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greentriple
06-08-2012, 10:03
http://www.slate.com/articles/life/low_concept/2012/06/what_kind_of_muppet_are_you_chaos_or_order_.html?wpisrc=sl_iphone

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Goaltender66
06-08-2012, 10:16
It's looking to be a beautiful weekend on the mid-Atlantic seaboard. Low to mid 80s today, although upper 80s Saturday and Sunday. Mostly sunny, probably some light breezes. I may do some gardening and maybe put a pork shoulder in the smoker.

Cavalry Doc
06-08-2012, 10:30
It's looking to be a beautiful weekend on the mid-Atlantic seaboard. Low to mid 80s today, although upper 80s Saturday and Sunday. Mostly sunny, probably some light breezes. I may do some gardening and maybe put a pork shoulder in the smoker.

Only A pork shoulder??

http://emob127.photobucket.com/albums/p158/CavalryDoc/meat2.jpg


That would be a waste of charcoal.

Goaltender66
06-08-2012, 10:47
:crying: Well, I only have the one shoulder handy. It's about 12 lbs though so it will keep me eating at least through Monday.

Sad that I'm the only person in the house who eats it.

Cavalry Doc
06-08-2012, 10:54
:crying: Well, I only have the one shoulder handy. It's about 12 lbs though so it will keep me eating at least through Monday.

Sad that I'm the only person in the house who eats it.

I have a pretty steady supply of pork.

http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p158/CavalryDoc/Piginapoke.jpg

http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p158/CavalryDoc/Photo0027.jpg

http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p158/CavalryDoc/opensourcepork.jpg

Lots of friends too, especially when they smell the smoker. :supergrin:

Goaltender66
06-08-2012, 11:03
Doc, I don't mind saying that's made of awesome. :)

Sam Spade
06-08-2012, 12:20
http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/023/e/0/chaotic_good_batman_by_4thehorde-d37wao1.jpg

JBnTX
06-08-2012, 12:43
I don't mean to hijack this thread but I'm an Order Muppet.

Cambo
06-08-2012, 15:51
I just want to use this opportunity to tell Greentriple how much I hate his man Obama.

countrygun
06-08-2012, 16:09
Doc, you do realize that is practically, oh heck it IS "pork porn" I don't suppose we could do a mass E-mail of the pics to places like Tehran? They don't know all the goodness they are missing.

I have to buy the raw material at the store to make my own sausage these days, it jus t isn't the same.

JFrame
06-08-2012, 17:08
Mmmmmmm...Pork...Ooooooohhhh... :homer:


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DonGlock26
06-08-2012, 18:15
Has Obama finally eaten pork?


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Angry Fist
06-08-2012, 18:17
Has Obama finally eaten pork?


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Every night! :whistling:

Angry Fist
06-08-2012, 18:24
http://joniwagner.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/primera-pagina-oleo-lienzo-110-x-150-cms-2008-red.jpg?w=918

Cavalry Doc
06-08-2012, 18:42
Doc, you do realize that is practically, oh heck it IS "pork porn" I don't suppose we could do a mass E-mail of the pics to places like Tehran? They don't know all the goodness they are missing.

I have to buy the raw material at the store to make my own sausage these days, it jus t isn't the same.

I feel for ya bro. I use 1/3 venison and 2/3 feral sow to make my sausage. Summer, breakfast, Italian.... Hot and mild of all three. Still wearing a 32 size waist. Just run more.



In Texas, it's open season on hogs. All you have to have is a basic hunting license. No limit. No season. Very few rules. You can trap them, snare them, shoot them from a helicopter, poison them (we don't), run them down, whatever.



I prefer smoking them.

countrygun
06-08-2012, 18:47
I feel for ya bro. I use 1/3 venison and 2/3 feral sow to make my sausage. Summer, breakfast, Italian.... Hot and mild of all three. Still wearing a 32 size waist. Just run more.

We don't have a shortage of venison around here. Once in a while, bear but I really cut that and only use it in cooked sausage. Elk works nice. I like most of the game meat in less spicy sausage.

greentriple
06-08-2012, 19:09
Clearly a bunch of Order Muppets here!!


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greentriple
06-08-2012, 19:13
I just want to use this opportunity to tell Greentriple how much I hate his man Obama.

Grrrrrreat!


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countrygun
06-08-2012, 19:15
Hey, Doc, do you have the recipies written down? I actually have a bunch but there aren't many that are ALL that different.

JBnTX
06-08-2012, 19:17
Has Obama finally eaten pork?


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Muslims do not eat pork.

Cavalry Doc
06-08-2012, 19:28
Clearly a bunch of Order Muppets here!!


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Don't know about you, but I like me some Ms. Piggy.


http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p158/CavalryDoc/Barryandsotomayor.jpg

Darn, darnit, darn...... Sorry, computer glitch.......



Let me start over......


I like me sum Ms. Piggy.....


http://www.google.com/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_HxrYlY_GRF4/SmCPBSXWEHI/AAAAAAAABEc/DEzVcPUnvV4/s400/piggy_roasted.jpg&sa=X&ei=t6bST9GDL4Hs2QXHnO2xDw&ved=0CAkQ8wc&usg=AFQjCNHJfCuE_4sUV3l5k3vjdA6Ed7ltmA

Bruce H
06-08-2012, 22:13
I prefer orderly chaos.

We don't have wild hogs up here yet. When we do they aren't going to like it.

countrygun
06-08-2012, 22:27
Hey Doc, I know all you guys down there use mesquite but if you haven't tried alder you are missing something. I prefer Alder smoke meat to aany other wood and Alder bacon is much sweeter than hickory smoked. Of course the fact that I have several acres of Alder might by influencing me

Fred Hansen
06-08-2012, 22:41
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/ca/Demm_2000_Mandelbrot_set.jpg/220px-Demm_2000_Mandelbrot_set.jpg

Cavalry Doc
06-09-2012, 05:54
Hey Doc, I know all you guys down there use mesquite but if you haven't tried alder you are missing something. I prefer Alder smoke meat to aany other wood and Alder bacon is much sweeter than hickory smoked. Of course the fact that I have several acres of Alder might by influencing me

Mesquite is pretty easy to get, chainsaw and 1/2 an hour and I can have a truck bed load. I do occasionally buy blocks with apple and pecan, but never heard of alder. I'll have to look that up.

G29Reload
06-09-2012, 06:41
I'm an order muppet till I don't like the order, then Im a chaos muppet. Prefer the latter, they have cookies.

I'm a smoker guy too, not the best at doing pork (always choose the wrong cut) but i have cheese brats for the grill in stock this weekend and lately have been rediscovering really good cuts of beef.

Last night, I used the $20 welcome wagon coupon for switching over my statin prescription at the new supermarket in town to snag a 2lb black angus ribeye. How's that for strategic thinking?

Gonna do that on the grill this weekend, smoke will be cherry wood over charcoal.

Last weekend it was spatchcock chicken on the rotisserie, via someone heres suggestion.

Big Mad Dawg
06-09-2012, 07:24
Was home on leave last month and bought a big green egg I love it for grilling and for smoking it just can’t be beat.

You have a better chance of seeing the obama’s transcripts than a picture of him eating pork.

Bruce H
06-09-2012, 08:37
Was home on leave last month and bought a big green egg I love it for grilling and for smoking it just can’t be beat.

You have a better chance of seeing the obama’s transcripts than a picture of him eating pork.

We would all be better off if the pork ate him.

Cavalry Doc
06-09-2012, 08:56
We would all be better off if the pork ate him.

That can happen if you aren't careful. Not him personally, but when in Hog country, remember, they run in family herds.

Snowman92D
06-09-2012, 09:08
Clearly a bunch of Order Muppets here!!

I suppose that's true for me. I never got into chaos enough to be a good anarchist, which means, of course, I'd never make a good Obama supporter.

I do grill Johnsonville cheese brats in a chaotic manner, if that helps any. :whistling:

JFrame
06-09-2012, 09:18
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/ca/Demm_2000_Mandelbrot_set.jpg/220px-Demm_2000_Mandelbrot_set.jpg


Geez, Fred -- do you want to get this site shut down, posting obscene stuff like that??? http://www.kolobok.us/smiles/big_standart/stop.gif
















.http://www.kolobok.us/smiles/icq/crazy.gif

Fred Hansen
06-09-2012, 09:24
Geez, Fred -- do you want to get this site shut down, posting obscene stuff like that??? http://www.kolobok.us/smiles/big_standart/stop.gif

















.http://www.kolobok.us/smiles/icq/crazy.gifMath porn?

:rofl:

greentriple
06-09-2012, 09:28
Math porn?

:rofl:

Ah the first is dumbfounded Democrat, the second Republican base. I get it, excellent caricatures.


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G29Reload
06-09-2012, 12:18
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I do grill Johnsonville cheese brats in a chaotic manner, if that helps any. :whistling:


They're the bomb, aren't they?!!

I have the cheddar brats this weekend.

Can't be too chaotic with em, you gotta flip em regularly to keep em from burning. But tasty with some habanero pepper sauce!

countrygun
06-09-2012, 12:20
They're the bomb, aren't they?!!

I have the cheddar brats this weekend.

Can't be too chaotic with em, you gotta flip em regularly to keep em from burning. But tasty with some habanero pepper sauce!


i admit to being jaded about product advertising, but those Johnsonville brats live up to theirs, they flat out "rock the grill".

G29Reload
06-09-2012, 12:22
i admit to being jaded about product advertising, but those Johnsonville brats live up to theirs, they flat out "rock the grill".

I know, right?!!!

G29Reload
06-09-2012, 12:25
We would all be better off if the pork ate him.


Obama Eaten By Herd of Wild Pigs, Funeral Arrangements Pending
Remains Still Not Located, Pigs Still Digesting…developing...

Fred Hansen
06-09-2012, 12:29
Ah the first is dumbfounded Democrat, the second Republican base. I get it, excellent caricatures.


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www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mandelbrot_set

Goaltender66
06-09-2012, 12:34
They're the bomb, aren't they?!!

I have the cheddar brats this weekend.

Can't be too chaotic with em, you gotta flip em regularly to keep em from burning. But tasty with some habanero pepper sauce!

I did one batch where I boiled them in beer, wrapped them in bacon, and finished them on a hot charcoal grill. Brushed them with a little BBQ sauce and Oh My.

I got three marriage proposals that day.

Fred Hansen
06-09-2012, 12:41
Math pr0n<Brat pr0n

countrygun
06-09-2012, 13:07
I did one batch where I boiled them in beer, wrapped them in bacon, and finished them on a hot charcoal grill. Brushed them with a little BBQ sauce and Oh My.

I got three marriage proposals that day.


Mmmmm.......BACON!

What can't it do?

steveksux
06-09-2012, 13:43
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/ca/Demm_2000_Mandelbrot_set.jpg/220px-Demm_2000_Mandelbrot_set.jpg

Man, you better get that prostate checked!

Randy

countrygun
06-09-2012, 14:06
Man, you better get that prostate checked!

Randy


Gee, I just see a butterfly:dunno:

Snowman92D
06-09-2012, 14:54
I have the cheddar brats this weekend.

Can't be too chaotic with em, you gotta flip em regularly to keep em from burning. But tasty with some habanero pepper sauce!

Oooooh, ain't much tastier than chaotically-flipped Johnsonville cheese brats on a summer week-end! But I lightly grill the habanero peppers themselves after basting them with EVOO. Hot stuff! :phew:

It still doesn't make me want to vote for Hussein, though. Even with the cold brown pop. :drunk:

Snowman92D
06-09-2012, 15:04
I admit to being jaded about product advertising, but those Johnsonville brats live up to theirs, they flat out "rock the grill".

You got that right. But not enough to upset the "order" of the grill. :grill:

vafish
06-09-2012, 15:10
Only A pork shoulder??

http://emob127.photobucket.com/albums/p158/CavalryDoc/meat2.jpg


That would be a waste of charcoal.

Pffftt...

11 pork butts, 2 cases of chicken, case each of burgers and hotdogs.

Not to forget the ABT's (with japs and habs), moink balls, and pig shots done last night.

I was either prepping food, smoking, or grilling from yesterday at noon until a few minutes ago when I shredded the last butt.

I am tired.

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countrygun
06-09-2012, 15:12
You got that right. But not enough to upset the "order" of the grill. :grill:


Maybe not on the grill, but they create "chaos" when the people in my family are waiting for them for dinner.