-13-2012, 12:14
Now that I found a forum I'm allowed to post on; I'm at a loss for words.
:rofl::rofl: