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smith10
05-12-2012, 15:21
"How would you beat him??"

"With a stick while he slept."
:supergrin:

tous
05-12-2012, 15:45
Hus! :snoopy:

toaddad
05-12-2012, 16:12
two of myu all time favorites.

"Refugees are people who vote with their feeet." Winston Churchill

"The trouble with Socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money." Maggy Thatcher

COWBOYSHOOTER
05-13-2012, 05:56
I aim to misbehave :supergrin:

FL Airedale
05-13-2012, 06:42
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein

“The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.”
― Albert Einstein

"Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning." -- Albert Einstein

GlockinNJ
05-13-2012, 06:49
"That'll do, Donkey" - Shrek

ChuteTheMall
05-13-2012, 06:53
"Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!"- Gold Hat

ChuteTheMall
05-13-2012, 06:57
I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?--Harry Callahan

ChuteTheMall
05-13-2012, 07:19
"The plan is that I shield us with my body and “catch the rounds” while she assembles the NEF." -- Gecko45, in "Am I Being Careful Enough?", 2000


"If you want to laugh at somebody, try laughing at the sheep out there who go to the mall unarmed trusting in me to stand guard over their lives like a God."--ibid

http://wiki.firearmschat.com/index.php/Mall_Ninja:_GlockTalk_Thread

http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

pac201
05-13-2012, 07:28
I like a man that smiles when he fights...Churchill

69stingray
05-13-2012, 11:33
:wavey: I thought you said flavored so i waz gonna say strawberry.........


so now I'll have to go with:

“If you wait, all that happens is that you get older.”

or

“If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.”

both by Mario Andretti

or

“If you ain't living on the edge, you're taking up too much space"

by ?? (Howard King according to Google)


depends on where my head's at :supergrin:

janice6
05-13-2012, 11:39
"All Men Are Equal." "What about Kings?" "Kings Are Equal Too!"


(Wizard of Id)

kirgi08
05-13-2012, 13:06
Shoot low boys,they're riding shetland ponies.

dango
05-13-2012, 16:35
Please by all means , underestimate me .

tuica
05-13-2012, 17:29
"You could live to be 100, if you gave up everything that would make you want to!"

smith10
05-13-2012, 18:12
[QUOTE=69stingray;18961422]:wavey: I thought you said flavored so i waz gonna say strawberry.........
:rofl::supergrin:

smith10
05-13-2012, 18:13
"The plan is that I shield us with my body and “catch the rounds” while she assembles the NEF." -- Gecko45, in "Am I Being Careful Enough?", 2000


"If you want to laugh at somebody, try laughing at the sheep out there who go to the mall unarmed trusting in me to stand guard over their lives like a God."--ibid

http://wiki.firearmschat.com/index.php/Mall_Ninja:_GlockTalk_Thread

http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

Infamous.

smith10
05-13-2012, 18:15
"my days of not taking you seriously have definitely come to a middle...."

tous
05-13-2012, 18:46
"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers."

Dick

Angry Fist
05-13-2012, 18:47
Build a man a fire, and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he's warm for the rest of his life. :supergrin:

Angry Fist
05-13-2012, 18:48
A day without a buzz is a day that never was.

Angry Fist
05-13-2012, 18:48
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.

ChuteTheMall
05-13-2012, 18:54
"The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment." -- Joe Biden

:zipmouth:

ChuteTheMall
05-13-2012, 19:02
"Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first."- John Candy





:cake::eat::birthdaysong::bunny::popcorn:

ChuteTheMall
05-13-2012, 19:05
Moved to Page Two



If ignorance is bliss, then I must be the happiest thingamajig in the whatchamacallit!

:headscratch:

ChuteTheMall
05-13-2012, 19:06
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

:alex:

ChuteTheMall
05-13-2012, 19:09
Silence is golden... duck tape is silver.

tous
05-13-2012, 19:30
"Overture, curtains, lights.
"This is it, the night of nights.
"No more rehearsing or nursing a part,
we know every part by heart."

Bugs Bunny

Kentucky Shooter
05-14-2012, 05:42
"I dont mind sitting in the back row, for I would rather be a servant in the house of the lord than sit in the seats of the mighty".

The above qoute was made by an honest politician (rare I know) back in the 1950's named Alben Barkely from KY. At the time of the quote, he was a former vice president under Harry Truman, had been unsuccessful in his own run for the presidency, and had returned to serve in Congress.

ashecht
05-14-2012, 06:36
blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed

HandyMan Hugh
05-14-2012, 06:52
"If neccessity is the mother of invention, then desperation is its father." >>>>Me.

"Never mind the other side of the fence, the grass is always greener on the UPPER side." >>>>Me.

:supergrin:

COWBOYSHOOTER
05-14-2012, 07:09
"Thats no moon" Obi Wan Kenobi :supergrin:

kirgi08
05-14-2012, 07:18
Lets break out some Winchesters.'08. :cowboy:

Angry Fist
05-14-2012, 08:09
Paitience is a virtue. How come Hurry the Hell Up can't be one too?

Glockdude1
05-14-2012, 08:11
Mine.

:cool:

FL Airedale
05-14-2012, 08:21
"Try not. Do or do not. There is no try." - Yoda

tous
05-14-2012, 08:30
"If you don't own a Smith and Wesson revolver, your life is pointless and you are to be pitied."

Smith
or
Wesson

ChuteTheMall
05-14-2012, 08:50
A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg. -Samuel Butler

ChuteTheMall
05-14-2012, 08:59
"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day."-Charles Tuna

:fishing:

tous
05-14-2012, 09:01
"If at first you don't succeed, it's Dinky's fault."

ChuteTheMall
05-14-2012, 09:04
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx

dango
05-14-2012, 09:21
Stop doing that you'll go blind..

If we learn by our mistakes , I'm a friggin genius.

kirgi08
05-14-2012, 09:22
:woohoo:

Keep it up ladies.'08.

COWBOYSHOOTER
05-14-2012, 10:36
"If you don't own a Smith and Wesson revolver, your life is pointless and you are to be pitied."

Smith
or
Wesson

You only get just one? :dunno:

ChuteTheMall
05-14-2012, 11:36
Stop doing that you'll go blind..



Fixed it for ya.:cool:

mike56
05-14-2012, 13:41
So far, He sucks.

tous
05-14-2012, 16:46
You only get just one? :dunno:

You gets as many as you kin fit in a house.
It's the first one that marks a man as worthy.

:dancingbanana:

smokin762
05-14-2012, 16:58
I'll be back. The Terminator. :supergrin:

trcubed
05-14-2012, 17:05
"I dont mind sitting in the back row, for I would rather be a servant in the house of the lord than sit in the seats of the mighty".

The above qoute was made by an honest politician (rare I know) back in the 1950's named Alben Barkely from KY. At the time of the quote, he was a former vice president under Harry Truman, had been unsuccessful in his own run for the presidency, and had returned to serve in Congress.

..and was from my hometown.

COWBOYSHOOTER
05-15-2012, 05:57
You gets as many as you kin fit in a house.
It's the first one that marks a man as worthy.

:dancingbanana:

If'n I remember right...my very first one was a Model 29. :cool: Most recent was a Model 10. :supergrin:

NDCent
05-15-2012, 06:16
If you're going to be a bear, be a grizzly!

You can't judge the price of pork by looking up a hogs ass.

Billy10mm
05-15-2012, 12:20
From me:

If there was a Special Olympics for gear review - Nutnfancy would be the Michael Phelps of those games.

Wil Ufgood
05-15-2012, 12:32
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41watbtJM4L._SL500_AA300_.jpg

4TS&W
05-15-2012, 13:02
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

tous
05-16-2012, 19:26
Nobody can do
The shing-a-ling
Like I do

Nobody can do
the skate
Like I do

Nobody can do
The boogaloo
Like I do

Nobody can do
the philly
Like I do


Human Beinz

ChuteTheMall
05-16-2012, 20:26
Human Beinz

No-no, no, no, no-no-no, no, no-no, no, no-no
Na-no, no, na-no, no-no, na-no, no-no, no, no-no, no

3.slow
05-16-2012, 20:46
War does not determine who is right - only who is left

Firebob2917
05-16-2012, 21:31
Calling her stubborn would insult a mule