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Ramjet38
05-03-2012, 18:16
I hope everyone has the same sence of humor as Christians are asked to have for such a post. This is Hilarious!

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Reasons_to_become_an_Atheist

Animal Mother
05-03-2012, 18:31
Not having to read Tim LaHaye would be reason enough in and of itself.

juggy4711
05-03-2012, 18:59
Got half way through and didn't laugh or even have a chuckle once. Weak, trying too hard and not very clever. I'm sure there are some comedic properties to atheism but none where portrayed in that link.

Danny Reid
05-03-2012, 20:52
Main reason? Logic.

Not much more to say. Fundamentally, the 'god' premise falls apart for a number of obvious reasons.

If you have an IQ above room temperature, you intuatively understand GOD is bull****. Assuming God is even real, he is incompetent, and not worthy of worship. God owes me a blowjob. ***** GOD

ksg0245
05-03-2012, 21:03
I hope everyone has the same sence of humor as Christians are asked to have for such a post. This is Hilarious!

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Reasons_to_become_an_Atheist

Meh. The author doesn't understand atheism enough to be funny about it.

Blast
05-03-2012, 21:07
Main reason? Logic.

Not much more to say. Fundamentally, the 'god' premise falls apart for a number of obvious reasons.

If you have an IQ above room temperature, you intuatively understand GOD is bull****. Assuming God is even real, he is incompetent, and not worthy of worship. God owes me a blowjob. ***** GOD
:laughabove:

It's clearly evident that your IQ resides around arctic temps.


Another insecure, immature, foam at the mouth atheist troll. :yawn:


http://www.avatarsdb.com/avatars/vincent_cassel_vinz_la_heine.gif:rofl:

juggy4711
05-03-2012, 21:58
Meh. The author doesn't understand atheism enough to be funny about it.

Basically my thoughts a well. There are funnies to be made but that link didn't do it.

Geko45
05-03-2012, 22:44
Reasons to become an Atheist

Hookers and blow...

:whistling:

juggy4711
05-03-2012, 22:47
Hookers and blow...

:whistling:

That's more like it...

Lone Wolf8634
05-04-2012, 07:17
Meh. The author doesn't understand atheism enough to be funny about it.

Yup. It was predictable and boring.

Bren
05-04-2012, 08:09
I hope everyone has the same sence of humor as Christians are asked to have for such a post. This is Hilarious!

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Reasons_to_become_an_Atheist

I could see that being funny if it was written by someone with a sense of humor, but it appears to have been just a rant from an angry christian, poorly disguised as humor.

SouthpawShooter
05-04-2012, 15:34
Not even remotely funny. :upeyes:

This was clearly written by someone that's not very bright.

Want some semi-funny atheist lines?

The worst part about being an atheist, is you sound really egotistical yelling out "Oh me, oh me!" during sex.

You can't ask for something for Christmas in good conscience.

It's intellectually dishonest to exclaim "G-Dammit" when you're angry.

You have to learn to pronounce "Gesundheit" so you have something to say when people sneeze.

Anyone have any more, that you know, might actually be slightly funny? :tongueout:

Ramjet38
05-04-2012, 17:50
I think you atheist are right. Some of the responses have been more hilarious than the thread. Thanks for the laugh.