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GioaJack
05-03-2012, 12:27
Next Wednesday is my birthday, (I got a birthday discount from Midway and Little Stevie didn't), but since I'm leaving for Ft. Worth, Friday morning the ladies at the dance club I frequent threw me a surprise party last night.

I have a habit of bringing in a couple dozen roses for holidays, or just for the hell of it and handing them out to the ladies. (A system that reaps huge rewards I might add.)

About two hours into the night one of the ladies asked me to take a seat at the center bar... figured she was either going to yell at me about something or touch me with a ten foot poll.

As I sat on the bar stool one lady tied Mylar birthday balloons to my chair and then each of the 24 ladies that had been hiding on the other side of the bar walked up, one by one, presented me a rose accompanied by a big kiss and a hug. (A few guys jumped in line and those who tried to give me a kiss were knocked on their keister, those who just offered a handshake escaped unscathed.)

The night progressed from there, the exact details not suitable for posting on a family forum but suffice it to say in my many decades of roaming the earth last night, (speaking of the surprise party), is probably the nicest thing that has ever happened to me. The multitudes of cards with very personal messages inscribed within touched me more than I am willing to publicly admit.

On an even brighter note, I'm teaching five of the ladies to shoot and pass their CCW classes. That's a bunch of loading I don't mind doing. (They're all going to have a real hard time hiding a gun but I am more than willing to offer as much hands on instruction as necessary... and then some.

Here's an example of the pictures they e-mailed me this morning.
http://i567.photobucket.com/albums/ss114/GioaJack/156464_3520014212493_1636186917_2765338_1153790413_n.jpg

http://i567.photobucket.com/albums/ss114/GioaJack/559472_3520010652404_1636186917_2765325_282287467_n.jpg

http://i567.photobucket.com/albums/ss114/GioaJack/528618_3520013252469_1636186917_2765335_1904588531_n.jpg

http://i567.photobucket.com/albums/ss114/GioaJack/552874_3520011372422_1636186917_2765328_900290602_n.jpg

http://i567.photobucket.com/albums/ss114/GioaJack/549170_3520015972537_1636186917_2765344_655090797_n.jpg

Being old and single has its benefits.


Jack

Colorado4Wheel
05-03-2012, 12:38
Nicely done Old Man.

Kentguy
05-03-2012, 12:47
Happy birthday Jack,

But WOW... I count 9 lovley young ladies with you in that last picture, thats a 10-some!!!

You are the MAN...:bowdown:

fredj338
05-03-2012, 13:24
I notice the cake was sans candles. Probably had something to do with the fire code & the recent fires up there. Also the cake doesn't look big enough to hold that many. Well done Jack! Another year, another viagra perscription.:supergrin:

DoctaGlockta
05-03-2012, 13:27
You know when you always said you went dancing with the ladies I pictured well much more ummm....well.... mature ladies. The kinds that wear granny panties.

I am officially apologizing to you and the universe for assuming that.

Happy Birthday!

sellersm
05-03-2012, 13:39
Well done Jack! Happy Birthday, enjoy the trip to the flatlands. Oh yeah, nice hat!

glockaviator
05-03-2012, 13:45
The "Getting Loaded Zone".

Nice ****! (them not you).

Zombie Steve
05-03-2012, 15:21
It's funny to experience the two Jacks. The normal Jack, which says the f-bomb every 10 seconds and the Jack around women, which is really a sickening acting job. I'd never quite seen anything so sappy. Anyway, if they're dumb enough to fall for it...


Happy B-day, Jack. Mine's Monday, but we're celebrating my 19th annual 21st birthday party this Friday. PM me if anyone wants to come.

:tequila:

BigJake
05-03-2012, 15:27
Who was the creepy guy in the barstool next to you?

Jack around girls is pretty disturbing.

robin303
05-03-2012, 15:42
Happy birthday Jack and it looks like you're having one heck of a good time. :music:

WiskyT
05-03-2012, 16:38
Yeah, I was picturing some blue haired lady hopping up on the bar and doing a pole dance.

Hogpauls
05-03-2012, 17:16
Yeah, I was picturing some blue haired lady hopping up on the bar and doing a pole dance.

No doubt! Thoughts of old ladys hunched over their walkers with mammaries dangling like limp appendages plagued my imagination.

Jack, you are THE man! Either that or these pics were taken after they had consumed all the ruffies in the western hemisphere. Happy Birthday.:cake:

fredj338
05-03-2012, 17:40
No doubt! Thoughts of old ladys hunched over their walkers with mammaries dangling like limp appendages plagued my imagination.

Jack, you are THE man! Either that or these pics were taken after they had consumed all the ruffies in the western hemisphere. Happy Birthday.:cake:
Jack is getting really good with photoshop.:fred::birthday:

GioaJack
05-03-2012, 17:57
That'll teach you guys to underestimate the old man. :shame:

Leaving at 4:30 in the morning for Ft. Worth but cutting this trip short and coming home Thursday night... have dates Friday and Saturday nights. :supergrin:

Taking the young lady in the bottom photo, (pink tank top and straw cowboy hat... she's not as young as she looks), shooting on Sunday. :tongueout:

To all you married guys... well, lets just say that words escape me. :dunno:


Jack

fredj338
05-03-2012, 18:37
That'll teach you guys to underestimate the old man. :shame:

Leaving at 4:30 in the morning for Ft. Worth but cutting this trip short and coming home Thursday night... have dates Friday and Saturday nights. :supergrin:

Taking the young lady in the bottom photo, (pink tank top and straw cowboy hat... she's not as young as she looks), shooting on Sunday. :tongueout:

To all you married guys... well, lets just say that words escape me. :dunno:


Jack
I think you suckered them all in with the pink shirt. Takes a real man to wear pink & a cowboy hat.:cowboy:

Hoser
05-03-2012, 18:55
Leaving at 4:30 in the morning for Ft. Worth but cutting this trip short and coming home Thursday night... have dates Friday and Saturday nights.

Drive fast. Take chances. Speed up on the curves.

Remember, your reflexes are not what they used to be. The ladies know this, but you might have forgot.

shotgunred
05-03-2012, 19:39
Being old, Rich, single and on deaths bed has its benefits.


Jack

:tongueout::rofl:

RustyFN
05-03-2012, 19:44
Happy Birthday Jack.

DWARREN123
05-03-2012, 19:54
:supergrin:Happy Birthday and you the "MAN" ! :supergrin:

Hoser
05-03-2012, 21:27
Happy Birthday and you the "MAN" !

A Man among Men.

The Rhodesian Army would not let him join as they were afraid he might take over.

ColoCG
05-03-2012, 22:16
Great way to show everyone how middle age guys celebrate their Birthdays. :wavey: Happy Birthday Jack! Drive safe and have a great trip.

norton
05-04-2012, 05:09
Great way to show everyone how middle age guys celebrate their Birthdays. :wavey: Happy Birthday Jack! Drive safe and have a great trip.


Middle aged? What, he's planning to live to 160?

J/K. Happy birthday Jack. Some of those women look almost as good as Mrs. N. :supergrin::supergrin:

IndyGunFreak
05-04-2012, 05:22
LOL... Happy B-day Jack.

Enjoy your time in the flatlands.

IGF

Big Bore Fan
05-04-2012, 10:32
Happy birthday Jack

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WiskyT
05-04-2012, 14:14
Who's the Dego dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?






























JACK!!

Zombie Steve
05-04-2012, 14:21
God, I wish I was better with photoshop.

unclebob
05-04-2012, 17:02
Happy Birthday Jack. Hope you have many more trips around the sun.:birthday: :birthdaysong:
Have a safe trip.

n2extrm
05-04-2012, 18:23
Happy birthday and a safe trip.

You are officially my hero!

alank2
05-04-2012, 19:05
Happy Birthday Jack!!!

PhantomF4E
05-04-2012, 19:39
Hats off to you Sir . Have a great time ... Teach those young'ns how to shoot

Fwdftw
05-05-2012, 11:25
God, I wish I was better with photoshop.

Hahaha agreed

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shotgunred
05-05-2012, 13:13
Just make sure you don't accidentally reload one of those ladies uterus.:cool: Or you will on your next ex.:rofl:

PsychoKnight
05-05-2012, 15:16
(double-post)

PsychoKnight
05-05-2012, 15:17
Freakin' Jack!

Next time, right after the all-girl plus you group pic, you need to drop down and yell

"Dogpile!"



Doesn't matter if it kills you. We're all gonna go - its how you go, or something like that when they try to get you to volunteer for the Kamikaze mission . . .