"IT DOESN'T, 'n YOU CAN'T! [Archive] - Glock Talk

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HerrGlock
05-29-2012, 12:14
I WON'T, 'n IT DON'T!
IT HASN'T, IT ISN'T, IT EVEN AIN'T
'N IT SHOULDN'T . . .
IT COULDN'T!"
He told me NO NO NO!
I told him YES YES YES!
I said: "I do it all the time . . .
Ain't this boogie a mess!"

Dinky
05-29-2012, 12:37
Only in the OAF.....:whistling:

tous
05-29-2012, 14:55
What makes it even more OAFy is that he's having that conversation with a rubber ducky collection, three cats and some used banjo strings.

I am completely sane.
I only talk to my computers and whatever firearm I'm working on. The general tenor of the exchange consists of me pleading, "Why are you doing this to me? Haven't I always been good to you? You! Spring! I see you trying to sneak off there! Where do you think you're going?"

HerrGlock
05-29-2012, 15:24
Well then Fido got up off the floor an' he rolled over
An' he looked me straight in the eye
An' you know what he said?
Once upon a time
Somebody say to me
(This is a dog talkin' now)
What is your Conceptual Continuity?
Well, I told him right then
(Fido said)
It should be easy to see
The crux of the biscuit
Is the Apostrophe(')
Well, you know
The man who was talkin' to the dog
Looked at the dog an' he said: (sort of staring in disbelief)
"You can't say that!"

tous
05-29-2012, 15:39
Hus! :thumbsup:

Paul53
05-29-2012, 17:16
Somebody take the bath salts away from him!

HerrGlock
05-29-2012, 17:24
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