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robin303
03-28-2012, 10:58
>>Alabama
>>Yes, We do Have Electricity.
>>
>>Alaska
>>11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
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>>Arizona
>>Yes, But It's A Dry Heat.
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>>Arkansas
>>Lituracy Ain't Everythang.
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>>California
>>By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
>>Where men are men, and half the girls are too.
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>>Colorado
>>If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
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>>Connecticut
>>Like Massachusetts, only smaller.
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>>Delaware
>>We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
>>
>>Florida
>>Ask Us About Our Grandkids And Our Voting Skills.
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>>Georgia
>>We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.
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>>Hawaii
>>Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
>>( Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)
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>>Idaho
>>More Than Just Potatoes...
>>Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
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>>Illinois
>>Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"
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>>Indiana
>>2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
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>>Iowa
>>We Do Amazing Things With Corn
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>>Kansas
>>First Of The Rectangle States
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>>Kentucky
>>Five Million People;
>>Fifteen Last Names
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>>Louisiana
>>We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.
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>>Maine
>>We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
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>>Maryland
>>If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
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>>Massachusetts
>>Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's And Our Senators Are More Corrupt!
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>>Michigan
>>First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
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>>Minnesota
>>10,000 Lakes... And 10 Zillion Mosquitoes
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>>Mississippi
>>Come visit And Feel Better About Your Own State
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>>Missouri
>>Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
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>>Montana
>>Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Honest
>>Elections!
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>>Nebraska
>>Ask About Our State Motto Contest
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>>Nevada
>>Hookers and Poker!
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>>New Hampshire
>>Go Away And Leave Us Alone
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>>New Jersey
>>You Want A ##$%##! Motto?
>>I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!
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>>New Mexico
>>Lizards Make Excellent Pets
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>>New York
>>You Have The Right To Remain Silent,
>>You Have The Right To An Attorney...
>>And No Right To Self Defense!
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>>North Carolina
>>Tobacco Is A Vegetable
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>>North Dakota
>>We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
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>>Ohio
>>At Least We're Not Michigan
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>>Oklahoma
>>Like The Play, But No Singing
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>>Oregon
>>Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
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>>Pennsylvania
>>Cook With Coal
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>>Rhode Island
>>We're Not REALLY An Island
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>>South Carolina
>>Remember The Civil War?
>>Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender
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>>South Dakota
>>Closer Than North Dakota
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>>Tennessee
>>Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum.
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>>Texas
>>Se Hable Ingles
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>>Utah
>>Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
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>>Vermont
>>Too liberal for the Kennedys
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>>Virginia
>>Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
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>>Washington
>>Where Our Governor & Legislature ignore our State Constitution
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>>West Virginia
>>One Big Happy Family...Really!
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>>Wisconsin
>>Come Cut the Cheese!
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>>Wyoming
>>Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared
>>(Home of Brokeback Mtn.)
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>>The District of Columbia
>>The Work-Free Drug Place!

KingWalleye
03-28-2012, 15:46
Illinois
Our former Governors make YOUR license plates.

Ruggles
03-28-2012, 16:00
:rofl:

1955mercury
03-28-2012, 16:48
That was a good one Robin. I'm from South Carolina and I didn't know what ours was. I looked it up and
it's "Dum Spiro Spero". I don't know what language that is. Sounds like it says we are dumb. So I used a translator and I think it means this.

http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm239/1955mercury/thumbnail-2.jpg

robin303
03-28-2012, 19:06
That was a good one Robin. I'm from South Carolina and I didn't know what ours was. I looked it up and
it's "Dum Spiro Spero". I don't know what language that is. Sounds like it says we are dumb. So I used a translator and I think it means this.

http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm239/1955mercury/thumbnail-2.jpg


:rofl::rofl::supergrin:

ithaca_deerslayer
03-29-2012, 09:16
New York's state motto is simply "Excelsior" (Ever Upward).












... refers to taxes.

mingaa
03-29-2012, 09:24
Floods aside MO is not bad (were it true): alus populi suprema lex esto " - The welfare of the people shall be the supreme law

One of the best CCW states in the country!

Keyhole
03-29-2012, 09:32
Yeeha?

Giddyupgo55
03-30-2012, 18:29
In Oregon it should be bend over

smokeross
03-31-2012, 10:42
North to the Future.....at least that's what I think it is without looking.

jtull7
03-31-2012, 13:04
New Mexico's state motto is the Latin phrase "Crescit eundo" which translates as "It grows as it goes."

I think it's a rather goofy motto. But, that's NM for you.

Veedubklown
03-31-2012, 19:50
AZ - "Ditat Deus" God enriches, latin.

The OP's are much better.

wjv
04-02-2012, 14:11
>>Washington
>>Where Our Governor & Legislature ignore our State Constitution

Actually I thought ours was:

{BLEEP} them once, {BLEEP} them again. . .
Someones got to pay for all of this.

smokin762
04-02-2012, 14:29
I thought Ohio’s motto was, “Glad a River Separates Us and West Virginia”. :supergrin:

cowboywannabe
04-02-2012, 14:35
Alabama: where every holloween we pumpkin.

what has three pregancies, 28 teeth, and an i.q. of 105?

any 10th grade alabama public school room.

SCmasterblaster
04-02-2012, 16:13
VT - the Green Mountain State.

Veedubklown
04-02-2012, 18:59
Alabama: where every holloween we pumpkin.

what has three pregancies, 28 teeth, and an i.q. of 105?

any 10th grade alabama public school room.

Out here we call it a Bullhead 9. 3 kids, 3 teeth, 3 ex husbands.

AKbear
04-02-2012, 20:25
Alabama: where every holloween we pumpkin.

what has three pregancies, 28 teeth, and an i.q. of 105?

any 10th grade alabama public school room.

:rofl:

And we know the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas, because if it was invented anywhere else, it would be teethbrush.

cowboywannabe
04-02-2012, 21:05
alabama, where bud light and a pick up truck will get you layed.

smokin762
04-03-2012, 16:10
alabama, where bud light and a pick up truck will get you layed.

:rofl:

I'm moving to Alabama. :supergrin:

cowboywannabe
04-03-2012, 16:14
:rofl:

I'm moving to Alabama. :supergrin:

dont forget the other part of alabama's motto: "if she smokes, she pokes".

Angry Fist
04-03-2012, 16:16
Floods aside MO is not bad (were it true): alus populi suprema lex esto " - The welfare of the people shall be the supreme law

One of the best CCW states in the country!
W3RD! :highfive:

Angry Fist
04-03-2012, 16:19
http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j62/PearlMarie/425817_1793117525131_1755450092_883256_2056428514_n.jpg

smokin762
04-03-2012, 16:28
dont forget the other part of alabama's motto: "if she smokes, she pokes".

Is that the same as, if she is legal to smoke then she is legal to poke? :supergrin:

cowboywannabe
04-03-2012, 20:22
Is that the same as, if she is legal to smoke then she is legal to poke? :supergrin:

if she smokes (cigs) then there isnt a wait to get her in bed.

typical Alabama woman, smokes cigs, drinks bud light, likes trucks and motor cycles, probably has more than one tattoo, has had more boyfriends or husbands than she has pairs of shoes.....


what do Alabama women and cow pies have in common?

the older they get, the easier they are to pick up.:rofl:


i kid i kid. with my looks im just lucky to live in Alabama where i can still get layed.

SLO1911Fan
04-03-2012, 22:54
California - BOHICA (Bend Over Here It Comes Again)

Massachusetts - Where men like me, women are lonely, and sheep run scared.

F_G
04-04-2012, 05:48
Welcome to Arizona, now go back to California (or Mexico).

Veedubklown
04-04-2012, 11:14
Welcome to Arizona, now go back to California (or Mexico).

What's the difference? :dunno:

Tank44
04-04-2012, 17:23
Colorado

Welcome to Colorado - Now Go Home!

smokin762
04-04-2012, 17:38
if she smokes (cigs) then there isnt a wait to get her in bed.

typical Alabama woman, smokes cigs, drinks bud light, likes trucks and motor cycles, probably has more than one tattoo, has had more boyfriends or husbands than she has pairs of shoes.....


what do Alabama women and cow pies have in common?

the older they get, the easier they are to pick up.:rofl:


i kid i kid. with my looks im just lucky to live in Alabama where i can still get layed.

The last part now makes me want to move there. Maybe there is hope after all. :rofl:

TnGlocker12
04-05-2012, 14:23
Very cool. :rofl:

jtull7
04-05-2012, 17:35
Whats the definition of a virgin in Arkansas?

A girl who can out run her brothers.

Firebob2917
04-05-2012, 20:13
NV - Battle Born

Padre
04-06-2012, 00:18
Texas: "Better get here before we lock the gate"

Javelin
04-06-2012, 00:20
Something about the Stars at Night and being big.

:whistling:

4TS&W
04-06-2012, 01:11
Oklahoma, the wind comes sweepin' down the plain windy, because Kansas sucks, and Texas blows.... :)

Javelin
04-06-2012, 10:31
Oklahoma, the wind comes sweepin' down the plain windy, because Kansas sucks, and Texas blows.... :)

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

chevy01234
04-06-2012, 22:45
Mississippi's state motto is a pretty good one.

Virtute et armis- By Valor and Arms

Angry Fist
04-07-2012, 11:58
Whats the definition of a virgin in Arkansas?

A girl who can out run her brothers.
:animlol:

Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

A: Kick his sister in the back of the head.

OuttaHand
04-07-2012, 20:25
Wisconsin --

Our real state motto is "Forward"

For those of us who live in the southeast part of the state we feel like the motto is:
"Welcome to North Chicago"
and our battle cry is "FIBs go home!"
(FIB = *******in Illinois Ba****ds)
Now, of course, we love the money they spend up here. But a lot of them seem to think they are owed everything and that we are their servants.

Sorry to you Illionois residents on the boards. I know it wasn't YOU!

trcubed
04-08-2012, 06:34
California - BOHICA (Bend Over Here It Comes Again)

Massachusetts - Where men like me, women are lonely, and sheep run scared.

:rofl::rofl:

Don't you mean "Where men like MEN?"

:rofl::rofl::rofl: