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JBnTX
04-05-2012, 16:41
Harry Reid thinks the TSA's abuses and invasions of people's privacy can be handled with a smile and a hello.

What a friggin simpleton!:rofl:


http://thehill.com/blogs/floor-action/senate/220115-reid-plans-to-ask-tsa-officers-to-smile-and-say-hello-to-passengers

"Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) said this week that he will soon write a letter to the Department of Homeland Security to ask that Transportation Security Administration (TSA) workers be instructed to smile and greet passengers at airports."

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Lone Wolf8634
04-05-2012, 16:45
It works for MickyD's.

Maybe they can suggestive sell a cavity search in place of a body scan.....

p.d.
04-05-2012, 16:50
Grinning like an idiot! Yeah, that's the ticket. :supergrin:

Big Mad Dawg
04-05-2012, 23:44
They can carry my luggage to the check in counter I will slip them a fiver then they can go back to the curb, with a smile.

certifiedfunds
04-06-2012, 16:22
What a friggin simpleton!:rofl:



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Pot <> Kettle :rofl:

JBnTX
04-06-2012, 16:29
Pot <> Kettle :rofl:

There's more truth to that than you might know.:rofl:

Cavalry Doc
04-06-2012, 20:15
Smiling while groping my groin would either be good or bad.

Depends on the agent I guess.

http://www.google.com/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=http://wishididntknow.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/tsa-grope.jpg&sa=X&ei=_qJ_T7fUAoGy2QXNhryRBw&ved=0CAsQ8wc&usg=AFQjCNGCIt-86Ru-TJnB7wy-dooJbNY0gg

that would be bad

http://www.google.com/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=http://gulagbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/TSA-personnel.jpg&sa=X&ei=bqN_T9TvH6We2AWu7a34Bg&ved=0CAoQ8wc4NA&usg=AFQjCNE5F-mM94XY5j2oo57MjFPGMHRL1g

I might be able to cope with the one on the right.

certifiedfunds
04-06-2012, 20:23
Smiling while groping my groin would either be good or bad.

Depends on the agent I guess.

http://www.google.com/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=http://wishididntknow.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/tsa-grope.jpg&sa=X&ei=_qJ_T7fUAoGy2QXNhryRBw&ved=0CAsQ8wc&usg=AFQjCNGCIt-86Ru-TJnB7wy-dooJbNY0gg

that would be bad




You look much older than I expected.

Wait! Are you Dick Cheney?

Cavalry Doc
04-06-2012, 20:26
You look much older than I expected.

Wait! Are you Dick Cheney?

The TOS prevents me from posting any pix of myself getting groped. It's always had a happy ending :whistling:

certifiedfunds
04-06-2012, 20:28
The TOS prevents me from posting any pix of myself getting groped. It's always had a happy ending :whistling:

Whatever you say, Mr. Vice President.

Cavalry Doc
04-06-2012, 20:32
Whatever you say, Mr. Vice President.

:cool: I think he's still recovering. I'm still on version 1.0 in the cardiac arena.

I'd give you details, but it would just sound like bragging. Well, actually, it would be bragging. :rofl:

Big Mad Dawg
04-07-2012, 00:28
[QUOTE=Cavalry Doc;18810833]
http://www.google.com/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=http://wishididntknow.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/tsa-grope.jpg&sa=X&ei=_qJ_T7fUAoGy2QXNhryRBw&ved=0CAsQ8wc&usg=AFQjCNGCIt-86Ru-TJnB7wy-dooJbNY0gg
QUOTE]

Please hold still sir and I hope you enjoy this as much as I do. By the way do you like watching gladiator movies?

Javelin
04-07-2012, 00:34
Reid is a dumbass.

Big Mad Dawg
04-07-2012, 03:37
Reid is a dumbass.

Javelin this is one of the understatements of the year.:wavey:

Bren
04-07-2012, 04:10
Considering TSA's biggest problem is the need to impress stupid people wearing tinfoil hats, maybe he figures a smile is enough to fool them.

Skyhook
04-07-2012, 04:51
[QUOTE=Cavalry Doc;18810833]
http://www.google.com/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=http://wishididntknow.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/tsa-grope.jpg&sa=X&ei=_qJ_T7fUAoGy2QXNhryRBw&ved=0CAsQ8wc&usg=AFQjCNGCIt-86Ru-TJnB7wy-dooJbNY0gg
QUOTE]

Please hold still sir and I hope you enjoy this as much as I do. By the way do you like watching gladiator movies?

:rofl: Too much!

Restless28
04-07-2012, 05:31
Harry Reid, despite most of his actions, has been a friend of gun owners.

series1811
04-07-2012, 05:36
I went through TSA yesterday.

As an experiment, and remembering how Israeli police had told me that 99 per cent of the way they detect potential airliner terrorists is by talking to them and observing their reactions, and listening to their answers, to certain questions, I decided to see if I could go through TSA security doing nothing to communicate or answer TSA personnel. Just staring straight ahead, saying nothing, and ignoring every question they asked, but doing whatever they said.

Went through like a rocket.

Then, my gate was right by TSA so I spent an hour just observing them, leaned up against a wall at the area you put your shoes back on at, while making no secret of the fact that I was doing it, waiting to see if anyone would ask me why I was doing that. Nothing, nada, not for one single hour. I couldn't say I even saw one of them notice me.

Any guys who served in Iraq or Afghanistan, tell me what you would be thinking and doing, if you were manning a checkpoint and saw that?

TSA = Just going through the motions. No common sense allowed.

Deployment Solu
04-07-2012, 17:05
TSA, not the brightest America has to offer.