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1955mercury
03-21-2012, 16:21
I was in a pub on Saturday night. Had a few.

I noticed two large girls by the bar.

They both had strong accents so I said: "Hi, are you two girls from Scotland ?"

One of them chirped: "It's WALES you friggin' idiot!"

So I immediately apologized and said: "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland ?"


Then the lights went out !!!!

mymini40
03-22-2012, 00:21
Now thats funny!

AA#5
03-22-2012, 00:35
A drunk walks into a bar, sees a beautiful woman, walks over to her & kisses her. She jumps up & slaps him across the face.

“I’m sorry,” he says. “I thought you were my wife. You look just like her.”

“Get away from me, you drunken slob!” she yells.

“Wow,” he says. “You even sound like her.”

Dalton Wayne
03-22-2012, 00:42
When I was single on Fri nights we would go to the bar we had a little contest to see who could dance with the fattest girl, if you lost you bought drinks, if you danced with the fattest girl in the bar at the end of the night you would present her with a can of corn, stupid I know but when your 19 y/o it was fun