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04-02-2012, 21:29
Two guys, one old, one young,
are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart
when they collide.
The old guy says to the young guy,
"Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife,
and I guess I wasn't paying attention
to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK, it's a coincidence.
I'm looking for my wife, too...
I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The old guy says, "Well,
maybe I can help you find her...
what does she look like?"
The young guy says,
"Well, she is 27 yrs. old, tall,
with red hair,
blue eyes, is buxom...wearing no bra,
long legs,
and is wearing short shorts.
What does your wife look like?'
To which the old guy says, "Doesn't matter,
--- let's look for yours."

04-03-2012, 15:19
GREAT!!! I really enjoyed that one. Tim

04-03-2012, 23:05


FL Airedale
04-04-2012, 06:29
Which Wal-Mart was that? I want to go look for the young guy's wife too.

04-04-2012, 16:45
Nice! :supergrin:

04-04-2012, 16:50
I love good clean humor!!

Atomic Punk
04-04-2012, 17:45
hey. he got the color of my wifes eyes wrong.

04-05-2012, 15:03
I'm always looking for the other guy's wife in Wal-Mart. :rofl: