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Dinky
04-19-2012, 14:21
WOMEN WHO KNOW THEIR PLACE

Barbara Walters, of 20/20, did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict.

She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands. She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walk behind their husbands. Despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime, the women now seem happy to maintain the old custom.

Ms Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, "Why do you now seem happy with an old custom that you once tried so desperately to change?"

The woman looked Ms Walters straight in the eye, and without hesitation said, “Land mines.”

Moral of the story is (no matter what language you speak or where you go):-

BEHIND EVERY MAN, THERE'S A SMART WOMAN


:rofl:

Bullman
04-19-2012, 18:25
I can see me being land mine fodder for the Mrs.

ChuteTheMall
04-19-2012, 20:49
It used to be only three paces, before the Taco Bell franchise arrived.:faint:

BabyTaz
04-20-2012, 06:57
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

tous
04-20-2012, 10:03
We still have to throw our cloaks over mud puddles? :dunno:

Bullman
04-20-2012, 12:35
:rofl: Tous is so fashion ignorant he still dresses like Sir Walter Raleigh. :tongueout:

kcb
04-20-2012, 17:30
Moral of the story is (no matter what language you speak or where you go):-

BEHIND EVERY MAN, THERE'S A SMART WOMAN


:rofl:

So VERY true!

:supergrin:

:wavey:

:cool:

tous
04-20-2012, 17:54
:rofl: Tous is so fashion ignorant he still dresses like Sir Walter Raleigh. :tongueout:

I am NOT fashion ignorant. :miff:

I am fashion apathetic. :sigh:

:supergrin:

:wavey:

<--- will remove pants and cover mud for a wimmins

ArtCrafter
04-20-2012, 18:58
:rofl: Tous is so fashion ignorant he still dresses like Sir Walter Raleigh in a Can. :tongueout:


FIFY :supergrin:





As Seen On TeeVee...

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z43/lubaloy/OAF/WOAFTV.jpg
Le Tous emulating his mentor, Dinky.*





*Or was it the other way around? :dunno:

ArtCrafter
04-20-2012, 19:01
HERE

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljisgc42mh1qzeuejo1_500.gif

tous
04-20-2012, 19:33
Y'all are just jealous that wimmins appreciate me because I am a gentleman and you are uncouth louts. :miff:

:tongueout:

kcb
04-20-2012, 19:55
Y'all are just jealous that wimmins appreciate me because I am a gentleman and you are uncouth louts. :miff:

:tongueout:

True! Mr. Tous is a gentleman!

:wavey:

tous
04-20-2012, 20:01
Thank you, ma'am.
Have a niggle.

:hugs: :hearts: :hugs: :kiss:

kirgi08
04-20-2012, 20:03
<<<--- Is uncouth and loutish.'08. :sad:

kcb
04-20-2012, 20:05
Thank you, ma'am.
Have a niggle.

:hugs : :hearts : :hugs : :kiss:

:wavey: :hugs: :hearts: :kiss:

okie
04-21-2012, 05:22
WOMEN WHO KNOW THEIR PLACE

Barbara Walters, of 20/20, did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict.

She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands. She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walk behind their husbands. Despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime, the women now seem happy to maintain the old custom.

Ms Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, "Why do you now seem happy with an old custom that you once tried so desperately to change?"

The woman looked Ms Walters straight in the eye, and without hesitation said, “Land mines.”

Moral of the story is (no matter what language you speak or where you go):-

BEHIND EVERY MAN, THERE'S A SMART WOMAN


:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

smokin762
04-21-2012, 06:28
WOMEN WHO KNOW THEIR PLACE

Barbara Walters, of 20/20, did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict.

She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands. She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walk behind their husbands. Despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime, the women now seem happy to maintain the old custom.

Ms Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, "Why do you now seem happy with an old custom that you once tried so desperately to change?"

The woman looked Ms Walters straight in the eye, and without hesitation said, “Land mines.”

Moral of the story is (no matter what language you speak or where you go):-

BEHIND EVERY MAN, THERE'S A SMART WOMAN


:rofl:

Smart women. Gotta love them. :supergrin:

ArtCrafter
04-21-2012, 06:33
:wavey: :hugs: :hearts: :kiss:


OMG!


kcb is niggling! :faint:


:wavey:

Bullman
04-21-2012, 06:58
What's wrong with being uncouth now and then?

ArtCrafter
04-21-2012, 07:07
What's wrong with being uncouth now and then?


You must be joking...Only "now and then?"


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Bullman
04-21-2012, 10:33
Okay, so it is part of my charm then :embarassed:

kcb
04-21-2012, 11:21
OMG!


kcb is niggling! :faint:


:wavey:


:embarassed:

:wavey:

tous
04-21-2012, 14:45
Okay, so it is part of my charm then :embarassed:

It is, indeed. :cowboy:

ChuteTheMall
04-30-2012, 11:35
:whistling:













http://i45.tinypic.com/3347tpk.gif









:outtahere:

domin8ss
04-30-2012, 11:41
Excuse my ignorance, but what is niggling? I've never heard that term before.

ArtCrafter
04-30-2012, 11:53
Excuse my ignorance, but what is niggling? I've never heard that term before.

In addition to the dictionary definition (http://www.bennetyee.org/http_webster.cgi?niggle&method=exact), 'niggling' is used here as a term of affection. :pjmn:

In particular, a 'niggle' is sorta like an off-kilter kiss. :ack:

HTH :patriot:

:kilt:

ArtCrafter
04-30-2012, 11:54
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2pdzwebmw1qb5tu1o1_500.gif

kirgi08
04-30-2012, 12:14
:miff:

domin8ss
04-30-2012, 12:19
In addition to the dictionary definition (http://www.bennetyee.org/http_webster.cgi?niggle&method=exact), 'niggling' is used here as a term of affection. :pjmn:

In particular, a 'niggle' is sorta like an off-kilter kiss. :ack:

HTH :patriot:

:kilt:

Thank you

Dinky
04-30-2012, 14:59
Excuse my ignorance, but what is niggling? I've never heard that term before.



tous will be along and answer that for you.....:wavey:

tous
04-30-2012, 15:02
You're setting my schedule now? :miff:

tous
04-30-2012, 15:36
The classic definition of niggle is something minor that constantly annoys or irritates you. However, we of the OAF refuse to be conventional and bend both reality and the language to suit our needs.
Dinky is the final authority on both reality and bending.

An OAF niggle is an expression of affection directed to, but not limited to, folk of the opposite sex and may be offered at any time, in any thread. A niggle in a thread adds six gravitas points to the thread. A same-sex niggle is appropriate when consoling another or if one party to the same-sex niggle, but not both, is wearing a kilt.

A niggle follows the formula: :hugs: :hearts: :kiss: and was first used by okie is a lame attempt to attract the ladies. :tongueout:

Variations include the kitty niggle and the celebratory heffalump niggle.

Bullman
04-30-2012, 17:08
http://i45.tinypic.com/3347tpk.gif




Do they call these the same thing where you're at as they call them here?

The name is out of bounds on TOS or I would say it.

CJStudent
04-30-2012, 17:18
Do they call these the same thing where you're at as they call them here?

The name is out of bounds on TOS or I would say it.

Promotion pads?

ArtCrafter
04-30-2012, 19:33
The classic definition of niggle is something minor that constantly annoys or irritates you. However, we of the OAF refuse to be conventional and bend both reality and the language to suit our needs.
Dinky is the final authority on both reality and bending.

An OAF niggle is an expression of affection directed to, but not limited to, folk of the opposite sex and may be offered at any time, in any thread. A niggle in a thread adds six gravitas points to the thread. A same-sex niggle is appropriate when consoling another or if one party to the same-sex niggle, but not both, is wearing a kilt.

A niggle follows the formula: :hugs: :hearts: :kiss: and was first used by okie is a lame attempt to attract the ladies. :tongueout:

Variations include the kitty niggle and the celebratory heffalump niggle.


Awesome post! :thumbsup:


http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyqp7hvsYS1qzfsnio1_500.gif

Bullman
04-30-2012, 22:35
Promotion pads?

lol, sort of like that. pm sent.

HiddenEyes
05-01-2012, 13:07
Promotion pads?



We had a guy that changed agencies and at his going away party he was given a pair of those. He was so mad. A few of us told him if the pads fit wear them.:rofl::rofl::rofl:




Mr. HE:cool:

kirgi08
05-01-2012, 14:07
:animlol:

smokin762
05-01-2012, 15:09
:rofl:

Lone_Wolfe
05-13-2012, 23:19
OMG!


kcb is niggling! :faint:


:wavey:

Guess that means you won't want my niggles anymore. :sigh:



...............and was first used by okie is a lame attempt to attract the ladies. :tongueout:
..........

Ummmmmmmm, Okie did NOT invent the niggle in here. :impatient: :honkie:

HerrGlock
05-14-2012, 01:55
Excuse my ignorance, but what is niggling? I've never heard that term before.

OAFish show of affection.

tous
05-14-2012, 07:50
Guess that means you won't want my niggles anymore. :sigh:





Ummmmmmmm, Okie did NOT invent the niggle in here. :impatient: :honkie:

Ma'am, I wake every morn longing for a niggle from you.

I apologize if I mis-attributed the mighty niggle to okie.
As penance, I volunteer to wash your car and bathe your cats. Being an engineer, I shall determine how to accomplish both tasks concurrently. No need to waste water, no? By the way, do your cats like banjo music?

:supergrin:
:wavey:

kirgi08
05-14-2012, 08:31
Suck up.'08. :faint:

Lone_Wolfe
05-14-2012, 21:53
Ma'am, I wake every morn longing for a niggle from you.
That can be arranged. :hugs: :hearts: :kiss:

I apologize if I mis-attributed the mighty niggle to okie.
As penance, I volunteer to wash your car and bathe your cats. Being an engineer, I shall determine how to accomplish both tasks concurrently. No need to waste water, no? By the way, do your cats like banjo music?

: supergrin:
: wavey:

I'll miss you once the cats get hold of you. :rofl:

Of course, I still have to find my cats. :steamed:



Suck up.'08. : faint:

You're just jealous! :tongueout:

tous
05-14-2012, 22:09
I ain't a-skeered of kitties.
I know how to hide good.

:hugs: :hearts: :kiss:

Lone_Wolfe
05-14-2012, 22:21
I ain't a-skeered of kitties.
I know how to hide good.

:hugs: :hearts: : kiss:

You really think you'll get a chance to hide from kitties that you're trying to wash? :rofl:

:hugs: :hearts: :kiss:

tous
05-14-2012, 22:49
I have it all figured out.
I shall bathe the darling kitties whilst feeding a kangaroo some okra.
When the kitty becomes annoyed and appears ready to pounce and shred, I pop the okra into the kangaroo's mouth, the kangaroo goes back in time, completely astounds and confuses the kitty and whist in this confuzzled state, the kitty bathe is completed.

Then I go and hide.

Lone_Wolfe
05-14-2012, 22:58
Ummmmmm.......... OK, tous.


I'll miss you. :sad:

janice6
05-14-2012, 23:13
Awesome post! :thumbsup:


http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyqp7hvsYS1qzfsnio1_500.gif




Thank you for this. I just sent it to my Granddaughter.

ChuteTheMall
05-15-2012, 06:34
When I was a dumb little kid, I took my cat into the bathtub with me. But only once.:wow:

He got some pretty good traction across my shoulder outta there, and not a drop of water on him.:drowning:

ChuteTheMall
05-15-2012, 06:35
MOVED to Page Three:rofl:

kirgi08
05-15-2012, 07:34
I have it all figured out.
I shall bathe the darling kitties whilst feeding a kangaroo some okra.
When the kitty becomes annoyed and appears ready to pounce and shred, I pop the okra into the kangaroo's mouth, the kangaroo goes back in time, completely astounds and confuses the kitty and whist in this confuzzled state, the kitty bathe is completed.

Then I go and hide.

Check your shoes Doug.'08.:whistling:

Lone_Wolfe
05-16-2012, 20:37
When I was a dumb little kid, I took my cat into the bathtub with me. But only once.:wow:

He got some pretty good traction across my shoulder outta there, and not a drop of water on him.:drowning:

The word of the day is...........


OUCH!!!!

tous
05-16-2012, 20:50
I always enjoyed taking the kitties to the vet.
The lass would instruct me to hold the front part of the kitty, the portion that bites and slashes whilst she jabbed the kitty in the butt with a needle. :ack: :crying:

Lone_Wolfe
05-16-2012, 21:05
I always enjoyed taking the kitties to the vet.
The lass would instruct me to hold the front part of the kitty, the portion that bites and slashes whilst she jabbed the kitty in the butt with a needle. :ack: :crying:

We know who the smarter one was here. :whistling: :rofl:

tous
05-16-2012, 21:13
I learned the 'hold by the scruff and pull forward' method of distracting kitty. :cat:
They hated the slick staineless steel examination tables with a passion.

Hope this finds you well, ma'am. :hugs: :hearts: :kiss:

:wavey: