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dango
03-27-2012, 09:15
Day after surgery and just can't snap out of it,This is the place I come to humanize myself.Human me ,jokes , insults , debate , snap me out this ,I don't know how not to laugh.Ain't nothing in this old world tuffer than my sense of humor.And to top it off I'm cross-eyed so typing is kinda makeing me laugh right now.

This things alive , keyboard I mean. I see the letters but got bad aim , one of us is moving , I'm wearing Backspace key out again..Man they make these key boards tuff !

Let me have it , no pitty , make me mad , that's what I need , Your MaMa jokes would be appropriate.

Dinky
03-27-2012, 09:26
Just pat Helga on the ass, that will get you straightend out...:rofl:

tous
03-27-2012, 09:33
Or a straight left. :ack:

dango
03-27-2012, 09:46
Just pat Helga on the ass, that will get you straightend out...:rofl:

Think Helga's moulting or cloning ,there's almost one and a half ass cheeks , I might miss.What scares me , she might like it.:wow:

dango
03-27-2012, 09:47
Or a straight left. :ack:

True , I am highly medicated but not that medicated !

ArtCrafter
03-27-2012, 11:06
...Your MaMa jokes would be appropriate.


That's Yo Mama to you, sonny boy.


That, and Yo Mama tells keyboard stories -- (That's right...) -- in bed.


HTH :wavey:

okie
03-27-2012, 11:24
I wish you the best my friend, I hope you get well quickly:angel:

Silent_Runner
03-27-2012, 12:29
You could start by leaving Wolfe's pain meds alone.:rofl:

dango
03-27-2012, 14:52
I got a tolerance that would kill a moose.I think I need mo ?

69stingray
03-27-2012, 19:46
:wavey:Get one of these new keyboards.....
http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/files/2011/03/keyboard-bra-490.jpg

It'll make hunt'n for the right button more fun :whistling:

ReyFufuRulesAll
03-28-2012, 00:46
:wavey:Get one of these new keyboards.....
http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/files/2011/03/keyboard-bra-490.jpg

It'll make hunt'n for the right button more fun :whistling:

Yes PLEASE! :wow:

ArtCrafter
03-28-2012, 00:58
:whistling: Get one of these new keyboards...


http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/files/2011/03/keyboard-bra-490.jpg


...If wielded correctly, these things bring new meaning to the phrase hunt-and-peck. :shocked:




FIFY :supergrin:

ReyFufuRulesAll
03-28-2012, 01:23
They need to mix that idea with THIS (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Projection_keyboard)

69stingray
03-28-2012, 19:37
They need to mix that idea with THIS (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Projection_keyboard)

:wavey: Ya scared me there for a minute RuRu thought we might be headin for another lock-up :whistling:

ReyFufuRulesAll
03-28-2012, 21:08
:wavey: Ya scared me there for a minute RuRu thought we might be headin for another lock-up :whistling:

The day's not over yet! :tease:

dango
03-29-2012, 10:57
OK , the gloves are off , I can see again and ready. Getting mad
and it works for me. Anger management ? Nah , I am one of those highly abnormal creatures that use anger as motivation.
I'm not likeing the way "Helga" , grabs my face with one hand to flip me over for my daily whore bath.
Me and "Helga " going a couple a rounds when I'm up to it.

No yo Ma Ma jokes ? That's ok , I'll start , Did your Ma Ma have any kids that lived ? Your Ma Ma was the cause of the last lunar eclipse , That's why they made high ways eight lanes , your Ma Ma .:tongueout:

I'm back . :supergrin:

Nice keyboard !

ReyFufuRulesAll
03-29-2012, 12:50
OK , the gloves are off , I can see again and ready. Getting mad
and it works for me. Anger management ? Nah , I am one of those highly abnormal creatures that use anger as motivation.
I'm not likeing the way "Helga" , grabs my face with one hand to flip me over for my daily whore bath.
Me and "Helga " going a couple a rounds when I'm up to it.

No yo Ma Ma jokes ? That's ok , I'll start , Did your Ma Ma have any kids that lived ? Your Ma Ma was the cause of the last lunar eclipse , That's why they made high ways eight lanes , your Ma Ma .:tongueout:

I'm back . :supergrin:

Nice keyboard !

yo mama's so nice, she sends cookies to people she meets on gun forums.




Oh wait, that's BT.




Can I have some cookies? :wavey: :eat: :hearts:

rls303
03-29-2012, 12:57
here I sit on this dirty pooper just gave birth to a texas state Trooper !!! Feel better

dango
03-29-2012, 13:17
Am I in the right place , yeah I am ?:dunno:

Yo Mama (There you go mizzzzzz little spell-checker) , is the definition of infinite in the Webster's dictionary ! :tongueout:

Road Dog
03-29-2012, 14:18
Your momma is so nasty she has sourdough yeast infections.

gruntmedik
03-29-2012, 18:11
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b180/gruntmedik/holes.jpg

BabyTaz
03-29-2012, 21:04
yo mama's so nice, she sends cookies to people she meets on gun forums.




Oh wait, that's BT.




Can I have some cookies? :wavey: :eat: :hearts:

:upeyes:
BT has teenagers. and pre schools, and soccer schedules, and nieces. the oven is off until further notice!

:supergrin:

dango
03-29-2012, 21:21
:upeyes:
BT has teenagers. and pre schools, and soccer schedules, and nieces. the oven is off until further notice!

:supergrin:

The oven is ripped out and gone , no cookies here , only kick in the groin stuff. Gotta get back to my fighting weight , I don't take Helga lightly.