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Dinky
04-05-2012, 06:45
We would all wear cowhats and have pneumatic companions :wow:

tous
04-05-2012, 08:17
That is exactly why I should be in charge of the world.
Heck, the Universe.

Dinky
04-05-2012, 10:24
emperior of the universe

tous
04-05-2012, 11:14
Pancakes for all and all for pancakes!

OSSI
04-05-2012, 18:31
You have my vote my
Texas Mate :)

dango
04-05-2012, 20:23
Darth Tous, and his Texass death star , I can see it .The death star would have long horns with leathal cow patties. beware earthlings I come with stench, Texas cow patty stench.HG Wells stuff.40ft. cows pillaging and dropping deadly patties.

Hail to Darth Tous or the wrath of Texas upon us , 99 degrees,102% humidity and the stench ! :wow:

PS. heavy on the hot sauce and chilly .:supergrin:oh master of infinity , sorry Dinky , didn't see Darth coming! So much for kings? :supergrin:

kcb
04-05-2012, 20:26
I wore my cowgirl hat today. It was "twin day", so my birthday twin and I dressed exactly alike. Part of our outfit was our cowgirl hats.

We were even on the morning announcements!

Jes...you can PM me for my autograph!

:supergrin:


(All day the children said, "Miss B!!! I saw you on TV this morning!") And with my cowgirl hat no less! :wavey:

Blast
04-05-2012, 21:46
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-7gz1x_HNjE/TI4IWDFbbeI/AAAAAAAACWo/2javY41tajw/s1600/cow_mittens.jpg

http://www.fastfancydress.co.uk/templates/imagedirectory/cow%20hat.jpg

http://static.artfire.com/admin/product_images/thumbs/--60000--45355_product_412394173_thumb_large.jpg

http://www.pamperedwhiskers.com/Images/Mad-Cow.gif

http://img1.etsystatic.com/il_570xN.128835161.jpg

COWBOYSHOOTER
04-06-2012, 06:04
I wore my cowgirl hat today. It was "twin day", so my birthday twin and I dressed exactly alike. Part of our outfit was our cowgirl hats.

We were even on the morning announcements!

Jes...you can PM me for my autograph!

:supergrin:


(All day the children said, "Miss B!!! I saw you on TV this morning!") And with my cowgirl hat no less! :wavey:

Pics or it didnt happen! :supergrin::wavey:

Purty ladies in cowboy hats :hearts:

COWBOYSHOOTER
04-06-2012, 06:05
Pancakes for all and all for pancakes!

And this is why I support Darth Tous for Emperior. I for one welcome our new bovine overlords.

smith10
04-06-2012, 06:37
Yes but will the Darth Vader theme music sound weird on banjo????

dango
04-06-2012, 10:21
Yes but will the Darth Vader theme music sound weird on banjo????

Nah , will get that kid from deliverence, be cool .Moo like a cow, you got some pertty utters boy !

dango
04-06-2012, 10:22
Yes but will the Darth Vader theme music sound weird on banjo????

Nah , will get that kid from deliverence, be cool .Moo like a cow, you got some pertty utters boy !

Hail to the Emporior !

dango
04-06-2012, 10:23
Oooops , I'm seeing two key-boards again !

ArtCrafter
04-06-2012, 13:16
Everyone would put the toilet lid down after they're finished with their bidness. :whistling:

















































:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

tous
04-06-2012, 13:23
And this is why I support Darth Tous for Emperior. I for one welcome our new bovine overlords.


Pancakes for the Shooter of Cowboys and milk shakes for his hoss!

dango
04-06-2012, 14:53
Just wow , I'm really out of it today ?

ghostwn
04-06-2012, 15:06
IHOP :supergrin:

Dinky
04-07-2012, 14:06
patties.



sorry Dinky , didn't see Darth coming! So much for kings? :supergrin:


Patties, never shoot a .22 hollow point into a fresh Pattie....



Tous Darth and I shall rule together :faint:

ArtCrafter
04-07-2012, 15:03
Pancakes would always come with strawberries...


































Blueberries...


































AND Syrup!!! :rock:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1fls6oQiu1qcv34vo1_500.gif

dango
04-07-2012, 15:49
Yee Old King , looking bad , strawberries , blueberries , we need to gather what little troops we have I 'll send you a post card . :supergrin:

COWBOYSHOOTER
04-08-2012, 05:48
Photoshopportunity!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v505/Sabotage68/vader.jpg


:doitdoitdoit:

smith10
04-08-2012, 05:52
:cowhatVader:

ping ping ping, ping ping ping, ping ping ping.....

COWBOYSHOOTER
04-08-2012, 05:57
:cowhatVader:

ping ping ping, ping ping ping, ping ping ping.....

<---doesnt has the photoshop skillz
<---can sure enough provide a base star wars image :supergrin:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v505/Sabotage68/emperor_palpatine.jpg

smith10
04-08-2012, 06:00
:wharsartcrafterwhenweneedhim:

smith10
04-08-2012, 06:01
<---doesnt has the photoshop skillz
<---can sure enough provide a base star wars image :supergrin:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v505/Sabotage68/emperor_palpatine.jpg

:uglyemporormustgetallthewimmins: :faint:

COWBOYSHOOTER
04-08-2012, 06:04
He just had a rough night. Let him get some coffee in his sithstem. :supergrin:

smith10
04-08-2012, 06:06
:nowthatwasfunny:


:nowthatyoumeantionithedoeslooklikeBloomberg: :onlyslightlylessevil:

COWBOYSHOOTER
04-08-2012, 06:07
:thosewasthedroidstheywaslookinfor:

:supergrin:

smith10
04-08-2012, 06:11
:ahtheendofastormtrooperscarreer:

:healreadywasatatapunishmentTODanyway:

COWBOYSHOOTER
04-08-2012, 06:15
Yep. Poor guy, never had a chance. :crying:

And Han shot first! :rant:

smith10
04-08-2012, 06:24
If you would happen to run into Lucas, and did ask him about that, would he smile, or have his bodyguards thump you?

COWBOYSHOOTER
04-08-2012, 06:29
If you would happen to run into Lucas, and did ask him about that, would he smile, or have his bodyguards thump you?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v505/Sabotage68/hemad.jpg

:supergrin:

smith10
04-08-2012, 06:36
:laughabove:

Nice chattin with ya bro, have a great day.

COWBOYSHOOTER
04-08-2012, 06:38
Be careful! Thats no moon! :wavey:

tous
04-08-2012, 09:47
Disparage the cowhat at your own risk.
Don't make me report you to G33.

COWBOYSHOOTER
04-08-2012, 10:01
We done voted ya for Emperior! We....uh....just wanted to see ya in yer new uniform? Yeah. thats the ticket. New uniform.

:supergrin:

smith10
04-08-2012, 16:39
We done voted ya for Emperior! We....uh....just wanted to see ya in yer new uniform? Yeah. thats the ticket. New uniform.

:supergrin:

:disasperigusnotintended::supergrin:

dango
04-08-2012, 16:55
Patties, never shoot a .22 hollow point into a fresh Pattie....



Tous Darth and I shall rule together :faint:

Soul mates ? I will follow to the end , a humble follower .

tous
04-08-2012, 17:13
Patties, never shoot a .22 hollow point into a fresh Pattie....



Tous Darth and I shall rule together :faint:

I prefer to remain your humble servant and advisor.
If it all goes wrong, I can blame you.

:poke:

dango
04-08-2012, 17:19
I prefer to remain your humble servant and advisor.
If it all goes wrong, I can blame you.

:poke:
That's why you are the man , I also will blame him! :supergrin:

kirgi08
04-08-2012, 17:52
April will concur.'08.

COWBOYSHOOTER
04-09-2012, 06:41
Was really hopin for some photshop shenanigans :whistling:

smith10
04-09-2012, 17:32
ARTYSY CRAFTSY.... where art thou??

ArtCrafter
04-09-2012, 18:50
Sorry, but the, um, 'subject' is − How do I say it? − over my head. :headscratch:

tous
04-09-2012, 19:32
ARTYSY CRAFTSY.... where art thou??

That feller's gonna shoot you a little, amigo. :ack:

Blast
04-12-2012, 02:20
http://homemadebylisa.goods.officelive.com/images/cow%20pig%20sheep.jpg

Bullman
04-12-2012, 22:14
Damg. wjere cam O vpte

dango
04-12-2012, 22:41
Methinksintheyogart.............orthemoothstar

Blast
04-14-2012, 02:07
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pujyH_ps7z4/TSIHF0k4ErI/AAAAAAAAASc/B_sqtRXvev8/s1600/whine+sighn.jpg

dango
04-14-2012, 08:51
In a perfect world , I would be the master of the universe.
Free pancakes with all the toppings , onion soup with out the farts , all women beautiful , we all would stop ageing at 26 ,no sickness ,greed ,polititians , inhumanity , taxes ,pain "I HATE PAIN " totoal freedom from tyrants , no hunger , ----WOW
I must have taken too many pills this morning !:shocked:

While I'm on a roll , a chicken in every pot ,a Lamborgini in every garage. And most of all , no fear with the love of nature everywhere , and a big dam stick to keep people in line.
My stick ofcourse , after all , I am the master of the universe ,
:tongueout::tongueout::tongueout::tongueout::tongueout:

Bullman
04-14-2012, 08:56
Onion soup without the gas? how would that be perfect? lol