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03-11-2012, 15:01
I went to a local bar last night. I woke up this morning with company in my bed.


I'm still trying to find my truck. I think she ate it.

03-11-2012, 17:13
My goodness! That is a big woman.

03-11-2012, 17:19
:wow:, someone call Dr. Drew :whistling:


03-11-2012, 18:30
She looks kinda angry at her pants.

03-11-2012, 18:46
Hefers need lovin to ! ;)

03-12-2012, 05:00
If your doing belly shots on that, somebody is getting drunk fast!


03-12-2012, 05:01
Hefers need lovin to ! ;)

I was always told there is nothing wrong with fat women.

1. You have shade in the summer.

2. You have heat in the winter.

3. If you get them tattoos, you have moving pictures all year around!


03-12-2012, 05:04
She looks kinda angry at her pants.

You would be angry with your pants too if you needed two shoe horns and a can a crisco to get into them.

At least blaming her pants made her feel better about herself.

Come to think of it, I think I saw her at Walmart. She was riding one of those scooters and had it stacked with cake, ice cream, potato chips and candy bars. She did however have a two liter of diet coke to wash it all down with as she wanted to watch her girlish figure. :whistling:


03-12-2012, 09:49
Her midnight snack: A pan of drippins and a loaf of bread.

03-12-2012, 12:29
My eyes hurt now. Bet she has to use a bookmarker to find her girl stuff. YAK!

03-12-2012, 13:18
After seeing that I need to start

03-12-2012, 13:22
After seeing that I need to startGuzzling tequila?

Brian Lee
03-12-2012, 16:12
"A friend of mine quit drinking because his doctor said it was gonna kill him. A week later he got ran over by a beer truck."

-- Archie Bunker

03-12-2012, 16:15
My Goodness! Thats a Hefty women....!

03-12-2012, 17:30
I'm bleaching my eyes now. :puking:

03-12-2012, 18:48
Now that I found a forum I'm allowed to post on; I'm at a loss for words.

03-13-2012, 12:14
Now that I found a forum I'm allowed to post on; I'm at a loss for words.